/brit/

if i girl said the same about her bf i'd assume her to be mentally unstable and stay the fuck away from her

M-mummy

Olivia Norella

Self defense is a right and in a modern context that means guns. Bet every veteran IRA lad is shaking their heads at the utter STATE of Ireland today. Don't think they went to war so you fags could abort children and let Mgube in.
How is calling you a pussy retarded? It's an accurate observation.

You'd just give her a bit of a hiding and send her on her way. Wouldn't go as far as to kill her. That would be a bit extreme.

who is she

Going to get her back lads

You're right but the 'gins won't like it.

Not Melvin I'm friendly lad although we do get on

man face

mmm almost as if men and women are fundamentally different

>people in here have never shot a gun
kek

based

The gf has a huge arse but small chebs, swings and roundabouts I guess

imagine being mikey the pikey
cannot actually fathom my penis being that small desu

How've you been holding up lad?

instagram.com/larolon/

Any luck on the job hunt

>yes, I follow every girl from curvy berlin. How did you know?

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sue

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manface
>grr you should be looking at the tits!!!
oh grow up you utter manchild virgin freak

>people in here have never piloted a boat
kek

i don't see how playground equipment is relevant here

you're up for murdering women who cheat (i.e. not even a slightly big deal, have cheated on literally every single one of my gfs apart from one) on you then?

You'll feel fine in a month or 2 even though that seems impossible right now, don't bother

2bh 95% of you ‘hardman’ posters are scrawny, meek little shits and Mikey would smash your face in

I delivered pizza to some drunk chicks had the biggest breasts ive seen in my life. She was pretty fat but even taking proportion into account they were absolutely monstrous udders only just being held in right at the edge. They was like 30cm of cleavage. Probably each one was bigger than my head. She could suffocate me no problem and my neck alone wouldn't be strong enough to move them out of the way to get out.

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Dropped out of uni and decided to become a professional gamer. I'm downloading Dota 2 right now.

I WILL make it. No matter what.

In ireland we defend ourselves with our fists because we arent all fat pathetic losers who cant throw a punch lmao

oh shut the fuck up

Not a fan of Melvin or any of the Aussies to tell you the truth

Think everyone who lives in the countryside has shot a gun at least once, probably only posters from cities might not have had the chance

Love all the (You)'s I've gotten from lads these past couple threads. Don't get mad at me for pointing out you're a bunch of pussified domesticated sheep. Get mad at the people who made you this way.

this is a man

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Can you boys keep posting pictures of your bodies?

high iq

get a life you uninteresting cunt

nice try gchq

Yeah got some promising news this morning but could be a bit before I get a prospective interview so I'm still on the hunt, thanks for asking

Feeling pretty positive though, enjoying my free time so that's good, watched a bunch of Louis Theroux today

Like pure shit just want her back
No I won’t
I spent over a year obsessing over her when I thought I’d fucked our chances forever

>that's a manface

for me
it's lachlan
the only poster here I am actually scared of

I have yet to see any of you lads point out that today is a cracker day in the isles

>watched a bunch of Louis Theroux today

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ah yes, two boomers in the office have made eye contact, let's see what conversation takes place this time - cars or football
ah, cars again, very good

faggot

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do any of you ever use onenote? what's it for?

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Yeah, that's mainly who I'm targeting. I reckon most people that post here are from cities.
I wouldn't to be honest. They'd get you locked up.

Lol

Only got an old one from 2 months ago, looking a bit better now I’ve started my summer cut.
Highly recommend lifting.

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Shot a neighbours .22 before

Good lad keep grinding and don’t fall into complacency and NEETdom

ya, having a few beers sitting outside

absolutely gorgeous

I've made two notes so the program isn't for me

>yeah yeah not too bad mate, yourself?

Are you the lad that split with his missus the other day or another lad? Best of luck with it

Stall sublick. You're gonna crab the old feens sham. Don't wid to much among the old country inics.

Wonder why the IRA used guns then?

mouthyank thinks whinging about castle doctrine to british people is a personality

Good potential I’m liking your frame kid

Hmmm, didn't even notice.

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>

I refuse to believe someone like that posts on the chon
Kys

>complacency and NEETdom
feeling a bit attacked by this post

why does isis?

Yeah don't worry lad I'm pretty motivated, have the prior experience to fight off complacency.

Why does the Kurds?

LIKIN' YOUR FRAME KID
*unzips dick*
LEMME GET A CLOSER LOOK

tfw no big chebs gf
youtube.com/watch?v=5-SJKJnZ9cg

nothing quite makes you sympathise with the fairer sex than hearing a balding, married man in his forties try and flirt with the only-just-out-of-uni receptionist

can't abide a woman with a flatter stomach than myself
always preferred a slightly chubbier female

Said it before but I reckon /brit/ probably has the most normal blokes on the chon, as well as all the personalities.
The real sad lads are on /britfeel/, remember

filtered the saffer again
have had him filtered for years but i recently switched to chrome from firebox due to the cert issues so i've had him unfiltered for a bit but he's still an annoying porn addicted freak

cannot even fathom how cosy homogeneous societies must be

He'd be funny if it weren't for the faggot shit

you won't win the lottery if you dont buy a ticket

Ear plugs are gay as fuck. But if you're a bender I guess its okay.

your country is 59% white, you get your dick mutilated at birth, your foreign policy is dictated by israel, corporations treat you like slaves
why haven’t you stopped this with muh guns? Fucking faggot cuck you’re worse than any european lmao

mad how /brit/ mogged the rest of this board in the faces of Jow Forums

My coworker from Manchester told me she thinks I'm gonna win the lottery lads, pretty keen

Rorke broken down on a level crossing and failing to leave his vehicle because he is freezing due to panic despite the oncoming locomotive

si tu me llamas nos vamos pa tu casa
fumamos marijuana sin pijama sin pijama

have yet to see any of evidence of this

failed analogy because winning the lottery actually has a chance of happening

Still don't believe
Back when i worked out in highschool and had friends i didn't spend my time on image forums

>>

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce

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Nah mate /brit/ is full of fucking freaks like I genuinely haven’t seen a general with as many weirdos and it creeps me out some times

I’d love to just quit posting here for good but I come when bored

reckon he should get out of the car 2bh