Any advice from the real boomers out there on what you would do differently if you could turn back the clock?

Any advice from the real boomers out there on what you would do differently if you could turn back the clock?

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false thinking you have, the does no exist, it is only the now that exists, and how you leverage it is only addressable

Impregnate women early and often

Be willing to entertain other ideas that are outside your scope of thinking so you can refute them with real logic. Don’t fall for the “I know everything” meme. Be ready to speak up against to those who cross you.

Drink more water and watch less porn

You mean real 33 yo Boomers or real unironic boomers?
Absolutely this.

early and often

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My girl has been gaining weight in the last couple months. Do I try to motivate her to get back to her weight from when we first hooked up or cut my losses and move on?

How about a GenXer?
I've spent my professional life traveling the world, loving beautiful women, eating and drinking everything I've come across, seeing wonders, and generally living life to the fullest. Zero regrets. Zero. Even the horrendous mistakes are things I do not regret. Big mistakes are better than small wins. Win big, fail big, go big, go hard, all the time, forever. Really just that easy.

I would have pulled out of your mom so you were never born

start taking testosterone injections so you can better appreciate and guide her transformation into a braphog

Monster energy sucks, why not Red Rain or Red Bull?

It's only going to get worse. Short gf with 5x leverage and go long on random sluts.

This is the most boomer shit I've ever read.
Work hard play hard back to the hustle AMIRIGHT

She got impregnated.

Work is play. Period. There's no THAT LIFE and THIS LIFE. There's only LIFE. No weekend warrior bullshit. 100% all the fucking time.

I don’t understand this sentence

this. I have a braphog and it’s one of my top ten investments

The only true boomer in here

Monster has same caffeine as 3-4 cups of coffee and an ungodly amount of sugar while redbull limits to a more sane 2 cups of coffee and an excessive amount of sugar in one can. if you REALLY wanna stay up you drink Monster. if you just want to stay up long enough to watch a movie you drink redbull

not go to university

Red Bull has like 10 grams of sugar though while Monster has 11 grams. It seems like you are shilling your ugly degenerate drink.

Kek

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*sip*

>I've turned down sex for the last week.
Soon this fucking skunt will get married and turn down sex with him for months at a time while fucking tyrone and jamal behind his back

I would have bought thousands of bitcoins and sold most of them at 19K.