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can't stop buying watches and books

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Rorke getting rekt lmao

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Any psoriasis man in?

post a picture

reminds me of that guy who 'worked' in the bristol zoo car park for 20 years and wasn't actually employed by them at all

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These are fucking disgusting.
Aboid.

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what dire boomer forum are you reading? FREAK

tfw no low paid mcdonalds gf

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bbc.com/news/world-europe-48257713

>German police probing the deaths of three people shot with crossbow arrows in a Bavarian hotel have found two more female bodies in a flat 400 miles away.

What the fuck went on here?

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Had an ex gf that forced me to quit smoking
Was wanking over her ig the other day and saw a couple pics of her with a fag in hand

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get dry skin quite often
don't like moisturiser though
simple as

people got shot by crossbows by the sounds of things

Genoans. Suspect a pavise was found at the scene

LAB: 24% (-13)
BREX: 20% (+20)
LDEM: 17% (+10)
GRN: 14% (+5)
CON: 10% (-13)
CHUK: 7% (+7)
UKIP: 1% (-16)

via @YouGov, 07 - 10 May
Chgs. w/ 2014.

Look at the camera you stupid bitch

Christ, she's literally perfect.

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>Aboid.

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pulling a face like she's holding up a saggy chin

this is the kind of SHIT amazon keeps spewing out. 80 quid a year well spent

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Westminster or Europe?

Some guy took a crossbow bolt to the arm and died recently in bongland too

>London voting intention for the European Parliament:
apologies

Quite funny
forums.digitalspy.com/categories/politics

not british culture not arsed

grimsby

>London
Wew. Quite interesting to see the support for BP there

If you kill yourself, that's suicide.
If you kill someone else, that's homicide.
If you haven't won a League title in 29 years, that's Merseyside

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corr

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Looks like me

im the opposite.
i dont care about cars, buying shite, toiling and all the rest of these modern trappings.

naturally i dont mind saving the nevironment.

why do native speakers forget to use whom

????

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howling

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one. fucking. semester. left. lads.

i'm amazed that i'm graduating on time when i was out of school for 14 years and had to take developmental courses.

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holy
fucking
KEK

How does it feel knowing you'll never be as alpha as this old boomer?
efukt.com/2085_You_Beautiful_Bitch.html

got called a noob in lumbridge earlier lads

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need a gf whose proficient with a strapon.

simple as that lads.

it's not really used in colloquial speech
probably will fade out of existence in time

aching to get back to runey and get that 99 WC

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is anyone else here fairly unmmaterialistic?

i havent bought anything besides replacements for things that broke and groceries for about 2 years when i bought a £17 quid ereader.

*hugs you*
oops hehe :D

Impossibly grim. Wouldn't even get out of bed for that kind of money would literally rather be on bennies.

youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8
youtu.be/Ggy6jDzKnT8

aye

POO

hahahaha

Any of you fucks Chinese?

*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF??

thinking about just packing this life lark in and getting my doctor to sign whatever he needs to sign to get me on bennies

Spend all my money on take-outs/restaurants and escorts (pretty much).

Rorke is home on the ropes

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love a good broken britain picture

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I'm a fascist

>4 months
oh nononononono

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That is pretty grim m8

youtu.be/nlvMpMAG4iE
The mentally healthy gf

love how his career is effectively over

Never even began m8

did he get another milkshake chucked at him

woah really makes you think....

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oh my fucking days....seems a bit off though - trainee and assistant managers on more than managers?

Why, what else should I be spending it on?

Apparently Farage was in Pontefract today

yea probably a bit off checking them out here
indeed.co.uk/salaries/Customer-Assistant-Salaries-at-McDonald's
still utterly tragically grim though

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>no duvet in 3 years because I refuse to buy one
>have one of each kitchen item (plate, bowl, knife, fork etc.)
>chair is a folding garden chair and I got my table off the street
>no books, vidya, dvds
>no decoration in my flat other than a flag on the wall
True monastic living

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stop being a virgin freak

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bristol bumders more like lool

Socialising with friends, maybe on a girlfriend, hobbies and interests.

was just thinking of something that happened to me a few months ago.
>Job interview
>Going alright, the woman interviewing me seems decent and down to earth
>Out of nowhere Mr Manager Bumfuck decides to drop in and slide me a few questions himself
>"where do you see yourself in 10 years, what's your dream" etc etc
>"Working for money."
>He rephrases the question, "well, what are you passionate about, when I was young I always wanted to be a manager so I worked hard at it and now look where I am!"
fucking HATE normoids who make shit up and pretend to enjoy their shallow pathetic existence. Why can't they be miserable like me? Why is my misery not good enough for them? I'm not good at anything, fuck off. Stop telling me to find my passion and shit because it's not ever going to fucking happen. I'm a loser with no exceptional skills or interests, just like the vast majority of the wage slave drone populace of humanity. Stop giving me false hope that it will somehow get better when it most certainly fucking won't. I'm destined to do menial tasks for the next 60-70% of my life. It will grind and wear me down until I'm nothing but a shallow husk who doesn't know what to do when it's not toiling. And by that point I won't even be able to wipe my own arse, because I'll be a pathetic withering old man.

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mcdonalds is alright to have on your cv if you're going into catering/restaurants though. because you actually get trained to do kitchen shit with a degree of rigourness you probably don't down 'sheeds fried chicken.

>want kids
>disgusted by sex
what do lads

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>Honda confirms it's closing Swindon factory placing 3,500 jobs on the line

How will Karl of Swindon fix this?

great banter
youtu.be/R-Uy2y6bQEY

what sort of training

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Well some twats do dream about one day bossing other people around.

You autistic retard... if you don't understand that a prospective employer wouldn't find that answer impressive there is no hope for you.

alri nonces

simmer down dostoevsky

You just have to play their little game, make something up

Wish I were Brad Pitt desu

when I was a wee lad I always wanted to grow up and be a mcdonalds employee

Grow up you fucking mong, you'll work a job you don;t care about but probably become friends with people there and then you SHOULD get a hobby or stuff you like to do on the weekend. I like play music, go hiking etc.

you're like brad pitt