"Thanks Daddy, for taking me and mom to this foreign but SAFE country"

British Virgin Island

We just moved Brno, Katka.
It's still the same country... somehow.

Switzerland.

Dont be like that. It was just a prank bro.
Look here is the camera, it was hidden in the showerhead.

that's a real nice abdomen

Brazil.

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Mongolia

Best Korea

>kr*ut """""""""""humour""""""""""""

Thailand, Malaysia, Mexico (playa del carmen area), Indonesia (Bali), Uruguay (for the meat), New Zealand, Japan.

Basically all countries I've been to before that aren't in Europe with the exception of Uruguay and New Zealand.

*gated community in south-west Brazil

Arizona

I'll fuck this ant.

China was actually very safe feeling. Even though no one speaks English and the locals stare at you, nothing bad happens.

From "The Ant Bully".

My bed.

Portugal

based

The woods of northern Norway

Pakistan. selling you off to a Chinese millionaire.

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Sweden

Morocco

>drank the koolaid of the chinese "wumao" or "50 cent army"

China is a shit place. First of all, you will never be considered Chinese. Secondly, China has tons of fake food so eating outside of the biggest, best cities = russian roulette, even if you won't necessarily die.

And now we can move into the scammers, gangs, etc. with knives. Though you're already a fucking brit so I guess that's nothing, but the final thing is the inevitable revolution that will take place since the country is a milder version of North Korea

Good luck faggot, a deserved end to a colonialist's descendant.

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