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I hate you brits, you really are the worst... fuck you and die die die you scum

fuck off tretard

i have a vision for the future

is the philly yank in

*blocks your path*

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there is nothing more retarded than yanks who think nationalised health care is gommunism

open a can of worms with this shit
harem of e thots think i'm their daddy now

no you dont
be quiet

hey janny
right here pal

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I'M ON THE DOLE
WITH NO SUGAR IN MY BOWL

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If that wasn't our boy Finlad then I'm just gonna have to come out and say Finns in general are based

morning gents
the toil does indeed beckon

Based neet

>axe the monarchy

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;^)

i was radicalized by life

>there is nothing more retarded than yanks
agreed

This, why couldn't we have had a pair of working balls like the French?

as time goes on the NHS is just going to get more and more shite

dave do you laugh at your own jokes when you say them in person

just one of those days when schizo loses his shittttttttt

Is there any worst time to wank than in bed right before falling asleep?

this image is NOT nsfw

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dave doesn't exist

the best wank is right before toil

Abos to take oz govt to unhcr over climate change

Makes sense, peanut butter is American.

youtu.be/YUgnfbFNfG4

yeah?
explain this then

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youtu.be/djV11Xbc914

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u fucked it

any clairo man in
youtube.com/watch?v=dTzjk9MoUTE

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no i hate her

lisa, i'm killing our boy
:(

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lotta clambering for that spot
brat, humble yourself

Classic schizo aye boys

OH BONDAGE, UP YOURS!

the toilbus rushes me to my fate
the berg awaits, no doubt ready to crack his whip at every opportunity
at this point I'm little more than his pig

really? because for me the best is while at toil in the disabled

Would fuck soccer mum dutto

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Was quite chuffed with how I turned out

>wow dude dont say stuff like that not COOL bro

grow a pair

really fucking hate the mainstream media

Just got back from the brothel lads.

Why is he talking to himself? Has he been like this all night?

Ur dad's a shemale, thoughts on Tammy?

Morning lads. Checking on the ex this morning. Appears to have done some major uglification. Knew her obsession with beauty youtubers would bite her in the cheeks one day. Pic related, it may as well be her. Feeling well. How's it fogni?

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Ah yeah how was it lad

put themselves in these situations because they don't hear it

Tammy is my mother.

Lads i really fucked up, tried to give myself a haircut and things went okay the front is passable but the back lads holy fuck JUST what do i do. A guide fell off mid cut and the bare electric clipped BZZZZZZZZZZZZT'd off a slice of my lower neck so i tried to fix it and kept fucking up. Going to have to get my mom to line me up tomorrow or something because i cannot do it behind my head with a mirror.

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All year

at least you had a girlfriend

Hey em, I'm a shemale!

It was great. Felt a pair of boobs for the first time in my life. Haha.

Aye. I did... Once.

playing an mmo

Shave it all off innit

Haha

hmmm?

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That's how they format obituaries
Deceased's Child (Name of Deceased's Child's Spouse)
Fuck you guys are so young and stupid, never read a fucking obituary.

Phimo not pose a problem?

Aw really your first time with boobs and everything lad that's pretty monumental, glad you had a good time

Give us the quick rundown then if you'd like, bit slow here today

>why yes, I read obituaries

Lads at what age did you feel a girls boobs?

Birth haha

I'm old enough to have read a newspaper and to have had my parents explain to me what I just explained to you

>at what age

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Was curious but it got jammed on that fave mask rosey cheeked filter asian slags use and then my phone jammed just as somebody walked past
So fuck you for posting that

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17 sort of, went all in and did everything else at 19 as it were

Em's Dad's a shemale (ahah ahah)
He likes it (ahah ahah)
Em's dad's a shemale (ahah ahah)
That's the way (ahah ahah)
he likes it (mmhmm mhmm)

>why yes, I read newspapers

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Feeling ya mam's right now

fuck off joise you fucking freak

doesn't matter what rando's think, you get a better result with FaceApp anyway

but yeah nah didn't mean to inconvenience you, funny pic though ahah

yorkshite

How's the weather over there on the ropes lad?

Pretty whack how england isn't just london suburbs

Do you watch shemale porn because of your dad? Or does your dad watch it u reckon?

7am toil lads. I want off this ride

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Doggy's got a willer ahah

Emmett's dad's got a willy but breasts as well cause he's a shemale

Yeah fair
I tried it and thought it was ok but it got laughed at and everyone thought i was a bender because they thought i had put lipstick on for it because i have naturally red lips

Blimey. Is that why he doesn't answer xer calls?

emmetts gone as quiet as a mouse

Cannot believe Emmett really beat the shit out of his poor old dad just for choosing to live as a mum. Beggars belief.

I hate every doing every form of excerise and the only otherwise tolerable ones involves tons of public humiliation

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Yingluck's brother wants to buy Crystal Palace FC.

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Haha loser! I'm off to have a shower so as I can wash your cretinous virgin words away and forget you exist