>It's been two years since I had pussy
How do people get laid in your cunt?
It's been two years since I had pussy
it's pretty easy bro you just have to talk to them and be yourself
Just get a girlfriend. Go out and socialize, girls won't come to your room.
But I have no friends
I haven't had pussy in the last 21 years
I don't know I'm a virgin
That's pretty bad. I lost mine at 19 and I thought that was old.
>Just get a girlfriend
Should I give them a firm handshake to show my interest?
This is what I have for pussy
It's better to stay incel
If I can do it I seriously believe every single poster on this board can
Would go for the middle to at least know what benis in bagina feels like
Honestly? They just don't. 9/10 of the youth just seems asexual.
Ayy lmao
I just smile at girls and sometimes stirke up a conversation. Then go from there.
Unironically being yourself. It worked for me
>I just smile at girls and sometimes stirke up a conversation. Then go from there.
I just got laid yesterday, but It happened because one of the nurses who was really turned on by me decided to ask for my number she was turned on since Im a pharmacy student and I wear a lab coat , which is a huge status symbol . long story short either get status or act like you have status aka be confident bro
>anima poster
yeah bro im sure you get laid with your pillow waifus
>short
>ugly
>literal aspie
maybe there's like one person on earth that would be interested
Not every weeb have those and my wife loves me for what I am. Although she really doesn't like me posting in Jow Forums at all.
Being an incel is unoironically better than unplanned pregnancy or an std. Could be worse lads.
im a kissless handholdless virgin, but plan to change that when i get to grad school next year
ive basically been a volcel and never cared or tried to sex women, and i think if i lose a few more pounds and gain a little muscle by then i will be alright aside from my shite social skills
6'4, warrior skull, alright face, eyes, and hair, no strange bits
it's been twelve since I don't have pussy, I have the impression that my obesity is the source of all evil
Don't be yourself, it's not working
Be the opposite of youself
The left is perfect for a shag. It's not like you're gonna see her face
>If I can do it I seriously believe every single poster on this board can
>only two years
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>tfw never had sex and never will
But in my cunt it's pretty simple just drink and go to college. If you don't have sex in college you never will.
t. Graduating this year khv