/cum/ - Ramadan edition

imagine being an section8 nigger these days lol
crammed in one of those private prisons

whites were based

do canadians even exist
what are they? certainly not people

they're superhuman

Sometimes I take a peek at the YouTube Trending tab just to have a laugh at the embarrassingly bad taste of normalfags. Rarely disappoints

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a superhuman would by definition being a HUMAN BEING stupid FUCKING retard LOL

no
they're SUPER human
so not "human"

so much for the TOLERANT LEFT
heh GOTTEEEM

hate the buzzfeed kikes

superhumans are beyond humanity u dummy lol

you're a FUCKING retard you STUPID dumb MONKEY kraut LOL go shit shit SHIT yourself you little dumb SEXPAT

this isn't a MOVIE you fucking LOSER
go READ A DICTIONARY

Uh sweatie the Try Guys haven’t worked for Buzzfeed in ages, get with the times boomer

go to sleep...

kill yourself

Hey brothers, does anyone have any good advice on how to hide food from my dad during Ramadan? I love donuts, chips and pepperoni pizza but these things I obviously cannot have during Ramadan and yet they are so tasty. I've gained weight and stuff because I eat these foods often and I cannot just stop during Ramadan. Yet I fear if my dad catches me he will beat me into paralysis. Any clever ideas?

have sex

Ummmm sweetpea I’m talking ETYMOLOGY not CAPESHIT
Super LITERALLY means BEYOND/OVER/ABOVE

little VIRGIN sexpat
LITTLE virgin SEXPAT
gets on a PLANE
why?
cause he CAN'T get LAID

Wallah hide it up your ass until you’re ready to

i'm a voyageur d'amour

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i've dominated this thread. I OWN this thread.

Good idea brother Hakim, what other intelligent ideas can you conjure?

>beat me into paralysis
You have to go back

Preemptively beat your father into paralysis alhamdulillah

Bismillah au nom d'Allah
Bismillah in the name of Allah

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allah be praised

Based JT standing up for what's right

thoughts?

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youtube.com/watch?v=WCqaXfFJD9c

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Nazi Music

>dumb gayboy rus cucks trying to make a stand for disloyal foreigners
>based and redpilled jews pragmatically burying slavic retards

fuck off

cringe alt right Jow Forums kiddo

this thread would be better if you died

wow cringe
have sex...

luv this track, downloaded the album based on ur posts

no problem. won't need to fly across the world to do it either! :)

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nice, it's my favorite song by them

because he says nigger like the NAZI pig he was?
like the nazi PIG you are?

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you gonna reply to all my posts now? awww poor babby

trying too hard with this one!
objectively BAD song...
umm yikes why are you so obsessed gonna have to call a cringe on that desu i'm sorry about that

hit a nerve haha

56 posts in and i once again DOMINATED this whole general

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look at this SHIT SHIT shit KRAUT cuck cuck cuck copying my POSTS

umm dominating is like my catchphrase stop copying me you fool

desuarchive.org/int/thread/75926006/#75928602

you COPIED my POST word for WORD stupid shit shit SHITTER SEXPAT

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Cuck faces

Thoughts?

youtu.be/jsiwKuD80po

gf put the cut pineapple in the box with the cut apples in the fridge and now it all tastes like apple

what fun activity are you up to at this hour anonymous!

eating apple and pineapple

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Based

youtube.com/watch?v=LkmUn0WUgFE

...

youtu.be/_idG2QYepzs

youtu.be/jRvgnImdTEI

to the legalize rape leaf user
4:50
youtu.be/LTVrI6zkj5o

Wonder what the most comfortable place on this kinda ship was. Were your bros jelly when you got the sweet seat? Also, how do the slave traders feed the slaves? Do they walk around and put a spoonful of gruel in each prisoner's feed pouch? I have so many questions.

Holy fuck there's like 5 doctors in the next room.

Century egg day again buds

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There doing an ecg. She was in a deep sleep and wouldn't wake up.

Seeing all that cilantro had me DRY HEAVING

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I miss when they got naked, even though they censored everything

gonna head out to the night market with the GF in a sec
y'all want sum?
thinkin of getting meself a nice bag of taiwanese sausage and grilled pork belly
might get fancy and end up with a lil fruit milk shake

youtu.be/Si_a2r9zdIM

i dreamed that i was in high school and the assignment was reading people so bianca del rio went first and to me she said something "who are you" or something like that

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didn't sleep nothing and I have to get in the car in a few minutes

bih you gon die

Happy Denis Ramadan!
Very liberal
Much future
BASSED

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I'm the dour in the dowry,
the bats in your belfry,
and I am your boyfriend.

frens just imagine it
an open borders world where there is no countries
if you wanted to travel to Europe you could and it didn't cost any money.
there is no wars, only peace.
there is no greed or hunger.
only a brotherhood of man.
we all share the world.
we are free to do whatever what we want as long as it doesn't hurt others.
there is no racism/bigotry or sexual repression

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i have to go in an hour, no sleep either.
drink coffee before you go.

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can't even string a proper sentence together AAAAAAAA

He come to me with money in his hand, he offered me, I didn't ask him! I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that. When I got out, I was in that, I was already through that, I had that. I had the studio. I went to the studio, I went to Fox studios, I had it all, and I looked at it and said, "This is a bigger jail than I just got out of." I don't want to take my time going to work! I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag! And ten, fifteen girls, what the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man! I run the underworld, guy! I decide who does what and where they do it at! What am I gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for someone else's money? I make the money, man. I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

i cut my elbow open last night and it's swollen

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Not a fan?

listening to John Lennon's Imagine rn

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How long until iftar for you guys?

haha lol imagine hahaha

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you might say i'm a dreamer
but i'm not the only one

having difficulty pooping

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