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I want a british gf.

Need her to fire a steaming hot log of shit straight down my gullet tbqh.

I want a moortuguese gf

based brit on a holiday dabbed pretty hard on the yank thread

NEED this aired

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Any big willy man in

Ya mam's got autism

Probably

>meme chart that gets posted on here about Irishmen and Russians scoring closer together than Irish to Portugal.
But this is true and it goes for the entirety of the British isles, we all look slavish

got btfo last thread so i might kill myself

Jeremy sucking the life out of people confirmed

not me but I pretend I do aha

Bringing drinks over to a girl's house tomorrow
This will be the first time I've had sex in
*consults calendar*
4 months

Brown showers all day everyday

Didn’t know jezzoid was still running aha all I ever see are repeats

Doing a listen to Deafheaven - Canary Yellow

im a lefty but the bulk of my comments on Jow Forums are encouraging the incel alt right

i have never had sex

Ya mam was on it last month how did u not know

dont put the cart before the horse

Have sex

Yes that's quite evident by the shitty posts you've made these past years

you dream of no having to work
to live in nature
to have enough to eat
to have a hot gf
all of this is just dreams
you talk to the owl king
he tells you to start doing acid
you do

Imagine living in modern society, every movement tracked. Every transaction tracked. Everything tracked. Same repetitive schedule that consists of working, night out on the weekend. Just over, and over, and over again. I get stick then because I don't pay taxes, even though I do pay a good few which is just down to the fact I can't not pay them. I certainly wouldn't pay tax on money I earn. I really don't know how you fellas live with the fact you're just being used as paypigs. I am aswell to some extent, but that's unavoidable.

More likely the indo-european rape fest split in two groups from north to south.

>us vs them
Jog on

just did the trollface face irl

sex license just expired and ive not got any references for a new one

You need to get a public working person to sign it mate, so a teacher or a solicitor etc

for me it's them vs them

Pay up piggies

I'm 95% confident, drinks-at-yours is a very reliable scenario

haha yeah nice one *checks watch and walks off*

do you not think that taxes can help contribute to society though?

100% sure she is going to get a horse to rape you because she told me

wait come back i wasnt finished

The Negroid sperm has some animalistic magical potency inherent in it which cannot be baulked; thus we see the subconscious longing of white virginal European women lusting after the African male. In a same fashion, the Greeks talked of the Minotaur which is a mythological creature which is half bull and half man. The aim of the priests of that cult seems principally to have been the production of a temporary incarnation of this beast by sending selected women of the community every year into the jungle/forest to mingle with all the imaginable bestial creatures thus to produce a miraculous birth upon returning to the community.

Pump up the volume then

I agree. I just don't want to see you get hurt.

have actually been ranked as consistently one of the best posters on /brit/

some say that a rainbow is not real

got pain all the way round my skull because i didn't heed dentalberg's advice on jaw clenching
never again

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alri be quick

My pain is constant and sharp

I get a 404 when I try to load images on my phone

It's all part of the plan m8.

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alright this one is the fuuuuuu face

On the contrary, I do want to see you get hurt

Got to the end of a rainbow twice and the gold meme was a fuck about.

No you haven’t
Shut up

haha yeah brilliant lad *scurries off in search for a convo with an adult*

*sees you heading in my direction and quickly jump in front of a bus*

Yeah. I'm not apart of your society though.

*follows you through the crowd*
this one is le monkey face

Sauce?

*trips you up on your way out and all the adults laugh and mock you*
Haha oops!

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fair

autistic mong doesn't know what to do with her hands so she does some weird chicken stance instead lmao

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didn't know bertrand russell was an anti vaxxer

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These things are all becoming reality. If you look it from the people who are power perspective, everyone is viewed as cattle. To them the average chap on the street represents a vote, taxes and a potential candidate to die abroad for war they will start over greed and power.

no hell below us

I appreciate your concern for my feelings x

The elite want us pluggged into a virtual toil matrix sustaining ourselves off of grubs and crickets

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He wasn't, he was a part of the eugenicist NWO globalist elite.

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what exactly does spamming conspiracy theories have to do with British culture?

Got the shagger's stare, capable of trouncing any female vagina in my immediate vicinity.

Anyone else got an overly-sensitive friend?
The type you'll flip the board if a single remotely negative comment heads his way

FOY

need vlad the impaler reanimated and in charge of my country pronto

bla Bla bla all he took about crazy ... !! his problem is what ??? just shut up man...

A lot of these points are completely opposite of the traveller lifestyle. RIP lads. You may get your wish soon if the UN get their way.

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>A second decapitated cat has been found in Adelaide in the past two weeks, prompting the RSPCA to warn pet owners in the north-eastern suburbs to keep their animals contained on their properties.
catyank on suicide watch

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Im that friend. People are cunts.

sounds like my ex-wife!! LOL

imagine living in Monaco

need ol' vlad to do a number on my bollocks desu

Yep
Because Britain is where a lot of this got started. Even if you don't believe the conspiracy side of it without a doubt the world elite view human beings as resources. Currency to be spent and traded.

Fuck off insect muncher

lol omfg

stop being such a baby

my mate once stole some fake tan from boots because a girl said he looked a bit pale

the duality of man

Would be very surprised if mass conscription ever happens again tbf

Insects taste good and crunchy

would strike a deal with the formula 1 to have myself buried under the road with my bollocks exposed so that they can be eviscerated by the racers

Cheers

one of these days...
*shakes fist*

It's all being sold to the masses as pro-environment/saving the earth. Of course the ultra rich pushing all this shit will get to keep their mansions, private jets, and luxury cars. It's us plebs who have to live in the brave new world

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Going through the motions gets old fast

fresh hot author’s take on the last game of twats episode

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Mum complained about me being a friendless virgin again.

Doing a listen to Sigur Rós - Starálfur

Imagine being a Norman knight in 1066 trouncing on Saxon skull and then going home after the battle and pounding your Saxon warbride extra hard and savagely

That would be so based haha