/asean/

edisi kerang

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ikaduha

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imsak

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Hahaha bajeen hahahaha

putra

g a d u n g a n

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What is that?

Done suhur, time to shitpost until iftar

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Odd fap even sahur

You never had oyster before my brown brother?

roll

The Portuguese and Dutch Christians impregnated Muslim Asian women and spawned tens of millions of children. The entire Indo ethnicity in Indonesia are descendants of the Dutch and Kristang ethnicity in Malaysia are descendants of the Portuguese.

Religion doesn't matter. Muslim Asian women from there still salivate over non-Muslim white men.

Kek it's over, time to fast user

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Wakey wakey voterfags

RESPECT THE RNG

what does non-voter called in ph?

>Muslim Asian women from there still salivate over non-Muslim white men.

So you are telling me there is a chance!

>>Can go on a date after finished class
yeah sure, but then I'd have to abandon my mates, which also goes to the same classes as me :/
I agree. but I just thinkIt'd be better to find someone else that goes to different classes.

i cant even tell if this was supossed to be ironic because average arabs are actually this retarded

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how new r u
its the same maling indon guy

>Dipping Mohammad hair
Hmmm... Yasss

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Brethren before wenches, faggot.

Ponder the odour

hello

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Do you actually buy it?

how racist is Thor?
remember he is a white.

my vote today:

>Bong Go
>Bong Revilla
>Bato dela Rosa
>JV Ejercito
>Willie Ong
>JP Enrile
>Dong Mangudadatu
>Francis Tolentino
>Imee Marcos
>Nancy Binay
>Angara
>Osmena

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This list is very accurate to the cheat guaranteed list in my province, they will win no matter what.
Just Swap out Bato and Marcos for Manicad and Ejercito.

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I think my external hard disk broke

He's good looking and looks like a bro so it's okay.

Reminder if you accept vote buying, someone will make sure you voted for thier candidates if you dont they will follow you and harass you

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My parents are begging me to vote for Willie Ong, what to do?

I wonder if I can still claim the Free grocery and rice in 14th?

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pengen ngentot gan

WEH INI KENAPA GAK BISA NGEKLIK GAMBAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Works on my machine.

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ISP? neither works using MyRepublic or Indosat

Some of pics are stored on Jow Forums address and some of them are stored on 4cdn address. The one with Jow Forums address are blocked by some of ISP

Based gov, they should've blocked 4channel as whole to reduce feces refugees too.

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Nice try, menkominfo.

Let them suck your willy.

Nice digits

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How many hours until we officially become a dictatorship?

The Senate will eventually fall just like the Congress and Justice Department.

Soon El Jefe will be the most powerful president since Macuck, we might as well stop calling ourselves a democracy.

Working right now as part of a legal team of a mayoral candidate. Honest to goodness humble man, beat a well entrenched political family. In my few days here I can conclude the people love this man.
He's a testament to how an ordinary man serving the people since 1992 could beat all the odds against a political juggernaught who has a grip here since the 1980s and as early as 1900.
I like him myself and I want to help him beat the same political family again

Just use VPN bro

is it worth spending 2 hours on a bus for a cheeseburger

I hate Eusebio, he is like dynasty politics 101

But anything anti INC cult is based as fuck

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This time we're prepared; if they stage another edsa, civil war will happen I guarantee.

Participation in the Democratic process is cool guys no matter what anyone else says.

>Democratic process

People from the Comelec assistance desk are giving this out to everyone who goes there. Is this legal?

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Working right now as part of a legal team of a mayoral candidate. Honest to goodness humble man, beat a well entrenched political family. In my few days here I can conclude the people love this man.
He's a testament to how an ordinary man serving the people since 1992 could beat all the odds against a political juggernaught who has a grip here since the 1980s and as early as 1900.

I like him myself and I want to help him beat the same political clan again.

The Democratic "process" is rigged.

China owns our """elections""".

>banterfag is back

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Back in province, they call vote buying “pakurong”, in tagalog gapang. to disguise it

Meanwhile in my city they're giving away 1000 peso per person, 30 pacs of nescáfe creamy white and 20 pacs of original, 15 pacs of lucky me beef and another 15 pacs of lucky me chicken, half a sac of rice, a medium size plastic bucket, 3 pacs of bearbrand 150g, t-shirts alot of t-shirts(with their name on it (obviously)), and canned foods like corned beef (20 pacs) sardines (20 pacs), per house. So far

People are twitting their votes are being rejected because they voted for two Binay's probably one for senator and one for the mayor lmao.

>China boogeyman
There is literally nothing that suggests that the Chinese want anything other than finishing their new silk road initiative.
Do you self a favor stop lurking reddit and try asking why your neighbor or parents supports the administration. There is nothing wrong with supporting whats popular, get the elitist mindset out before it completely corrupts you.

This is what a non elitist mindset voters are like

youtube.com/watch?v=WtCEvKxo8mg

'Kasi guwapo siya at mabait.'

fucking christ I'd rather be elitist, seems like badge of honor at this point.

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anyone who sings ngalan ng pag-ibig within my earshot shall be shot then beheaded.

For sure in hell these Chinese donors funded and backed Go and Bato at least
1billion of campaign money will doubled if they win.


philstar.com/headlines/2016/03/10/1561872/duterte-says-unknown-donor-paid-his-pre-campaign-ads

>Davao City Mayor and presidential hopeful Rodrigo Duterte admitted Thursday that an anonymous Chinese donor had helped pay for his initial political ads that were aired before the start of the official campaign period.

>Duterte said the ads were directly placed with the network stations and that he did not know who the donor was. This was confirmed by Duterte's spokesman Peter Laviña.

>"May nagbayad niyan na Chinese sa initial ads ko. Ayaw naman sabihin [kung sino siya]," he said.

>"Somebody offered. Hindi ako nakiusap sa mga donors. Bahala kayo. Kasi 'pag nagkewentahan na. hindi ko alam. You better look for the guy who made the contract," he added.

Kill yourself Zhang

Nothing but speculation, I thought Liberal were supposed to be educated voters. Learn to reply bro.

>Rodrigo Duterte admitted Thursday that an anonymous Chinese donor had helped pay for his initial political ads

straight form the horses mouth

Vote buying is rampant in my city. So as per my mom, you really have to vote them or else you are dead The process in vote buying they will get your name and precinct area is also included. There will be watcher to make sure you really vote for them.

So my advice is do not take the money for your own security.

Apparently you are an automatic liberal because of this kek

Do you buy it, /asean/?

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There is nothing wrong with being an elitist. Prove me wrong, /asean/

Fuck no, I swear not even a single fellow muhammadiah bros would want it too.

Benis

Yes, if I want to cure my cancer

Huh
For what?

For shekels, stupid goy.

Is it gay to jerk off together?

Does the balls touched?

It was pretty common when I was still a middle school student. there's no fast internet and computers at that time. not all kids have dvd player at home, so some kids round up their money and bought a bootleged porn dvds and watch them together.

Roll

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puasa gan

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Wayahe....Wayahe

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Mau aje dikibulin pada'an, yeh?

>There is nothing wrong with being an elitist. Prove me wrong, /asean/

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nekuro whats ur favorite drink?

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puasa

aku gak bang

Filipino Andy

water

boring

Ganjil = pulang kampung
Genap = menyepi

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weeb kontol

>mfw gonna have soup for berbuka

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What soup?

retard

Sliced banana in palm sugar and coconut milk broth served with aromatic pandan leaves.

>Kolak pisang
Too sweet for my taste, I'd rather stick with my spicy oxtail soup for iftar.

Except elitists more often than not are unable to relate with the concerns of the masses. It's part of the reason why Roxas can't catch on much or why Otso Diretso is struggling.

Does it taste good?

>tfw civil war soon

Can't wait to walk out in the streets and see a bunch of monkey people throwing shit at each other.

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based

Wowo still won't concede?

Not that guy, but at least it's better than the usual peanut kolak.

I can't fucking stand eating any of them. The taste isnt even that good and the texture gives me the shivers.