/wage/ - Wagecuck General

What the fuck am I supposed to do for 8 hours there’s no work today

Open up a brokerage at Vanguard, Fidelity or Schwab and take a look at low expense index funds. That'd be the best place to start.

if you were a neet, you coudl paly video agmes all week and go outside at the weekend.

who do you sell it to?

When I was a neet, I found it was better to go outside during the week, because all the wagies are at work. During the weekend, there are too many wagies crowding up everywhere you go

Anything you want user. The world is yours.

i accidentally revealed my power levels to my coworkers and they now know i have thousands of dollars in crypto in the hopes of escaping
the wagie life. i literally said this to them. i kind of went on an autistic tangent

yikes

now they ask me every day “how’s bitcoin? how’s eth....erum?” and start laughing and it makes me want to die

Shit, sorry to hear man

Everyone at my job is actually in crypto and bought in like 2016. My boss asked me the other day if he should dump his Bcash lol

Some autist at my office went on a tangent about how his Bitcoin and crypto investments are going to make him rich. All of us make fun of him behind his back now. I asked him how Bitcoin is going today and it looked like he was ready to fucking lose it!

fuck i want to get rich off of crypto too but we're just late adopter wagecuck normies like that guy...

DELETE THIS

My coworkers repeatedly asked me why I don't care about bonuses or overtime. I finally caved and told them I made it already. Held btc since 2014. Sold at 17k. I'm a wagie for the fun of it. I like to see how the other half lives.

If you guys could go back to the time you were 18 and had the option to direct your life, how would you do it?
What would you have majored in?

bought 100 btc

Buy bitcoin

There was a guy who used to come into our office, to order a bunch of satellite equipment for his business. Well, he would always be on his phone, bragging really loudly about how he's buying Bitcoin and other cryptos. You could tell he was doing it so we would all hear him. Well when crypto took a shit after Dec/Jan, he stopped coming in, and would send someone else to pick up things for him.

Now, the other workers say things like, "Hey, I hope he hasn't killed himself yet hahaha"

i would have joined the coast
guard

coast

guard

We used to wonder if he was even talking to anyone on his phone, or if he was just trying to show off

anyone else genuinely hate people who enjoy their jobs? nothing makes me angrier than people talking about
how excited they are to get back to work.

Not really, I don't mind if someone is actually deriving fulfillment from their job.

But to wear busy-ness and exhaustion and stress as a badge of honor is fucking stupid

They say they truly enjoy it, and that it's completely fulfilling, and that they get paid to do what they love...
...but somehow I just can't believe that they truly deep down enjoy being told what to do. Even if you love to draw, it's not like you're drawing what you want; you're drawing what someone else is making you draw. No matter what you do, you are being exploited. You and your employer both know that you need them more than they need you. Because they're the owners, they can do whatever they want, but you're just an employee, dependent on the employers.

I just can't believe that anyone truly enjoys that, no matter how much they insist that they do. It always just sounds like really sad coping.

You posted on the wrong board... I swear this is the only rational advice I have seen here in years.
Fuck those crypto-scammers.

yes goy, open up a brokerage and pay me to make you 4%

Fidelity actually just launched a zero (0.00%) fee index fund. Might be worth checking out.

bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-08-02/fidelity-s-no-fee-funds-unleash-the-power-of-free

>The Fidelity ZERO Total Market Index Fund will invest in the largest 3,000 U.S. companies based on float-adjusted market cap, and the Fidelity ZERO International Index Fund will hold the top 90 percent of stocks within various developed international and emerging countries.

What would you have done after that?

become a full time firefighter

wont i get shot by n*ggers?

This thread is way comfier than the other one. What’s for lunch today? Thinking about a fat, disgusting burger.

it’s luau day at the office so we have burgers, fruit trays, sorbet, and wings

i’m so excited bros

yep, but it's all in a day's work

I work in gov now so I don’t get food anymore. I miss work food.

The other thread is made by angry NEET LARPers.

Lunch is on the boss's dime today, getting Indian! Chicken vindaloo and veggie pakora. Mhm.

same

> I'm working this weekend

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Good for you, user
Go make that USDT!

kek

tfw no catered lunches daily like SF soi startups

Good morning to my west coasters!

I unironically wish I was working this weekend.
>t. 33 neet on welfare

How did you end up on welfare?

>I unironically wish I was working this weekend.
Me too. I wish there was a way to get a job just for a weekend or two, that you can get whenever you want and get paid at the end of the day, and then quit when you want. Just need some extra cash

Lunch time!

wage

It is so nice outside today. I had to go to the store before going to work, I went to a local shopping center/outside mall outlet, oh my gosh lads I seriously didn't want to come into work today. I should have just called in

Got some Dark Savior yugioh card booster packs, can't wait to go home after work and open them. What are you guys looking forward to on this Friday?

Hey yugioh bro

Just looking forward to a relaxing weekend. Took next Thursday and Friday off, gonna head up to a mountain cabin with the GF then. Boss is out for all next week anyway so Mon - Wed should be comfy too.

Nice. Hope the weather's good for you next weekend

The day is crawling, holy shit.

i'm hosting dinner & drinks for a few friends tonight, then baseball game tomorrow with my brother, then sunday just going to relax. pretty comfy weekend overall

Putting the finishing touches on a show-draft to submit to direct a show while emails trickle a about 1 every 10 minutes that takes me 30 seconds to process. Cushy.

Heading to a convention for the weekend to do security for a "geeky" burlesque shows my friends are doing and dance competitions while I scout people for my own show.

All in all I'm in high spirits. I feel pretty fortunate that I'm able to work on my personal projects while at my day-job I know it's a luxury so I'm not gonna take it for granted.

Thanks fren

I feel that man, how is it only 2....

Sounds comfy

Can I come user? I'll bring a few anime bodypillows for fun.

Hookers and cocaine

I started as a contractor this week doing my old salaried job but on a self employed basis. Same company. More cash. Hopefully.

Sounds like a perfect weekend wagefren.

aaaaaa this afternoon is dragging

what a pain in the ass. Just wanna go home

yea im thinking i might dip out early

Me too... wanna open up those yugioh packs I got, but have a drawing commission I need to finish by tonight too. Guess which one I have to do first after getting home from work -_-

IT'S POWER HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>i dont know how to invest
Buy 0xBTC sir

Is the real bitcoin

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aaaaaaaa at least you're getting commissioned for the work tho

Yeah. I only got paid like $30 though lol. Just starting out, trying to get my business off the ground with verified purchasers and good reviews, so I have to start low to attract buyers. Just hope it will take off eventually

Ah gotcha, yeah just keep hustling and building that portfolio of work. It's rough out here.

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

Let’s get the fuck out of here

Well lads...

We did it.

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Had an interview at 7:30 then the rest of the day off. Quite comfy considering my day usually starts at 5:30 when I leave for my current job. New gig would be way less hours for (hopefully) same pay. Today’s my first day off in months I’m super jelly of all my college friends who work from home Fridays and cheese off all week.

>work from home
need this

>Wagecuck thread
>Its full of white collars, contractors and skilled workers instead of raging retailcucks
Refreshing honestly

The worst thing is when they throw it out there like it’s something everyone does. They just get to do it without even asking anyone because chances are their boss does it more often than they do. I picked the wrong industry.

do you guys have any side gigs? i need to make some extra money but i work full time

considering doing food delivery with one of those internet services, but i'd rather do something else, i'm really at a loss for what other options there are

Someone mentioned delivering packages for Amazon or Postmates

Sell your shit on craigslist

i am going to sell the few things i have i dont want (some music equipment like PA speakers) that's all i have though
don't think amazon does part time here really at all, and my region doesnt have postmates but we do have food delivery stuff like door dash etc.

we did lads

OP OUT

I'm working on saturday, but got sunday off, but I've worked 9 day weeks before god they're fucking shit and all to cover the boss going abroad then coming back 2 weeks later and saying "god wish we had a proper holiday, never get time off here" like fuck you cunt I haven't been abroad for a fucking decade to cover your ass you better give me some fucking good references in october and some fucking good pay when you leave as well, fuck I hate my fucking boss so goddamn much, just 2 more months then I can look for a fucking real job.

I plan to go and take the first aid course (mandatory in Germany if you want to take a driver's license). Feels bad that the entire saturday will be wasted but at least I will be able to get a license and stop using the public transport jew for good.

i will NEVER wage again

...until monday

Staying in the house drinking all weekend because I am too drained from wagecucking all week to participate in my friends festivities.

reeeee

Going to be going over my budget for August this weekend. As a wage cuck I can't afford to spend frivolously

I can't believe it's August already. Spent my whole summer indoors and too exhausted to enjoy the weather after hours. This might be the winter I kill myself

Go to some upscale bar and sell it to rich fags who dont know better