What is he gonna do with all that fucking money?

build an empire and take control of the world, the usual ultra-richfag goals I'd imagine

Try and fail to cure baldness.

She's worth $300 million, you would need a few billion to convince her.

Make his financial empire more powerful
You're an idiot if you think he doesn't have plans for all that money

I would pay it all to Taylor Swift for a few hours with her tying me up and forcing me to smell her sweaty stinky feet for several hours, with me tied up and completely unable to escape, her foot slave. Finally culminating in her sitting on my face and suffocating me

fucking idiot

Him and Elon Musk together are going to build a colony on Mars, transport themselves as well as the best and the brightest there, and nuke the Earth. It's time for a reset, we are too far gone.

When you have that much money, you can play God. And he will.

>joke
>your autistic head

colonize space. leave us plebs in the dust.

>taylor swift will never be your 10/10 aryan gf
and now she's getting fat

find out how to make people work longer hours while shutting out all competition and making their dollar less valuable, dragging the entire planet towards socialist authoritarian rule, all while putting out propaganda through his media outlets to brainwash everyone into thinking that the reason why they are poor and unable to go about their own ventures, let alone have their own houses without being in debt most of their lives, is because of free market capitalism

Well at least he's got Blue Horizons which is doing it's bit to advance humanity - but otherwise he's a parasite.

Also not really sure why he isn't blowing Elon/SpaceX the fuck out of the water considering he's exponentially richer.

Because Musk wants to live and die on Mars. He is more committed to getting done what must be done.

he's just gonna hoard it until he dies, then when his money is given to his children they will waste it all on luxuries and drugs thereby putting this money back into the economy so we all get his dollars in the end. Bezos? more like Jesos

Why is he a parasite for selling stuff perfectly legally to people who want to buy that stuff?

You are the parasite my fren.

I would unironically give half of the fortune to research a cure for cancer

Bezos focuses on profit and is a hard-worker. Elon is a visionary who innovates at the expense of everyone. I think this was on one of Carl Jung's books on archetypes.

Doing stuff only for money is really what kids think. Seriously if you get money and all you do is get high and pump whores then I'm guessing you aren't that interesting a person.

hes going to fuck every single thai lady boy alive

Millions got into Cancer when the biggest killer in the West is heart Disease/Diabetes which is mainly due to shitty western food. Sugar basically.

Feel free to return to reddit at your earliest convenience.

all the money in the world can’t save you from the guillotine when the time comes. history works in cycles dum dums

Feel free to move to a communist country at your earliest convenience.

I think maybe $200 millions. She will struggle to reach half a billion in such a short amount of time so it would be a wise decision to say yes. Besides, when the media caughts on her billion fortune, many questions would arise.

Jow Forums of all boards should understand the difference between net worth and actual money in your bank account.

keep it away from us neets to force us into wageslavery

You should donate to anti-ageing research instead. There are already too many people donating to cancer research but too few donating to a better cause. Ageing must be treated as a disease, not as a natural cause.

he's a fucking hardcore libertarian deep down, just look into his political history. seriously think he's gonna try to break off his own nearly minimalist libertarian government some day

or just have a bbc...

unbased and blackpilled

>he thinks the rich won’t just leave a country on their private jets when a revolution happens leaving all the middle class people to be slaughtered and eaten by the poor

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I’d andy sixx to let me suck a hot log of shit from his ass

He is a libertarian at heart and will try to hostile take over the us government starting this year by basing in DC and slowly work towards turning us into a libertarian paradise with flying cars, orbital factories and minimal regulations

Somalia has got none of those things.

>he thinks you can touch the rich in the modern age

consider it possible when the gap was feasible and the rich actually lived near the population it abused. Bezos could buy an entire island and build his own city no problem if he felt like it.

children are not allowed on Jow Forums. go away

Somalia has no human capital

destroy the white race

I just hope he dosen't turn out to be some philantropist faggot who dosen't have the balls to do anything cool with oceans of dough