/cum/ + friends

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twitter.com/rooshv/status/1127729610899251201
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*firsts*

did us guessing zando was a lady of the night on the oregon coast chase her off lol

redball me

Test

too early

>her

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z*ndo is a spic tranny who lives on the US/Mexico border

>her

its 4 pm but didn't sleep nothing last night
gn

did you guys know a democrat (wilson) was the one that implemented the income tax and before then we just used tariffs? blame the 16th amendment

>bullying mentally ill

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got a pimple on the inside of my nostril, hurts a lot

enjoyed this episode of got, more fighting, less gay drama

hi

This very well might be the worst post I've ever seen in /cum/

wow /cum/ seems like a nice place :)

used to, zando lives in oregon now
you need to keep on on /cum/ lore

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LOL

Fucking spic needs to go back to Texas and STAY OUT OF MY CASCADIA

it is a liquid not a place

put the chimichangas in the oven at 7:11

Jow Forums and trump redditors have fucking ruined Jow Forums and /his/. Been going there for years and it's getting unbearable
I don't understand how Jow Forums keeps them out so well. Yeah there are definitely some here, but they're not the prevailing viewpoint

Gas fuel can’t melt melty cheese

How did they ruin Jow Forums?

Constant ridicule either makes them leave or see the error in their ways. Bullying early and often is the only and final solution

took 0.2mg of the 'zo, hope i don't get too tired at work tonight. it's hard reading a book for 12 hours.

It's the absolute worse on /v/. Every thread ends up with some faggot derailing the thread to talk about SJW's or whatever worn out topic of the past three years. I just want to meme about video games I don't care about the video game journalism or how this one dev said this one SJW one thing

reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bo6nut/tifu_by_swiping_on_my_girlfriends_phone_nsfw/?sort=top

Hello my friends I am bored and you are my brothers hope yall be havin a good monday

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>Posts some tranny in tech
>Starts shitposting for half the thread about it

Hey fren

who r u

Old fren

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i have an outsourced job, but most importantly, i saw a black woman and a muslim woman today

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My Cult?
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No fuck you

thanks for the update

I remember when Jow Forums and reddit boogeyman was just stormfront

Trump is George W Bush 2, not Hitler 2

Repent

People weren't really calling for GWB's impeachment

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Efforts_to_impeach_George_W._Bush

Hello Zoomer

Are you 12? He unilaterally invaded Iraq without Congress support

>without
LOLE

i randomly got this red little swell on foreskin randomly out of no where at work

inb4 std

no im a virgin. It doesnt itch or anything unless i wear something tight. It will go away by itself?

Try wearing a tight pussy see if that helps

i thought canadumbs had free healthcare

pls be helpful. I think its because of the tight underwear i wear

>foreskin

>finish my dinner
>still hungry
>remember i have potato salad
based

imagine the power a hot girl wearing a bikini feels

be careful that's one of the first signs of ppp
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not so powerful after I rape her ass

Imagine having a foreskin

LMAO

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Damnit the fridge has stopped working along with the freezer

ha ha

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I wish I had one. Or at least the choice of having one.

i cant see my penis head. Its too tight. I havent done any stretching excersies.

i think its just a rash because of tight underwear

that's true girls in bikinis are asking for rape. same for girls in yoga pants.

>

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Seek Christ

Stop being poor

do you guys look pretty with the girl filter on snapchat

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>go online to apply for jobs
>end up here again
Every fucking time

i dont understand why people say circumcised dicks look better, they look so disgusting

>I can’t see my penis head
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I need to quit making the thread worse by posting random images and just go outside. but's it's almost night so I don't want to.

I'm housesitting for my parents

Only copers say that. They look awful

I work at a church lol

>i cant see my penis head. Its too tight. I havent done any stretching excersies
What? Do you have phimosis?

i unironically prefer low ply count toilet paper

stop looking at dicks and look for jobs ale

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Well, /cum/? She does have mascara

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But dicks are fun

whats the job, is it the telemarketing one?

nah its another one

swipe him right, start talking and say that you want some head. get him all hot and bothered and then unmatch him lol

hi kween

I hate being W*SP. I wish I was a based Italian-American.

imma start my hrt soon arent ya pround of me

If I ever fall on hard times, robbing tinder fags has got to be a great option to get back on my feet

yeah

most "italian americans" are sicilian, not italian

Went on a date with a girl but left with her friend now her friend said she stopped talking to her

Based and Chadpilled

'yikes'

don't take me for a joke i'm no comedian
mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again

If ale legit got a job I’m proud of him

twitter.com/rooshv/status/1127729610899251201

damn is she ok? also nsfw, but none of you have jobs so...

LMAO that crazy cunt got SLAMMED

btfo'd
who works at 7:30 in teh evening? i got off 4 hours ago