/brit/

he's taken it
he's got it lads

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any good choons going lads.?

how about nooooo!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=LhKQ30QM4_U

tuuuune

bloody hell that was a quick edition indeed

yaaas
youtu.be/CLOpX2cu-4g

youtube.com/watch?v=Ymvgh-tcobs

cute, still haven’t shagged an asian girl yet though. banged nearly every other ethnicity though

literally what is the point of a monarch if they're just going to live in peace on my dime until they're 110?

need more regicide

youtube.com/watch?v=oEp7NDzsLFw

your new catchphrase ahaha

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-yfvCvFtVxE

>HM Elizabeth II has died aged 93

Rather have the Queen as our head of state than President May

business idea: Big Brother + Game of Thrones but real

shagged asian girls don't need to do it again simple as

>closet faggot
I’m confident in my heterosexuality
>wigger
Never have attempted to emulate any African American culture in my everyday life, my taste in music is entirely confined to the private sphere.
>faux hard man
Hardly, I recognise the futility of trying to exercise my ego over an online forum but you apparently haven’t because it’s all you do, you seek constant affirmation of your masculinity from fellow losers. If you were a real man you’d let it go and get a fucking job and live life.

I guess Drinkwater should have stuck to drinking water

>dime
FOY

nice jacket desu

old liz will make it to 100 at least

I could give a fuck what you think. You don't know anything.
You're just a side show NPC desperately trying to cling to some faux-woke shit for a semblance of meaning in your gay life.
Today its "positive mindset." Mad how that all went out the window now that we've taken the piss out of you and you're raving mad.
Fuck up you loser.

Anyone want anything from the shop

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why

have a snickers mate
You’re not you when you’re hungry

I want a black one or a redhead

3 cans of coke

I've already done it

tv times
preferably one with bra adverts in

>side show NPC
In what sense? I’ve probably got more life experience than a shut-in NEET such as yourself and you can bet I’m more intellectually accomplished. What uniqueness are you trying to flaunt?

what turned you off

Posted byu/MironGains
4 years ago
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>brags about his reputation on /brit/
>at the same time pretends he doesn't give a fuck what we think
pathetic contradictory virgin freak

this is the body type i want
youtu.be/n4Ybz4yPU4I

she cute

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showing how new you are if you think that pasta is only about Ryan Gosling

I think the noncehunters could learn a thing or two from the lads in Dublin

youtube.com/watch?v=h1SWjp6NCkw

actually I believe that the surname refers to the town drunk

how about nooooo!!!!!!!

Thread is boring as fuck without moni, be more interesting like her please

am gonnae seng Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd, uh

nothing just no desire to do it again
sure would take it if it was on offer but not gonna go looking for it

fair enough

>recognise the futility of trying to exercise my ego over an online forum
your'e a cripplingly insecure runt desperate to 1-up somebody on a cambodian basket weaving forum

i'm a lot busier than i used to be, pal. rarely post here anymore in comparison.
why the negative energy? i think you should embrace a more positive outlook.
seems like you're trying to live vicariously through these Jow Forums posts, bringing me down with your negativity. sad!
thought you were a real man?

noncehunters in ireland? must have their hands full

convince me not to walk 10 minutes to buy some Tesco's Finest Double Belgian Chocolate cookies

don't know what to make for dinner

yeah but so do the nonces with childhood obesity and that

just taking the piss out of this colossal retard

You really can not talk with that flag.

who cares

going to cycling.....

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should i give up
or should i just keep chasing pavements

>your'e a cripplingly insecure runt desperate to 1-up somebody on a cambodian basket weaving forum
Did you not just tell me you’re a “big deal”? It’s like you’re writing about yourself in the third person.

actually had a nonce teacher in school (he wasn't actually a teacher and i don't think he nonced anyone but he was paedo)

gymtoil for me

his gimmick is literally just spam buzzwords and be a blatant hypocrite

Wow it tastes like a burger

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I just simply don¨t understand eccentric posts like this one

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he's more intelligent than you and the rest of us can see it

That's fucking yikes. Should have told him to fuck off out of the school.

Which sounds better lads 9-5 or 8-4?
Currently doing 9-5 but finishing at 4:00 sounds pretty tempting

I get knocked down but I don't remain there

I've done a lot of shit mate. Haven't been employed regularly in a couple years, what of it?
Why are you saying this while trying desperately to search for some niche to market myself as being associated with.
I don't fake it mate I am what I am.

all of your posts are shit

I am the last Mohican

don't think there's anything more detrimental to society than an incompetent teacher

lol

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pretty sure he got put in prison and registered after i went to high school
it was in the local paper

I'm being honest in my response to you, in the context of your little hissy fit there.
Goes a long way.

so you're a has been you pathetic virgin freak

Looks like you dodged a bullet there. What a fucking freak.

Out of all those kinds of people
You got a face with a view
I'm just animal looking for a home and share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead

I had a teacher who got fired for doing coke just after I left.

Shame there's an awful lot of them

Nah sorry.

every insult this fat freak uses applies to himself

My art teacher rocked up drunk once and got the sack.

Shame cause he was based

aye it's because it's a backup job for morons with meme degrees that can't get a job anywhere else

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Enjoyed 8-4 more, leaving "early" is nice but waking up earlier is a negative. There's less people about in the mornings too so the journey to/from toil isn't as bad.

why do different countries have different building architecture?

would absolutely do 8-4 just to miss traffic
used to do 7-3:30 and it was 100% worth the early starts

thats what its all about
twitter.com/HLTCO/status/1127837641452421121

I'll knock you clean out Emmett. Anytime you're in the UK give me a bell and we can meet up

How is navy?

David Byrne is based, he had a half Japanese wife.

I thought it was normal to have at least one teacher get arrested for noncing
Poor lad tried to hang himself after he got caught and I see him at the gym once in a while

Bit harsh but having come across so many myself I can't contest it

topkek
youtube.com/watch?v=qCMuA1kt-g4