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>The Palestinian cries out in pain as it strikes you

good post
never done this me

How I pull birds? I carry a dictionary around in my back pocket. I use it to break the ice so to speak. I hand a bird the dictionary, tell her to open it at a random page and pick out a random word and I'll tell her the meaning of it. Works wonders. Get's them sopping wet.

let's just reflect on your folly because it is rather amusing:
you jump into a conversation you have no stake in
in order to make erronous claims about the etymology of a word which is in normal english mainstream useage. you get called out for this and your illiteracy in three languages: inability to recognise it's not french etymology; inability to recognise it is italian etymology; inability to recognise its incorporation into english. Your only recourse after this evisceration is "lul well you don't shag if you know any words that i don't know".
Begone you groveling ghoul

Hat

>they both did it

Dave it’s monday morning
pack it in son

here we all are
just the lads having a grand old time without a care in the world

Not even him lad and even I can tell you haven't so much had the whiff of a wet fanny in your vicinity never mind had your cock in one.

it is dave i am arguing with you spastic

Yeah, yeah. It's what you always say dave. Piss off now you uninteresting cunt.

dave vs homealone the unstoppable force vs the immoveable object. every day, every morning. the two biggest virgins in brit batter it out.

why do unis ask students to give them course feedback when we're not being paid for it? why would I even bother considering I'm never going to take the course again and it's no longer my problem? mental

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shag my arse I’m hungry
could eat a house

thats what i did before because im a retard and got 15% off the one ive done for handing it in 3 days late
But ones on if marxism is relevant and the other is if socialism is
And should be all good if i say no but centre ground it up

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*Lies down, puts both legs over my head*
*Takes aim*
*Ejects a liquid stream of shit into the literary gimps eyes at terminal velocity permanently blinding him*

LMAO. I've just shat in that lads face

why do literal children think they're welcome to post in /brit/?

Hello

this is Michael's mother.
I must ask you as a parent to please stop messaging him. He has not stopped talking about how he 'shags peng ting slags'. I can assure you Michael does not 'shag' anything. And person to person you do not either. Your parents would be ashamed. Which you may have to deal with because if you do not stop i will be informing them and relative authorities.

Thank you for your time

streaming 'vengers end game. don't know why anyone goes to theatre. perhaps they lack imaginative powers hence they need everything in HD

>Jeremy Kyle show taken off air after death of participant

lads, it's mental health awareness week
>robertwebb.jpg

dave is the one who always invents strawmen about shagging etc and refuses to acknowledge where he is called out lad.

twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1127719787642138630?s=19
Salivating at the Greens beating the Tories

Just released two spicy farts. I'll give £1000 to the first man that catches them.

don’t mind if i do *unzips*

imagine writing in english using so many french words

Suck the tip of my cock you virginal gimp. It's the closest you'll ever get to the taste of fanny.

alri Robert

imagine writing in english using german grammar
imagine writing in english using latin words
imagine writing in english using greek words
imagine writing in english using norse words
imagine writing in english when you're french

>released
How do you say "released" in english, Pierre?
Are you a french supremacist or what?

+-800 000 people commit suicide every year.

>break it off with this new girl I've been seeing
>she manages to convince me to stay with her
>only to turn around the same day and break it off with me
Why are women like this?

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DA RIGHT

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been through this strawman already dave

mdrrr

blog on

imagine talking the germanic-latinx language of your anglo-saxon and norman conquerors
imagine not being able to speak the native celtic language of your ancestors

from what i read it says the guest died a week after filming
must have been suicide if they pulled the show
grim

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It's not a strawman when it's a fact. Go out and shag, shakesqueer

based that girl

Power
Cant give into womens retarded shit they want to be the choosers in every instance ever

good post

>dave(singular)

>implying i'm celtic
>implying normans aren't just vikings
>implying english isn't a germanic language
is this where red ditors get their Y I K E S from?

>shakesqueer

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Makes it even easier to break it off I guess, if they were that petty they weren't what I once thought.

except i do have sex. rip you mate. whereas your illiteracy has been comprehensively exposed by yourself

>people
(from french "peuple")
How do you say "people" in english, Pierre?
Are you a french supremacist or what?

>commit
(from french "commettre")
How do you say "commit" in english, Pierre?
Are you a french supremacist or what?

>suicide
(from french "suicide")
How do you say "suicide" in english, Pierre?
Are you a french supremacist or what?

that's a lot of redditspaces

>shakesqueer

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>except i do have sex. rip you mate. whereas your illiteracy has been comprehensively exposed by yourself
Am I the only one that can see the hilarity in this post? It's cracking me up lol

Not getting involved in this batch of autism

episode 5 was pretty epic I must say

To be fair to that guy he has made funny comments throughout his posts like "purblind platypus", or the three jewish shaggers, the guy isn't 100% serious.

>funny comments
>like "purblind platypus"
>>>/reddit/

Was a bit shocked myself when the Dragon Queen, the breaker of chains, just let loose. Was mental.

LOL you hate your celtic ancestors so much, you are too busy sucking the dicks of the Anglo-Saxon minority who raped some of your women long ago without outnumbering you... you were crushed by the Normans who made your "english" language the fucking latino joke it is today.
You are a fuckins slave with a slave mentality...

Pegen plijus eo kunujañ ac'hanoc'h evel-se... Dalc'h da gomz galleg evel ur penn beulke, Pierre !

told the admin assistant that i value competence over personality and she went off to the toilets crying

probably wouldn't help if i explained to her that i think she's a boring cow as well

I've not read funnier these past two threads. Purposefully picking three jews was pretty funny too.

How is "purblind platypus" funny? I don't see the humour in that. Is it some obscure virgin freak humour?

Want to lick a girl’s anus.

Enjoy your HR meeting

it's quite flattering that you think any poster here is ethnically celtic

relax lol

Woah, now this is based and redpilled. Brainwashed celtic-saxon rapebaby mutts BTFO

How do you say "except", "sex", "illiteracy", comprehensively" and "exposed" in english, Pierre?
Are you a french supremacist or what?

William the Conqueror sure did a good job, and now you speak a french subdialec like a little whore...

thought about a good post but forgot

It's just a strange combination/alliteration. I guess it's wacky humour. Certainly more amusing than the same comments we've heard a million times.

haha

*ahem*

literally me

>He types in English
>A language he was forced to learn.

How do you say "spaces" in english, Pierre?
Are you a french supremacist or what?
LOL your latino language is such a joke!

le same letters xD

Antipodeans? Love em. They're top notch.

are you really trying to claim latin words as french? bc newflash french is aelph cucked by latin

>hilarity
How do you say "hilarity" in english, Pierre?
Are you a fucking french nationalist or what?
Fuck you little frog!

Fuck up frenchie. Nobody speaks your guttural shitstain of a language anymore.

why are you so autistic

just had a top notch wank

bignig

unpacking a poo

bizarre gimmick deployed by this frenchmen. not sure if it's made better or worse by the fact he doesn't know the etymology of the words he is claiming.

what's that french supremacist gimmique?

How do you say "episode" and "epic" in english, Pierre?
Are you a french nationalist or what?
You hate the celtic language of your ancestors so much...
LOL

oh wait i remembered
fuck niggers

huge fan of the frenchies in /brit/, except for when they go a bit racist

The Celtic man is the epitome of masculinity. Just look what a 100 of them did to the British Empire. Humiliated it on the world stage.

too many frogs, egg frog should stay tho.