/balt/ 5 o'clock eddition

>t. Debilas viską suprantantis tiesiogiai
Gyvenimas yra su niuansais, autiste

AAAAAAAAAH
Aš negaliu nustoti galvoti apie ją

hello friends
would love to visit these 3 cities next year
how weird it would be if I go alone ?

how much cost a pint of beer ?

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>naująpydaris naujapydarinasi
Oi, salduti... mmm... tavo elgesys yra problematiškas.

Čia tu tas kur bendradarbę įsišikęs? Sakiau gi, kad baigtum

Papasakok daugiau.

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Not really weird at all, imo. Like 2 years ago a French guy came up to me and my friend in a bar, said that he’s travelling alone and if we wanted to talk. Seemed like a cool guy and said he was having a good time. Beer is 2.5-3.5 or so, but I know a place where you can get some weird swill for 1.5

>jis vartoją kažką kitą negu “siūlas”
svetimagėda

It varies a lot. I'd say 3-5€ is a safe bet, but you can probably find sub-euro in some shithole, and 6+ for some imported hipster beers. The days of cheap booze in bars are long gone.

/lithuania/

svetimgėda*

For the French 3 euros is actually cheap

t. some French people told me last week

Its 9 :23 not 5

big
if true

My brain is now exhausted, i will go see if therrs something interesting to watch on youtube if not im going to sleep

also, unrelated, but I found it a bit funny; the last time I was in Copenhagen, before the trip couple weeks ago, was bout 8-9 years ago. At that time a beer, in a pub located in the middle of the town, just off the main shopping street, would cost about 40DKK, or 20 litai. On Saturday before last, I went to the same bar, ordered the same beer, paid 43 DKK. Copenhagen consistently ranks as one of the most expensive cities in the world, yet beer costs basically the same as in Vilnius.

>beerqueers

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On a bus to Wilno and someone's smoking IQOS

Enjoy the smell ;^)

Most latvians and estonians are russians, thats why balt generals are 80 % lithuanian posters

>taip, aš vartoju siūlas/gija, kaip atspėjai?

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We are reaching butthurt levels never seen before
youtube.com/watch?v=K4G72kPEvFo
>imagine seething this hard over a country 1/100th of your size

Lmao Russians should live in fear. NATO publicly drilling how to kill russians just a few kilometers from russian border on victory day is incredibly based, get cucked slav fags :^)

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How long 'till some slavshit janny shows up?

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Eesti ~~~

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Its 10am, the janny wakes up in his mums commie block appartment at 1500 and considers sucide for 2 hours so id say at 1700 is a solid estimate

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youtu.be/9pBVxa_fqCg

>ordered two packs of novelty condoms yesterday
>just got delivered to a postal box
wow it looks like they're not fucking around when it comes to order fulfilment

Bruh what is going on in Lithuania?

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Meant Latvia sry Lithbros

>novelty condoms
For what purpose

To wear on my penis when I tickle a vagina with it.

>even the most extreme left wing party in estonia is against immigration
lol based

>they are even against gay marriages
wow wtf is this timeline even

It seems it is only redeeming quality of pizdonia

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Taip
Per pietų pertrauką

Jau pietūs

Unemati unemati tule külla paneme tatti

Šnekėk lietuviškai

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Liar!

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based juozaitis redpilling normalfags

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>AJ

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Sometimes I wonder if he's legitimately autistic.

have sex

I will, what do you think the condoms are for?

have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=zA2xn7bqYfM
Me on right

Ji išėjo iš darbo. Nematau jos ir baisiai liūdna. O kad parašyti per daug taip vadinamo autizmo. Reik kažkaip parašyti.

Taigi palauksi savaitę ir pamirši lol, kas tu aštuntokas?

Prigerk ir nusiųsk jai penio nuotrauką.

>72
>73
wew lad

bump

thread slow today
where is everyone?

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janny probably banned everyone

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>talking to a friend
>end up joking about pissing
>I tell him how I piss
>calls me a weirdo
wtf

how do you piss?

His reaction could be completely justified, depending on how you piss.

I usually stand sideways or behind the toilet. Better splash protection.

>not peeing in a toilet tank

Too much work for no gain.

weirdo

There is NOTHING weird about not wanting to be splashed with piss.

5 more minutes and I'll crack open a beer. I even have to meet a girl later, but I'll just say I'm tired, lol

and HERE WE GO

Me too. Got back from work, gf made dinner, ate and about to crack open a beer.

sounds good, my fellow beerqueer

literally me rn

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why do you smoke inside?

because I'm a stud, I'm ballsy and I don't take no shit from anyone

I feel like I'm going crazy haha

evening, lads

evenin'

Tai kad negaliu pamiršti!

prisiryk cukraus ir išsiverk prieš miegą. Per mėnesį pamirši (kalbu iš patirties)

Sveiki, kaip malonu, aš čia pirmą kartą užklydau
Mano vardas Tomas ir norėčiau prisijungti prie jūsų bendruomenės!

Labas, Tomai. Ką manai apie žydus?

ble pisam tuos lenkus, zirgalvius ir mongolus iš GENERAL'O. nereikia mums jū!

noriu tau priminti, kad mes tokie patys mongolai kaip ir estai ir latviai

Nu ne visai tokie patys.
Jų vidutinis IQ ~8 balais aukštesnis.

nepisk proto tomašefinai tu blin... ESTAI - SUOMIAI - MONGOLAI
LATVIAI - MASKOLIAI - MONGOLAI
LIETUVIAI - BALTŲ BULIAI - ROMĖNAI
paprasta.

tiesa
cope

Oi, gavau atsakymą!
Na nežinau, atrodo ne labiausiai prie širdies, galbūt kiti forumo nariai galėtų labiau išsiplėsti ir duoti argumentus už ar prieš juos...nelabai turiu nuomonės

Anonai, mes visi panašių patirčių turėjom, tau tik atrodo, kad nepamirši, praies porą savaičių ir ji kaip neegzistavus, bent džiaukis, kad nieko daugiau nebuvo, nes būtų dar sunkiau pamiršt.

t. prieš dvi savaites pisau bobą kurią buvau isišikęs ilgai ir nematysiu daugiau niekada gyvenime

>jie papuoplė į vaginalinio žydo spąstus
SILPNAI

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patikėk, gailiuosi kiekvieną dieną

>tfw was "in love" with my cousin as a teen

wtf, why is the thread dead? cmon fags

>tjk autistas ir nesupranti, kad kažkam patinki, kol tau apie tai nepasako kas nors kitas
dabar sunku atsimint, bet kokie 6 kartai tikrai buvo

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prašau....nereikia
dar blogiau kai žinai, bet nieko nedarai

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>tfw drinking and staring at the wall
haha