Uk bankruptcy

i was about to declare myself bankrupt but then i saw this...wtf do i do now anons? i have no money which is why i'm applying for it

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Cash out some of them sick Crypto gains.

can you pay with a credit card?

lmao

AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAH wtf lmao

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>Oi fellow European, got your bankruptcy loicense?

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Just leave the country and never come back.

That is my plan. £13k credit card debts, £5000 in precious metal bullion, £40k in crypto waiting to moon - as soon as it does I'm out for good.

All you have to do is declare bankruptcy.

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kek wtf

lmao
>Give out shitty education
>Shitty educated people try and make money
>While making money gives like 50% of it to the jewking
>Capitalism business starts failing under its own weight
>No money left declare bankrupt
>Has to pay the jewking as punishment for not having enough money
literally farmed like cattle