OH CAN YOU SEE

OH CAN YOU SEE

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beautiful. brings a tear to my eye.

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lmao

Do you really do that

That's pretty dope, I know that waffle houses are emergency centers or something in the south during hurricanes because they stay open even in emergencies

What is a mcdonalds gets attacked in Europe? Will america deploys US soldiers to protects them?

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>this post is no longer satire

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>That's pretty dope
Not really. Seems completely useless. They still don't have any of the same rights as embassies under international law.

no. but it funny so I might

GOD PRAISE BURGER

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considering it'd be the only part of europe worth defending, i hope so

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who cares its austria...

>call me the manager

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GOD BLESS CAPITALISM!!!

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jfc int memes have come true

Are we being mocked?

What a time to be alive

Nice, desu.

based

Dog bless America

Why do yuros randomly start singing our national anthem?

>jfc
reddit

They feel it too.
Bless their hearts.

because its the most beautiful anthem

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based

What is wrong with having McDonald's as an embassy?

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b-but meme magic is cringe

i unironically was taught by my parents that you're always safe abroad if there's a mcdonalds. They called mcdonalds signs "freedom arches"

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>11 GIGN
Damn that MacDo was really precious.

kek

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American interests must be protected

If that were true, that would be based

Kek

Based

its legit

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kek now I want to order mcdonalds in another country while making it obvious that i'm American

Based

Post your country's new embassy in the USA

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They can tell by your accent desu

Truly America's oldest and most reliable ally.

Yes, unless our nice ally's get there first

Man I wish we had one of those in my state. It seems the northern states are the only ones with Timmies

Being stuck at the door is already a good hint

Will it also have the armed McDonalds guards?

We don't have them here in the northwest :(

>Oh can you see
Oh, say can you see

It's just our version of dunkin donuts basically

You don't fuck with McDonald's police

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It's quite a bit different, Americans don't have an equivalent of Tim's or of Canadian Tire

fucking based

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why on earth are there union jacks on it

>canadian tire
interesting, it's like a home depot with furniture and tires

>mcdonalds mobs will soon be a thing in america

dios mio, el pollo campero

sooner than you think

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Oh Jose can you seeeee

>tfw soon we'll live in a world where large corporations will wield the nigh-limitless power of the state but are only accountable to their shareholders rather than the citizenry
>tfw soon we'll live in a world where useless NEETs are sold as slaves
>tfw some of these lucky NEETs will be sold to overworked female CEO's as "stress relief units"
Capitalism ho!

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Just go while using the official american tourist attire

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It could be because that was our only national flag for ages, is still one of our 2 official national flags alongside the maple leaf, and is very commonly flown here.

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fucking based and femdompilled

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Stick 11 GIGN in any building and it becomes whatever the fuck you want. However, there's not enough special forces to go around to do that for all of them.

Sort of but it has a lot more. Walmart with an auto center but no groceries would be the closest equivalent except Canadian Tire doesn't sell a lot of cheap shit.
They also have their own currency

Hahaha imagine having to please your husband(female) under her desk while she orders a death squad to take out a competitor's McEmbassy in Mozambique.

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germans where tsocks with sandals more than americans i think

>tfw I'll never end up in the hands of an overworked female CEO as a stress relief unit that she slowly grows fond of and ultimately falls in love with but has to keep it a secret due to the taboo of the situation

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hahaha how terrible that would be hahaha I totally do not want that to happen lol hahaha

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Step up your game, coke.

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This is pretty inaccurate. Instead of the sandals, ugly dadcore New Balance. Make the socks white. No fanny pack. Instead of the Hawaiian shirt, a polo, instead of the straw hat, baseball cap.

>it's real
this is a pretty great thread

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wait are you serious?

>where de burger at

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Does this surprise you?

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>from a fall down a flight of stairs

Every electric pole in my town has a flag flying in summertime, the alternate every other one between maple leaf and union flag

Based

you forgot the medals for beating your ass up in ww2

Does pepsi still own those?

Seems it was done during the Royal Wedding

Absolutely based

No they immediately sold them to a Swedish scrap company.

Givem Pepsi is an American company under US law, there was probably absolutely 0 chance they would have been legally allowed to keep that level of military hardware.

Don't know why they did that. They should've kept some submarines and a boat

>ywn have bunch of overworked qt CEOs making you their strapon bitch and on demand pussy muncher
Why even live anons

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Yes, it is part of NATO

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>his country doesnt have mcdelivery
Do you guys really go outside?

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>mcdelivery

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wait, that's a thing?

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this dude is so much into american culture that he cant even WALK or DRIVE to get his own fatturger

Not that you would be able to walk in the US to begin with.

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totally know what you mean

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>fanny pack
>socks and sandals
Looks more like a yuro tourist to me

>robert moses and 1960's american city designs
i hate that back then the brazilian governament was into this crap, they cucked the railway sistem and now we are dependent of a bunch of fat weirdos in oversized pickups to load shit, they occupy all the space in the shit road sistem we have. Sadly we still trying copy everything you guys do

but why they keep this shit design considering america imports so much oil every year?

lmao

Most of our oil is domestically drilled

Not be a long shot
americangeosciences.org/critical-issues/faq/how-much-oil-does-us-export-and-import

??????????
French special forces are allowed guns in the public?????????????

You literally proved his point.
75% of consumption is local

The bad guys won't drop their guns just because they're in public so of course gign can carry guns gun public

so are the Austrian managers going to be trained in embassy work too?