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pack it in, not telling you again

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRF

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put flowers in em if they're nice bottles
i also put my expensive corks in a big vase and they look nice

it might be

Fuck you lads

business idea: start a glass bottle deposit business

I'M GONNA SING CHER LOYD BY CHER LOYD (sic) OR REBECCA JEANATE

any aussie man watching masterchef?

have a good day de lads

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for me it's charles dickens

how will shlumpf recover

they're not that nice, I'm talking coca-cola/pepsi or in this case EST.
these exist already but it's not worth the effort.

for me its james charles dickins(ide me)

suggest you change your tone if you don't want your jaw flying through your cranial cavity

Just did a poo in the waiting room
Just what the doctor ordered Hahahahah

New match

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damn.....
gonna have to sit and do a think to this one

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Very promising

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if you’re an angel i can be your grinder and together we can be an angel grinder haha

>UTS

ah yes, you've got a thing for brain-damaged lasses. how kind of you.

she's a bit ugly mate lol

the nu (left)

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What books you lot reading then?

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Is the UK military completely pozzed or is there is some glimmer of hope of right wing coup?

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Just did a poo in the garden
How'd you like those apples hahahahah

j'aime sa

she's a little....how do you say in the French....mediterrane. oui?

tinder elo so low they've started matching me with men

Naked Earth by Eileen Chang

youtu.be/NATKVwl0Sxc

gay

Signed up for pre relaese movie viewing programme

>tortilla de españas and canary potatos

phwooooar get her shagged shes got a good palet

Gravity's Rainbow

>having standards is being gay
ok mate

don’t read as I’m not a queer

That’s honestly how 99% of people here will look like later. Remember some losers that were doxxed, they weren’t better.

Feel a bit shit lads

Pet rock is starting to dislike speed now

méditerranéenne yes you could say that. but just a bit imo

if you wouldn't fuck
then your standards are fucked

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Louis and Louise, how cute :)
But you missed the most important part, her bio

any gud?

bit gay that

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mediterranean scum fuck off out my country

peng ex gf lads

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Watching chiropractor videos.

post your best soyjaks lads

no bio mate

I hope you will learn out of how to wash your penis and pay for your rent.

another night, another bowl of boiled spaghetti

I'm really sorry to say this, but that's a massive red flag

pet nigger just figured out how to use a trip on Jow Forums lads

Been working my way through the classics, think The Twelve Caesars by Suetonius is still my favourite so far though.

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i'd fuck anything while off my face but doesn't mean she's not a bit ugly

boy i really like broke up with me because i couldn't promise him i'd never drink a drop of alcohol again
dont know how to feel about this one lads, on the one hand if he couldnt handle me having a beer every now and then we clearly werent meant to be on the other hand i feel like thats an insane request considering he knew i drank alcohol when we met

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baffling
tbf I prefer no bio to shit generic bio. don't have any myself

Anyone here ever had a Paki gf (or shag)?

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nah shes fiyah n u gay as hell

nah pretty boring very standard romance story among communist backdrop. very pedestrian.

*cranes neck towards swarthy barman*
dos san miguel per fah vor
*snaps fingers*
these lazy fucking continentals

>nah shes fiyah n u gay as hell

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Mashallah

what are you an alcoholic?

I think there's been a rape up there!

blog on you uninteresting cunt

>teehee im bent btw :v

Why would you want to be with a boring cunt like that anyway
Imagine not wanting to be with someone who enjoyed an occasional beer

Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=jyurQxWCPTc

>the french autist is still sperging out his faux etmyology in the previous thread
wtf lol

FOOB

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No, I barely drink. Didn't have a drop November-February and went out twice in the sun over the last 4 weeks. He said he couldn't be around me if I drink even if it's just now and then. I told him I'd happily cut down and drink non-alcoholic stuff from now on but that I couldn't make a promise to never drink a drop of alcohol again. He said that settled it and he could no longer have me in his life.
He was very interesting as a person and I don't drink regularly so we had a lot of good times doing stuff together, neither of us are particularly social.

Proud of Mark, nearly two weeks into May and sober every moment of it.

having a beer

sounds like he got tired of shagging your arse

fair enough, probably best to get rid then
putting an ultimatum like that on someone can't ever be a good sign

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polishing off a schooner

genuinely hope oxford fucking faggot gets aids, not even memeing for the 'chan, I really do want it to happen

was he a moslem?

>I He he I I him I'd I He he me his He I we us
no-one gives a shit you self-flagellating narcissist

Nice one.

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What's she talking about here?

rude

god she's fit

great post

>bitcoin on the rise
is this it lads? is this my time to shine?

kill yourself henry, fucking faggot