Normally, a small country near large...

>Normally, a small country near large, powerful ones exists because it's either a convenient buffer zone or because it has easily-defended geography
Why does Portugal exist, exactly?

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Its because we're simply stronger.
Go research the wars between POWERFUL PORTUGAL and poor spain.

We aren't buffer zone or whateever you want to call it because we aren't borderinf anyone beside spain. Because of our location in the atlantic including the islands, our Exclusive Economic Zone is massive. I really doubt Spain would neglect that if they were strong enogh to flex us. But they aren't strong, infact they are really weak and only won wars against low IQ subhuman amerindians. Any wars against us, UK, or France was mostly lost.

Castille only really dominated spain by having sex with the wives of the other guys

The english and french and the pope mostly

because we are mighty LUSO BVLLS
castillian boys get wobbly in their knees at the mere sight of us and revert back to their femboy instincts

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We owned them for like 100 years then they became independent during retard king part 3 and since the eternal anglo fucked any other annexation attempts except that one time we split it with France

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I would like to know WHY Portuguese sounds NOTHING like Spanish , but Italian does !

If you really wanted to know you would just have googled it

frens

We fight better, simple as

You have a point there.
What's your relationship with them?
Do they sound weird to you ?

The Eternal Anglo.

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What are you talking about you're just a shittier version of Spain, as we are of Italy lol

Not really but I reckon it's easier for Portuguese speakers to understand Spanish than the other way around

get on your knees

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>spain
>powerful

LMAO.

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In Latvian '' POHA'' means ''hangover from drinking''.It's very accurate in a way :)
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60 years.

Portuguese write it as ''Porra'' sounds the same in Latvian

portuguese phonetics is more celtic-influenced, like french

*unzips* why dontchu find out mutt boi

> as we are of Italy

Pretty much this. It's honestly fucking embarrassing to be a Spaniard, when Spain has tried and failed time and time to conquer Portugal. Only time they got close was with the Iberian union, but Bvlltugal ended up kicking their asses again.

OP is a amerimutt schizo who has been posting 24/7 for over a year and think he's iberian and who is responsible for 80% of all Portugal-Spain related threads. He is known for posting on Jow Forums, Jow Forums and /his/ and often uses portuguese vpns to shill his crappy globalist views. He has an intense hatred for portuguese and south american iberian spawn
His threads should be saged and ignored

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portugal exists to provide us with cute sissy bois :3

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>Why does Spain exist, exactly?

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