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didn't notice the new thread so dont mind me reposting!
just got bike (back haha) from my ride, and boy am I in a shit physical state. legs started burning after 5min lol!! but it actually got better eventually. think I did 15km. anyway so I'm back and kept up a bit with the last thread and this one and I have enjoyed the irishman/sktz convo.

>totally not worked up
screaming at this cope

15k is really good
I recently quit smoking and managed a 5k in 25 Mins which I was happy with, I’m definitely not built for running though. More of a sprinter.

haha that's a gamecube game you melt!! x

irony

I've been shitting on you goons all morning. cope harder.

So not worked up you spent a whole post telling everyone how not worked you are.

>how totally not worked up i am

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Whether what I say is make believe or not is irrelevant. We're not talking about me. We're talking about you. You're some disenfranchised middle class Canadian white boy who thinks he's some sort of gangster. Man, just stop. It's not too late to turn things around.

i get my dick wet all the time.

ye by taking a shower

Emmett is the international champion of mental gymnastics

thoughts on rita ora?
just listening to r.i.p. for the first time in years
really enjoy the intro, that bit where it's like...
tinie tempah
>and say the words soon as you're ready for me
rita ora
>i'm ready for ya

massive choon

Yeah, you're 100% there. It puts things in perspective.

Mikey the Pikey is a pikey, so he's harder by default

peanut butter AND jelly? Simply decadent, lads.

is this lad a nonce

sue

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jazz is dogshit

>I've been shitting on you goons all morning
But you surrendered your dignity to me in our most recent battle of wits? Perplexing indeed

transcended ego-free leaf on the ropes

If I thought you were just goofing around I wouldn't respond, but you genuinely believe what you're saying is intelligent and your actions and beliefs are integrious. Which is hilarious.

all boys named after st michael (including middle names) are rock fucking hard

Much prefer Liquid Drum n Bass me

you mean cycling right?

t. culchie

utter dogshit

revision: DONE for now
food: nearly DONE in the OVEN
headset: OFF for NOW
/brit/: LOADED

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Can we not get back to ironic poo and nigger jokes?

How did you quit smoking la?
Havibg some trouble with that myself haha

>integrious

Jesus Christ, look at him try to intimidate lads with ten dollar words.

christ getting a twitch in the old bollocks thinking about that

Psytrance is far better mate

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>6'7" barefoot
does that mean people typically measure themselves with shoes on?

she could make a killing in jav

Alri, Michael ;^)

poo nigger

A fart out of my arsehole would have more intellectual substance and depth to it then your entire posting history combined you mad ape

dogshit

Might learn Russian.

The greatest gift you can give a gay man is an excuse for a costume change. Sincere thanks to the protester who caught me with a bit of chocolate milkshake today! Let’s just say I’ve been covered in a lot more chocolate in my time

nah
freeform jazz is dogshit
but actual proper jazz is great

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business idea: the rape ape

dogshit

Very thought provoking post

Lawd oh lawd
Legit would shag even if she is a troll

He spelt it wrong too, it’s integrous

women do

She's wearing heels in the pic

This is fake and even if it wasn’t what’s the point, my dick would never be able to satisfy a woman that size

not with that attitude

t. has unironically been to the barbican

Nah, pikeys aren't hard

>Charges dropped vs. McGregor in phone incident

bet that was one expensive iphone deal

why would you wear heels when you're already a giraffe

and only slags wear heels

*pooing sounds*

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Where is Tim going?

Love a good Emmett bashing

Really unites the thread against a common enemy, a brotherhood of man fighting the walking, talking embodiment of mental illness and neuroses

Mikey the virgin just desperately lapping at the balls of faux-hardman paddy

Boysenberry jam to be specific

I bet the last fight emmett had was when he was still in school. Any money.

heels aren’t to make you taller they’re to accentuate your ass and chest

fighting is part n parcel of everyday life

What's proper jazz, lad? Post something for me.

Emmett’s never been in a real life confrontation, he’s still building up his courage by arguing with strangers online

Pack it in man you fucking virgins nobody cares who's the hardest you little fucking jawlet gorms

I like you you're trying to cover your tracks with irony but in reality I got really deep under your skin, hence when I set you the fuck off like a bomb. You know you're a fake retard. Suck me off, clown.

It's been done.

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Your sister was lapping at my balls emmett. She was left in a right state after me and melvin were finished with her.

the concept of an upper middle class hardman (like myself) is totally foreign to emmett

all women wear heels you fucking virgin it's formal footwear

I would post a brainlet wojak but i don't have any saved on me phone

fake

how else do you suggest we establish a proper hierarchy for brit posters?

youtube.com/watch?v=1VJT9zOou9o

jazz?

Hmm doubt this for the simple fact that heels were originally intended for men

>adebola bloke
VERY based

>And then it starts. A young, terrified-looking 18-year-old called Jamie is led on. He left his eight-month pregnant girlfriend because he suspected she had an affair and he believes her newborn daughter might not be his. It's pretty standard Kyle fare, and Jamie has a quiet voice so it's hard for the crowd to catch it all, but then out comes the ex, Gemma. Gemma, it turns out, has no difficulties, projecting.
>'This lady tells a very, very different story. Are you sure he's your baby's dad?'
>'Yes. One hundred and twenty per cent sure.'
>'How do you know?
>'Because he's the only prick I was shagging!'
Can't believe we're giving this up.

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>a fake retard

So he's smart?

upper middle class irishman
lol

Remember that one time I bodied Mikey so hard he went off into a depression and was too embarrassed to post with his name for a while?
Fuck you up you incel maggot.

i'm a femoid and i don't

youtube.com/watch?v=vmDDOFXSgAs

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An odd fight now and again is healthy as long as it's clean.
I genuinely believe that.

When sincerity fails irony prevails Emmoid, I tried being sincere with you and you misconstrued my beliefs into a mish-mash of ironic new age hippieposting so now I shall destroy your intellectual sophistry once and for all.

I don’t recommend this

People don't forget.
You don't just get to come back and LARP as tough lmfao.

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D'ya like jazz?