/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

I'm addicted to this song
youtube.com/watch?v=aDewPs86g1w

This is my thread

i am a burden on my mom.

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Did you get her a gift today?

Quarter to 9pm? About to sleep desu

>Quarter to 9pm? About to sleep desu

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yes i did, but she's more concerned with me than herself. this is so wrong.

i'm addicted to (You)s

Me in the middle

gato

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Hmmm. Sounds like you're a disaster.

Good job, user.

is that a guy or some tranny?

cute

In the end, we're all canadian to some degree.

very cute kit

yeah i'd kms if it didn't cause any grief

fatty

which one /cum/?

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it's not me, I stole the picture
my cat's long dead

Which one what? They're drawings.

cat stealer

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I DON'T WANNA BE BREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD

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apparently there are game of throne spoilers for the rest of the season that leaked so if any1 wants to spoil them in /cum/ you can.

i would consider it but ive never watched and episode so I would have no idea if it were a spoiler or not

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>430 kb

Pathetic

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tv and movies are so fucking gay lol

based /ck/poster

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>game of thrones

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i want to play with those tiddies

I no classes tomorrow
I'm going to spend the day playing videogames

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how 2 neglect ur pet 2 death :)

baste

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that's why the cat's so sad...

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Honestly, I would kill a homeless person for one night with VJ

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>Which one what? They're drawings

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bitch niggas

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you are not white if you have black hair

you can tell shes a cunt and just puts on a personality because she saw the camera

imagine having a small peepee
and never making a girl pull
an involuntary ahegao face
when u first slip it in hahaha

where have you been the last two years sweaty :*

I think he just wants to feel the pleasure of her body nothing to do with her personality

Even better

didnt even read the text desu

i dont get it

Breeders are cancer

105501032

Do not reply to me ever again.

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Never taking a fucking Greyhound bus again, it was supposed to be leave at 7 and we are just now departing at 9:08 because the driver decided to not show up

>Honestly, I would kill a homeless person for one night with VJ

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Pretending to be a retard, a faggot, or a retarded faggot is not funny, not interesting, and it just makes you seem like a gay retard.

dr oetker ristorante pizza pepperoni pesto is the best frozen pizza

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Why not do the world a favor and kill a homeless person for free?

>they're doing overnight rush construction in earshot of my apartment
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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It's a nervous tick because she is afraid of the man holding the camera that she just walked around the corner and saw the face of. He's done so much to her she has involuntary physical reactions to him.

where are you going
to another city in the state or another state?

i don't know who this is

Read this autism

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NYC to Baltimore.

Sounds good

>Why not do the world a favor and kill a homeless person for free?

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im too lazy to actually make it but imagine this meme i thought created

>boomer wojack doing construction at night jamming music and having a great time making money
>crying wojack in his room laying in bed looking at the clock

funny right??

Boomer alert! Boomer alert!

I would start with you

really good, wish i wasn't too lazy to make it myself haha

how did you get the ticket?
online?
thinking of doing greyhound myself

>feel a fart
>let the fart out
>diarrhea starts leaking
>immediately put my butt on lockdown
>ask mom to hand me some napkins from the glove box
>reach down pants and start wiping
>yup, I sharted
>dad turns car around and we go home so I can change real quick(we had just left the house, not far to turn around)
>go inside
>go poop on toilet
>look at my underwear and they are SPOTLESS WHITE
>diarrhea tried to sneak attack me by pretending to be a fart, but I stopped it and contained the attack before it could do any damage
>like pearl harbor, but no US ships were sunk

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I hate got

based

I love God

Yes online, shit was 30 dollars. The bus itself is nice but the customer service was absolutely bottom of the barrel

is Olympia, Washington a decent place to live in?

no

Yes.

t. Ohioan

Gonna move to Tennessee.

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>put my Frozen Pizza in the oven
>go back to /cum/posting
>forget about pidser
>music so loud i can't hear the beeping
wallah bone app the teeth

Moving to Pennsylvania since Grandpa was from the state and he said he loved the state to no end. Bad idea or no?

do u like oxy?

Oxy?

thinking of moving to Everett, Wa

all the bad of new england with none of the good

Elaborate, from there or?

yep, that was a good one

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oxycontin

jannies asleep, let's make Jow Forums ours once and for all

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Oh, is that a joke?

what song makes you feel like pic related?

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