/brit/

NEED a pure and wholesome mummy gf

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That Billy Eilish song ending is actually pretty good where she's sitting on the guy doing push ups

Was semi productive today

I am the shepherd, you are my flock

Nothing worse than these chubby girl nerd types

So fucking grim

What the actual fuck is going on here?

why is she moving his hands

Why did Gregg's discontinue the ham and cheese bake? Best thing they ever did, only the sausage, bean and cheese melt can compete.

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me: you remind me of avon
girl: why?
me: cause you're absolutely gorge ;)

we, the britons, are true celts at heart

>Me favourite band?
>Why, it's Oasis/Arctic Monkeys/The Libertines of course!

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tug tug tug your knob

fat cunt

Sausage roll btfos both

not paki friendly

Unironically smoke weed every morning and evening, afternoon if i'm free. Being sober is so shit

the girl at the front seems to be grabbing an invisible drink, remembers she's being filmed and quickly tries to recover

how much money do you reckon i could make a day doing those paid surveys?

horrid hipster bar that records a live reaction to game of thrones episodes

>sausage bean and cheese melt
but that's dogshit

Anything good is too good for the British

*starts chanting the tune from 'Chelsea Dagger' aggressively*

mad how hitler supposedly hated slavs but had a czech childhood friend

leftypol unmasked

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Going to spin the jaw of the next pencil-necked twerp who insults Peter Hitchens

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They ruin everything. Even /brit/

my favourite period of history would have to be, hm, the Middle Ages
you get a bit a both ancient stuff and stuff going modern, strikes a good balance, right in the middle, hence the name

weak minded addict

delete this post before too many people see it mate
embarassing

do what you like but i advise you be careful not to over do it user. i did that for years and it fucked my brain up/ been sober 3 months now and i'm still feeling dodgy but also better than i was feeling when i smoked too

We dont study that. Most common modules schools teach are ww2, russian Revolution, cold war, Vietnam war, ancient Rome, and Italian unification

*yawn*

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA

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feels good when it all comes out

*in a squeaky virgin voice*
peter hitchens is a twat

rorke fingers geese

Not addicted I can stop if i wanted to

My throat is lumpy

yelping

The virgins choice
It's not going to be like dungeons and dragons user

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So you don't get taught about your ancient and medieval history almost at all?

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this post made me yawn in person

medieval age is dope and tight. begone

trannies should be killed

how did they know it would be in the middle back then?

me: you remind me of avon
girl: why?
me: cause you're cheap as shit and come knocking on my door

neither, unlike greeks or nordics, we don't identify with deep or ancient ancestry at all. people like survivie the jive that do are quite weird. Many (even middle class smart people) dont even know about anglo saxons

been in greggs once
don't understand the hype, it's just a bakery

I'm either at home or I'm out associating with degenerates

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we don't get taught a cohesive picture of our history at all. Fucking gay

nah they just teach us about thomas elgin over and over again and reiterate that he did nothing wrong

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Being sober is ace

I mean, why is the girl in the background pushing that guy's hands down? I thought the girl in the front was reaching over to touch the guys arm but recoiled when she realised the glasses girl was there.

i should add we probably dont have much celt dna either we probably just got conquered, we are really just early northwest steppeniggers

yeah i've read that pasta before and it made me laugh. What you got against medieval age?

me: you reminder me of cheddar
girl: because i'm gorge?
me: nah cause your fanny reeks of cheese ye daft bint

Michael Gove tried to do this but it was implemented in such a way that was completely retarded like teaching 5 year olds about the Iron Age.

what?
they're shite
the sausages in sausage rolls were never clever to begin with
when you add fucking beans to the mixture it just becomes this bizarre preoliverian british school dinner fabrication

i want trannies to die

It's interesting historically and the life of a peasant is not as bad as it's often portrayed but there are times in history where I would rather live
If I was some kind of nobility it would be better but still not great

'sheed

Nothing grim about a nice soft body gf to enjoy nerd culture with

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no we don't
be quiet

The curriculum was redesigned in the late 80s to break up the 'narrative of British history'. Boomer's and communists believed this was a good thing.

there's too much to cover to effectively teach and then have exams on

its not the same sausage in a sausage bean and cheese as it is in a sausage roll. you've never been in a greggs at all!

Based black man getting some white pussy later

You just KNOW

>Doris Day dies aged 97
litearlly who

i don't think the discussion was which bit of history you'd want to live in cos i wouldn't want to live in medieval ages either. For me it would be the comfy prehistory

Not to be racist or anything...

but is that a monkey?

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she said no and now she won’t answer my calls

This place is fucking embarrassing, look at these people

why do euros do this?

jeremy kyle should be arrested

This. Way too many subjects fighting for too little time.

*enters your thread*

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well they taste the same to me
grey, bland and disgusting

nah
proper sausages are great
but the shit you get in sausage rolls are shite

for me it's the aesthetics and ideals of the antiquity

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smelly

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Melissa Ede bought the winning card when she stopped for petrol on her way to work in December 2017.

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Humberside Police confirmed she died on Saturday night and said her death was not suspicious.

u dont know the half of it

do your job, big picture

Yeah they're out enjoying something as a group they should be inside and snarky on their own.

>for me it's the aesthetics and ideals of the antiquity

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Kek I didn't understand at all
The true answer is ancient Rome

hate living in clown world

stop gossiping like a woman, stop giving these people attention
big picture, do your job