You wake up in a penthouse apartment above Central Park, NYC. What do?

You wake up in a penthouse apartment above Central Park, NYC. What do?

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Kill myself because I don't want to live in a shit country

Jump off from the balcony

Get the fuck out before the billionaire who owns it finds me and takes me to court for breaking and entering

you wouldn't make it in NYC anyway

It was nice knowing you.

No, I wouldn't. Your country is full of druggies, hobos and gun faggots. Imagine if you had nordic tier welfare instead of giving tax breaks to billionaires, or if you, I don't know, restricted guns so cops wouldn't be paranoid shooting bitches left and right

Shit, scary piece of shit country. At least I know what would happen if I just jump out of a window, and I won't get raped by a crackhead

Kill Paul Allen

hard to debuke the arguments of this fella

>welfare

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Sell it for several millions and move to some cozy cabin in Colorado or Montana. Maybe Oregon or Washington? Northern California? Endless cozy options

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I don my tent-like bathrobe, and slowly lumber towards the bathroom, apple turnover and protein bar in hand. Before I carefully lower myself onto my toilet to loose a eight pounds of the remains of the previous night's dinner, I admire my body in the mirror, flexing my 27 inch biceps and wiggling my broad, strong, fat-laden hips seductively. My personal assistant reads off my itinerary while I speed-read today's book (an introduction to behavioral neurology) and fill my commode. Next is a quick shower to clean up, and then a moment to gaze upon the splendor of my condo's view, my bodily and genital girth available for all who look up to see; and then, scratching my wide ass and the hairy pouch of fat above my crotch, I walk to my off-bedroom gym, where I secretly destroy powerlifting records about once every year or so.

Very stupid. Why did you post this stupid crap?

why aren't you dead yet?

this, but order some hookers first.

based post btw

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This

> I won't get raped by a crackhead
A crackhead could still rape your dead body after you jump,

*yaaaawn* Juanita, where is my morning burger and blowjob?

He doesn't live in a shit country atm, duh.

BASED

sell it

Shoot porn video

>cops wouldn't be paranoid
You forgot to suck his dick in exchange for that ticket he gave you for jaywalking.

Sell it, move to Korea and open a business, so at least would save five or six koreans from unemployment.