/brit/

wanked 3 times in 1 hour last night while coming down off coke

uwu u still wike me wight :PPPP boo hoo

go do your neck in you brat

Did the porn loicence thing come into effect yet? Any lads send their credit card of to hub of porn HQ?

ah fookin ate pakis like

is it true that bristol rovers have the same number of premier league titles as liverpool?

this is the england

paki nicked me phone in tescos

might do a wank to this

a ounce of ket makes the best summer user could ever imagine

Racist

Nice digits btw

reckon all actors should only be allowed to be in one film

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act like a grown up
not what you think a grown up acts like

*nicks your knickers*

ugly

youtu.be/8Dpha6Q4pyM
we are literally all in here

Amer Hussain

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film should i watch lads

dios mios

Would shag this mulatto into the next millennium.

he posts his address all the time but the one time I did it I got banned
fair enough 2bh

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daddy didn't love me waaaaaaaaaaaah

*wipes tears with a 100 dollar bill and a dick*

Poolay poo poochay avec mwah

scott pilgrim

the proverbial paki bloke in a dress

and his new bf

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what asmr video shall i wank to tonight ?

racist

just deleted all my porn

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you just KNOW

Shadow, the new Zhang Yimou film

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ur just a sleazy person im sorry

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did poley get his boyhole battered or is it a myth?

*crack*
*sips*
*pauses for 150 seconds*
ahhhh
HEY ARMER YOU FUCKIN' PAHKI COME OVER HERE AND PRESENT YOUR FUCKIN' BOY PUSSY TO ME OHHHH YEAAAAHHHH DADDY LIKEY!!!!!

Who the fuck downloads porn when you can literally just stream it?

would pay lachlan a competitive salary to spam /tv/ with sneed posts for the next 2 weeks

He has lived an incredibly unusual existence

das boot

pitch black

Wtf how did you find me youtube channel

really make you fink

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good post, well done

here's your obligatory "oh sweet summer child" response

it's a myth
he's still a virgin

any dogpilled man in

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I'm from there

i'm not a part of the redneck agenda

isn't poley like 28 now
grim grim grim

youtu.be/WxeEZuG4mlk

kidulthood

Nah, that BNP lad slept with her.

mmm grayons

Ruh roh raggy

thailad turned 35 last week mad how time flies

getting reverse body dysmorphia

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thats fucking depressing

look at this thing

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...

The libertines

degenerate whore

hope she gets hit by a bus, and then goes to hell where's raped by demon niggers with barbed wire-wrapped cocks

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I am the bad guy, Kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high fived Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she flew around the room like a balloon
I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and zoom I
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich
And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

gonna end up ruining my back lifting casks

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A while ago she was tweeting about how she wanted to buy a little house to live in with her family, and it was literally a 10ft x 18ft shed - which she said was adequate enough for her.
twitter.com/hannahhaysxxx/status/1109629276431642624

>white men don't know what it's like to suffer abuse every day
umm... have they never been on Jow Forums?

You work in a pub?

>where do you see yourself in 10 years

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griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim

on the super tennants

gotta wash this blood off the curb w/ a hose before the neighbors start acting weird

reddit.com/r/AgainstDomesticAbuse/comments/be51lq/so_these_are_the_kings_weve_heard_so_much_about/

and i said that i would be your one and only
promise that i'd never leave you lonely

fuck off whiteboi

seeing my counselor tomorrow morning lads! i have a lot of good news for her!

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>A FUCKING SHED

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your lips said hello and i said hi

this ain't right if you ask me

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Still cheaper and with more space than an inner city flat

POSITIVE VIBES ONLY DUUUUUDE

not only how do you end up on reddit, how do you end up on that subreddit?

had a 15 hour uninterrupted wank sesh on speed at the weekend just passed

started at 7PM and concluded at 10AM on sunday morning. Cannot be good for a person's brain

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goodnight lads

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is there a way that you can not work but still survive?

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instagram.com/thatjcrewginghamshirt/
going to cop this exact shirt haha x