1. Vagina

Maria is such a boring name

A girlfriend

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>Having a daughter
>raising her and marrying her off to some other man

Its a cute name, just overused.

Girl: Sakura
Boy: abort if it's a boy

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D-do I really need one?

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Girl: Luiza, Sophia or Akane.
Boy: Alf.

Alberto ou Alberta

>Why yes, I will name my daughter meriem (mary) in order to inherit her qualities, how did you know?

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>alMUTT

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>boy
Hitler
>girl
Hitlera

eugenia if grill and daniel if boy
what if she only loves girls?

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mut means courage, idiot

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>boy
Sasuke
>girl
Aeris

There's actually a female name Hitlerike

>what if she only loves girls?
Then she's gay

cringe

i gave my friend's newborn daughter her name, are any of you as chad as me?

only if you are not gay, in which case i'd tell you to get a boyfriend

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I see you are a man of culture

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>Alf
Holy shit that's a horrid name, also why don't you pick a Japanese name?

>Boy
Torsten
>Girl
Linda

name? lmao if i knock someone up i'll run away to norway. that's the only thing i learned from my father.

Joseph Stalin if boy
abortion if girl

nothing wrong with that

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because he is now japanese

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>guy
wilson
>girl
wilsonette

but maybe you can be better than your father

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Yes

Sorin if male
Ileana if female

b-but where do I find one

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>guy
Dolf
>girl
Airwreckah

boy: nigger
girl: nigger

If it's a girl, then Layla or Leila
If it's a boy, then Santiago/Santi or Iker

I'm half spanish

hahaha bende gij n kamper ofwa?

No of course not. Also fuck brabant and their retarded accent

Echte nederland ligt onder de rivieren.

De beschaving stopt boven het Noordzeekanaal en onder de Maas

Boy: Schwerthelm
Girl: Adolfine

>Boy
George
>Girl
abortion

Nep spanjaard. nog geen eens paaps of wel?

Wel, en praat normaal je klinkt als een mongool

Boy: Kukucapol'
Girl: Dazdraperma or Dazdrasmygda

>boy
Arian or Cyrus
>girl
Layla

I don't think this is the right place to ask such question.

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Boy
Something proto-bulgarian: Asparuh, Tervel etc.
Girl
Always liked names starting with E:
Maybe Elena or something

it depends on the father desu

>boy
Anton
>girl
Colette

Based.

>If it's a girl, then Layla or Leila
>If it's a boy, then Santiago/Santi or Iker

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Boy: Le karasique
Girl: la Karasiqua

I want to have a qt trap son, I will force him to take girl skittles are wear cute dresses, I will place him into an inclusive school, he will be so cute that every boy in class will get his pp hard at the sight of my cute trap son.
the class chad might even fall in love with him and since she's my son, she will inherit my massive 22cm cock, he will be a cute small trap with a giat masive penis.

I will help him to live the anime dream!

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>Implying
Kek

Basado

It is a CHILDREN'S NAMES thread, not the trap-o-thread.

her name will be sakura mctrap futapenis

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this

>maria
>mario

Issac if male, Isabella if female. Also considering Max/Alice.

>she is my son
What the fuck did i just read

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It's a joke.

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Already named my two children Emilia (like her mom) and Fausto (like my dad)

If I actually emigrate to a German speaking country and settle down there, I'll name my son Siegfried. Zalán if not.
Girl would be called Anna regardless.

BASED

First son:
Arthur after my grandfather
Other son/s:
Aurelian or Constantine
Girls:
Priscilla, Katerina or Isabella

Though those names are kinda strange for Spain. I thought you like names like Pablo Maria Mendosa du Braganza il Cabalero Francisko Karlos Viliareal. And mane shorter than it is shame for true spaniardo.

My given name is almost unique to my family, and I'm the III. My firstborn will be IV, male or female. Given my proclivities, my kid is also very likely to be half Asian.

>Aurelian or Constantine
No, why would you do this.

I really don't know. Mby Nikolay or Cheslav or Vladimir for boy and Olesya or Jana(Yana/Iana, dntknw) for girl.
Damn, it's so hard, woah.

> Priscilla
Panie Ciri, right?

>boy
tor
>girl
astrid

These are good
That name sounds Portuguese.
But yeah I chose those names because they are not very common but they're not very weird

In Ancient Russia was a tradition to name children like "First", "second", "third" etc - "pervak", "dvoyak", "tretyak"...
Just a funny fact.

wow this thread is total cringe. I hope no one here gets kids

first son will be John like me and my father before me and his father before me and his father before him as far back as records show

other male names include Tristan, Arthur and Percy after some of the knights of the round table

Girl names include Gwen and Agatha

>Colette
qt name desu

my family has an autistic tradition of giving the name of your ancestor, i have the name of my great grandfather, my father has his great grandfather, its like 3 names in total.

if its a boy I guess his name is going to be... I don't actually remember my grandpas name, i think it was something like Gerhard, typical old man name. but only if I'm the first to get a child between me and my brother of course.
if it's a girl i'll let the mother decide

Boy: Make
Girl: Abort, having a daughter is the ultimate cuckoldry

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Argentina
M: Nicolás Valentino and Constantino
F: Aurora and Olivia
Yes, 5 cute babies

girl-noga
boy-i'm not sure, maybe something basic like david

based

>Perla
>CAIN

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I actually have a girlfriend but she is a total horrid piece of shit and is very fat and cruel to me. Anyway she has already decided our childrens future names and they are horrible

>If its a boy
Little Saturday (she says she wants this name because she loves that little saturday feelin' she gets before she goes out toe nightclubs and wants to be reminded of it when she can't go out anymore)

>If its a girl
Awaken

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bait but a good one so you get a (You)

>boy
Torwald
>girl
Caroline

Vatroslav or Abortion

Is she black?

Oleg
Olga

Hungary
Erika if girl
idk if boy

based

boy - narcisso
girl - iris