Take dna test

Bois help me. I want to become jewish, what should I do?

i bet you wont be able to get israeli citizenship

then why are you in brazil?

start by joining jewish fraternities and organizations like the b'nai brith

>i bet you wont be able to get israeli citizenship
If I get bar mitzvah'd I bet I could

I donno. I don't have any immediate jewish relatives and I tested about the same.
Besides Israel was founded by Ashkenazi slavmutts so..

Go to the synagogue and ask to be converted. IIRC, rabbis have a practice of denying three times before accepting you to start the conversion process, so remeber to be persistent

>If I get bar mitzvah'd
reported for being underage

I thought you had to do it as an adult if you convert?

Brazil has lots of crypto jews that were forced to convert to catholicism.

From Portugal/Spain?

And also from Poland

Interesting. I have a Portuguese friend who told me his family might fave been one of those because of his last name.
Where is your family from?

Spain, they even have a wikipedia page.

Are they a common Spanish-jewish name? Or are they famous?