/smg/ - Stock Market General

Based Kraft edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:

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First for invest in MRE.

my obsessive TSLA analysis

next 25 minutes - 348.5-352 range
after that for 15 minutes - leaps up to 353-355 range
after that for 1 hour - rises 355-365
ends day in the 355-360 range

You are definitely in the wrong place then youngster. We only focus on quick lambos here not safe long term investments.

BULLS

FLEXIN

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That's exactly why I finally took a name instead of lurking. We need more safe long term input.

The bulls are being really stupid on a lot of exposed stocks right now. I hope it continues for more opportunities.

filtered

>SQ

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>We need more safe long term input.
What we need is more tripfags, I very much enjoy watching tripfags vs boomers: sperg session.

What more input than
>buy diverse low-cost index funds
do you need?

thats a big tail

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Been green every day for a week with low volatility stocks. You can do it!

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Hear hear!

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I think i'm going to unironically go all in on BGFV.

NUUUU $AAV WHY YOU MISS EARNINGS NUUUUU

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Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia for everyone without any given reason, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Kill yourself.

you forgot your trip

based! I still luv knees tho

Thoughts on $SPOT extreme short term puts?

I gave up my trip quite awhile ago, but i'm still going to go through with the big5 purchase. My capital is embarrassing so there will be no screenshots.

/smg/ is for degenerate gamblers, future poorfags, and current poorfags who collectively dream of being a NEET who drives a lambo but will probably never obtain it.

I meant $SNAP

I don't need any, but there's always people asking dumb things like should I call or put Tesla an hour before earnings.

I won't lie, some part of my wants to argue with someone about something stupid. But not buy gold stupid, I don't have the patience for those people.

How much would you want to make per day before u quit ur fast food job?

you can't. Actually steady trade is risk adjusted. If you are making $$$ each day with low capital the risk is too high to rely on.

We are basically gamblers if you are aiming for that.

I make 120 dollars a day, so more than that. I'd also want to have enough cash saved up that I could live for at least 6 months to a year if my shit gets fucked up

I think you should straddle going into ER.

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RIP Iron Mike

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Tbh id wait till $5 not enough buyers right now, shorts building their position back up imo with bounce buyers. MACD still bearish. RSI could go under 20

jut to comment on this TA, it's conservative to the upside possible. Not that I think anyone is stupid enough to rely or care what I post.

I'm buying AAPL and Intel. Am I going to lose $ if I'm in it for the long haul?

Just bought 21 shares of HMNY for $1.54 They’ve lost 99.99% of value in the last 5 years so hopefully they can only go up.

The timing is terrible on AAPL

Are any of you /slow and steady/ cucks holding Aercap?

>partially golden
soon...

I don't really care for the fact that they blamed the weather for bad earnings for like the 3rd time in a row, but $5 seems to be a popular number for when to buy in.

why?

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BAD reasoning!
What do you think would be good strike prices? I have some work to do on options profit calculator methinks

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Intel you will probably gain long term. Apple I still holding is to close to the break 1t point to have no clue how it's going to play out and they don't have anything big in the works that I'm aware of of. If I were to pick Intel would be my choice

Are you for real? If yes, sell now. You will see all that money vanish

and us goldface posters who have already made it

How did you guys know days in advance that KHC would jump like that

Didn't you know? We're all market makers here.

>$5-7k a month
>100k cash savings (in bank) for household or family emergencies
>additional 100k cash savings for personal medical emergencies
>paid off land purchase somewhere quiet
>no debt (currently have none, so im good so far)
>parents medical debt paid off or down to a manageable level.

If in have a family of my own, this will increase probably 100% cash savings for each person (wife and each kid)

>KHC
It was rat gods. They like cheese. Study occultism.

s'all in the wrist kid

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That's the one time that somebody on /smg/ got something right. Congratulations, you witnessed history.

You're right I'll leave Apple and buy up Intel. What would you recommend in its stead? I already am loaded on MSFT.

FB NFLX or GOOG maybe?

*sigh*

A straddle are ATM calls/puts. A strangle is OTM calls/puts. +-10% is a good range IMO if you are doing a strangle.

It is going to be a big mover on ER; definitely not move sideways. I don't think it is wise to pick a side bullish/bearish on it. Take a look at the chart I posted. Even with IV being in excess of 100% on many options, you still will be able to make money as the average price change is about 30% over a 7 day period.

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>$5 seems to be a popular number for when to buy in.
I think it'll break that before any bounce happens. If anything i would look for right below $5 for an entry

T S L A

Make a prayer to Hadad or Jupiter before buying

Is this you?

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I hope that faggot puts all $100 into HMNY.

Thats a longshot after posting ur ALL chart the other day

like what

post link we must shitpost

he's gonna have an awfully hard time selling HMNY over OTC markets

Out of those? Google hands down. I love Netflix as a service but I have concerns about the long term plan.

AAPL is going to $2T, this is inevitable

i found it
reddit.com/r/moviepass/comments/94ao03/serious_question_would_now_be_a_good_time_to_buy/

unleash the shtiposts

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Oh I'm dumb
I'm reading Nos, Book of the Resurrection as we speak

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i don't understand unironically buying HMNY I wish i could make money of these idiots

It's just a bad time to buy, not arguing that buying it is bad.

Kek yeah, i switched my strategy this week though and ive been green ever since

Unrelated to the link, thank you for telling me when I'm being especially retarded, it helps me decreases my degenerate gambling

You beat me to it.

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Kek. Devilish

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pls upboat for awareness

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sorry, I didn't mean to be rude. It just seems like the OP is getting ignored & no-one is taking the time to do any research/reading on their own. Please don't mess with options until you have a fair understanding of them. You will get burned.

Lol you fucks giving me shit for recommending ALT when you are out here handing out cyanide capsules

Can we not post anything related to that wretched site please.

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Gonna sell my car, refinance my house to acces more margin and will sell all of my crypto and stocks even at a loss, to buy more HBI and Kraft foods + TSN.

All dividends I will use to buy KO. There is nothing else in the entire world worth investing in.

kek. Upboat all /smg/ shitposts

You're welcome ubergrubenheimfuher. That is why we are here (partially)

>trillion dollar public corps
when's the bubble popping lads

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It happened, BZUN down to 55, look for entry. Trade war has to end eventually.

/WHERE IS THE BOTTOM ON SQ?


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm still bagholding bgfv and losing everyday but I'm happy to see this fag has now lost more than me.

Microsoft, a few realty stocks, and some mutuals. To be fair im getting carried by multiple positive earnings this week. Id be doing better if ford wasnt sucking dick right now.

Now THATS based
enjoy your millions

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I make 600 a week and have enough to live 2 years without working, have over 100% this year but I'm still working. Every month I work is another grand I can trade. I'll quit at 500k.

>/smg/ is now buying boomerstocks
what the fuck is going on

Ford and ATT suck so much dick. I'm going to hold them forever but man my gain has been brought down hard by them.

Now this is investing.

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>never, we are on the way to becoming eternal space capitalists

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success breeds jealousy

to beat the boomer, you must become the boomer

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>I'm still bagholding bgfv
why?

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everyone chasing meme rockets got liquidated

Rather we like it or not the boomers were always right.

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LOL you must be pissed of because you can't by stocks in "Fort Night". I've loved Kraft since I was a kid and that's forever

I bought some kraft mac&cheese AND some sliced cheddar last night at the store so you're welcome for the increase in the stock price, no need to thank me

I'm not selling for a 3k loss. The weather will get better soon I can feel it.

It was the store who purchased the unit of mac&"cheese" from Kraft, not you.

>SPY will surely crash soon said the increasingly nervous SPXS holder for the tenth time this week

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thank you user every little bit helps
I got my mom to switch to oscar mayers , we're all gonna make it

I got some Yoplait to make GIS moon today too

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Buying SPXS directly after Trump's presidency is guaranteed money. Buying now is just silly.

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STZ back from the dead

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Thank you, user. Market makes me nervous... hoping decreased user counts etc will bring down price a la Facebook etc.