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Got arrested for arson of a nightclub but it was a gay nightclub so the charges were dropped

Meat is murder lads

what's the best website to go to for prolapse porn

asking for a friend

tell your friend to have sex

yanks are so fucking vile
I say we should kill them all
please reply if you agree :)

>started hoarding tabs again
the voices in my head tell me that i'll revisit all of the tabs.

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have sex
agreed

people who post "have sex" should have sex

i concur!

Rorke in?
Give me a quick rundown of the following:
What do you think is wrong with the country?
How do you propose fixing it?

Im happy to listen and explore your views if you will engage with me and answer any questions i may have

>go to the Tate's Weimar exhibit
>it's all horrible images of people having orgies and women being butchered like animals
huh maybe that Adolf lad wasn't wrong

this is fucking pathetic, just close them all and start afresh

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love that engine sound

nah that's not me

too many fucking pakis, niggers and that
fix it by sending em all back

it really is that simple

+1

>What do you think is wrong with the country?
too many pakis
not enough pints
>How do you propose fixing it?
kicking out the pakis
build more pubs

simple as

Mike Adriano does loads of gape porn where he opens women with a speculum and inserts a medical scope inside
Don't know about prolapse though.

hit a soft spot did they?

which proms tickets have u bought today lads?

immigrants
remove the immigrants
simple as

you're acting like a wasteman

>Elon Musk will have to go to trial to defend himself for mocking a British diver and basely calling him a paedophile.
Gottem

she wants a man who wears Dior Sauvage

a mealy-mouthed response

got a chonking willer

hmm...

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always get loads on salad on my sandwiches when im at subway to impress the qt cashier only to tediously scrape it all off when I get home

We'll have to put rorke down, the mental rot from staying inside in a dark room when it's sunny outside is just too much

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if life was a video game elon musk would be the main villain

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
all the single ladies

*puts you down first*
have sex

rorke is down the pub every weekend to watch the footy

NEED a fat pale gf

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women who have sex before marriage should be forced into prostitution

Can't say anything about pay but here people work security part time while they study sometimes

How do you send them back if they are citizens?
What if the countries you want to send them too feel no obligation to take them and send them back here

What about mixed race people?
Most newly incoming immigrabts are students here only temporarily the government has been restricting immigration in the uk since 2012 but more so in terms of making it temporary than stemming numbers

That was pretty funny though

they already are
you're just on the banned customer list haha
have sex

keith richards is dogshit

n-word!

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go back to revleft you student gimp

bum on this little minx tho lads

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just send them back mate don't get all funny with me just send them back that's all

your not a proper racist unless youve never tried curry and never will

ah yes, the rorke argument

they should have their wombs torn out

photoshop

catyank is a malign tumor.on /brit/

alri lads bout to leave go to the old pubby and drink all day with my 1 friend catch u later

recommend me an electric toothbrush please

fucking fantastic post

not racist just dont like the smell of it

See you later lad have a nice one

unironically see you lads as my mates, even though i reckon most of you would hate me in reality

2 questions
if they are mixed where do you send them to?

If they are sent back from wherevee they were sent what do you do?

everyone hates homealone
and homealone hates everyone
it's just the way the world turns

JUST SEND THEM BACK

I may be drunk off my ass but you lads are alright.

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I dont see anyone here as a mate

Tourist yank here at oxford, where's the bender?

send them back to currystan for all I care mate just get rid of em

reckon 95% of /brit/ are cunts that I despise

i think of you all as nothing more than my personal source of entertainment, i often go months without posting in /brit/ when the quality starts to decay

not racist btw just dont like socialism

What if currystan sends them back to the uk

you make the quality decay
dumb cunt

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holy mother of peng

Nothing is more peng than Emma Watson.

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reckon if i had a gf we'd never have sex

even when we wanted to have chillun i'd simply wank into a cup and she could shoot it up herself with a baster

don't let them back in

my dad made a living building businesses and selling them, im a jobless 26 year old freak that sits at home all day

he never says anything but i often wonder what that looks like from a successful mans viewpoint

>a poorly educated 19yr old boy is better than literally any possible woman at managing football

Huh?

in the metro

everyone ITT needs to have sex
this isn't an insult it just feels great

So keep them at the airport?

Eating Maggi noodles again.

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does it feel better than wanking?

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>spent £25 on 5 seasons of Community a few days ago
>just now find out I could have streamed for free on 4od

'kin 'ell

send them to prison camps in the shetlands

Used to hate Lewis capaldi but 2bf he has some decent craic

So you want ethnic minorities to live in prison camps on shetland

the act in itself: no
but the psychology part of actually doing it with someone else, the fact that she touches you instead of you touching yourself plays a major part.

corr

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>community

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sandwich oclock lads

had sex once and it wasn't even good desu

cba

He's probably disgusted and wonders where he went wrong but because you never grew up his biological instinct to protect his 'child', because you are not a man yet despite your age, overrules it and he likely plays mental gymnastics to tell himself it's anyone's fault but yours that you ended up this way. Likely he takes a lot of the burden on himself and I can guarantee from experience you are a source of great stress and anxiety for him. By doing what you are doing you are harming a parent that loves you more than almost any other loves their child if we include foreign cultures. You are a bad human being, but he just can't see it.

everyones first time is usually bad
you gotta keep trying until you get good and then its well nice

reckon I could still deck her with my left hand

nice

getting your willy sucked feels better than sex and i dont care what anyone says

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>no
what the fuck are you talking about you gay frog
a warm wet vagina and some boobs to grope feel FAR better than your dry right hand

it was such an ordeal I would rather not. I'm not capable of doing it right so I'm just more comfortable alone

if she does it well, i agree I guess. some suck at it

wanking> willy sucking > sex> anal sex
curse god