Why are massages so expensive? Its almost escort levels

Why are massages so expensive? Its almost escort levels.

Also, im a bit annoyed that i cant find pro masseuses and most are actually escorts or always go for handjobs
I just want a fucking relaxing massage!!

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I feel you op. Nothing feels better than decompressing with a skilled massage therapist who knows exactly how soft to rub your back or the spots to focus on to get rid of tension in the muscles.

Try head and stone massages. I know they are a chain massage store but the people they employ would be attending these high end massage places.

why not just fly to a cheap country for a the weekend, if you play it right you can get very cheap tickets, and you get bonus massage at the airport

Massage robots!

go to a man if you want a competent job done and are worried about this. if they try to give you a happy ending you can sue them or something

Why would you pay a stranger to touch you?
I don't want peple touching me not even for free.

I receive massages only from +6/10 ladies, if that gives you some clue.

>tfw no ana de armas holowaifu

this why even live

true. may be a little gay but women are weak af and worse at everything