Post some good news from your cunt

Post some good news from your cunt

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based doug

>can own a nuke for self defense
>can't own two sticks
why are americans like this?

We can now

Sorry for ever doubting you.

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>can own a nuke

No you can't, that's in violation of both US laws and international ones and-

Oh who am I kidding, the US will stuff international and national laws if there's a chance some foreigner somewhere is mildly bemused.

>mfw I have a pair of illegal nunchucks 5 feet away from me

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I unironically wish everyone could own a nuke. While I and everyone I love die it would be worth it because Ch*na and Fr*nce would be nuked.

international laws don't restrict individuals.

good
the only thing that can stop an evil ninja is a good law-abiding ninja, these nunchucks grabbing laws and "nunchucks free zones" don't solve anything

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