Can any Russian anons give me the rundown on this?

Just imagine the smell, brat

he is so fat, all i have to do is run away, grab a weapon and beat him, then he takes it from me and i run away again, and throw rocks at him. Eventually he will die. He is too fat to win.

Can Indians participate?

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kek

can I play too

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Yes but if he slaps you it's over.

At which point do you teleport behind him for a quick execution?

They should have a female tournament as well

he would kill you like Karelia

the fatty needs to catch me if he wants to slap me.

No I just keep at a distance and throw rocks at him and shit.

We killed three times as many Russians as they killed Finns.
And they had literally hundreds of times the airforce and tanks.

I would kill that fat fuck.

Ah yes, famous Finnish courage and tactics.
>Literally the only point of national pride is a defeat
You still lost lmao.

Of course its courageous of me to challenge that fat fuck who could take me down with one hit.
What? Do you expect me to go and have a fistfight with that beast?

>Do you expect me to go and have a fistfight with that beast?
I expect that if you can't fight a man fairly without weapons then you probably shouldn't fight him at all.

I am just saying that I could defeat him because he is so fat.

>I could defeat him
But you couldn't, pussy. Not without weapons.
That's like me saying that I can kick any MMA fighter's ass because I have a gun.

What an absolute unit, he slaps like a brick.

I could defeat him because I am not as fat as him.
Yes, weapons are allowed.
I did not say "i could beat him in a slap fight" or boxing fight or MMA fight, I said "i could kill that fat fuck" AND I COULD!

Why are F*nns such autistic tryhards?

Nice trips mate but it's time to stop posting.

based finno ugric tribesman dont let yourself cornered by indoeuropean fatsos

>based finno ugric tribesman
Finno ugrics are probably the most cucked race on the continent.

Brother, I would never let some fat cunt defeat me.
How could a fat person ever beat someone who is not fat? Only a retard would lose to a fatty.

>i could kill that fat fuck
So could he. Actually it would be way easier for him to do.

No he couldn't. He is fat.
He can never catch me.
I will ambush him and kill him!

you are not indoeuropean, fatso
bázisolt, sisu!

The chubby guy seems to be the only smart one - using the main part of his palm to practically deliver a punch, and not a slap with the fingers.

the way to win this is to have genetics for having fat hands and arms.

Based.

the fat man weighs more than each participant at least twice
not fair

also having a beard definitely cushions the impact

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