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Mongolian Wrestling Edition

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dickhead

*ahem*
FUCK /cum/

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dad is talking to my half brother again
now i'm going to have to spend time with him and his family

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Why are these entitled cunts always pulling away from Uncle Joe

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Yummy.

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Fucking Frigid BITCH

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looks tasty
>wedge fries

BASED

looks like a tasty burg

I hope I get called up for jury duty soon. It's been two years now

Looks tasty

oldschool /b/ humor is so droll

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*sniffs*

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bros
jesus fuck
Chernobyl is the best show of the decade
get on that shit

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>fucking Cockblock Jeff Sessions has the AUDACITY to swat away the loving hands of Uncle Joe
Absolutely disgusting

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Is it really good? What do you like about? I've been thinking about watching it but I know nothing about it except what its about

So this first world master race american couple threated people on the streets of tijuana with a knife and got involved in a car chase through the city crashing 17 vehicles, 14 stores and ran over 5 people. The people on the streets pulled him over and beat the shit out of them till the police came.
Americans must learn car chases don't go last long outside the US because there are no freeways nigga!

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do you have any tattoos?

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perfect ominous cinematography, half the time it feels like a horror
perfect cast
perfect storytelling, extremely accurate to history
my god
2nd ep aired tonight

I *really* hope it was a roastie who got that tat

Nah tattoos are for bitchboy twinks with no body hair. I’d have to put it on my forehead or something if I wanted people to be able to see it LOL

It’s that or a tranny (male)

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no

no becuase i'm not a fucking RETARD

do trannies with blown out assholes count as roasties?

trufacts

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who knows, but the real question is why did bugs bunny like to crossdress so much?

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hi

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It's Bessie from Burlington bar you sexists

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*smacks core*

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epic

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written by gay hollyjews haha

long time no see

I wonder how many abortions she’s had lol

why is steven crowder so bad

how many Babies Burlington Bar Bessie’s ‘Borted haha

He’s Canadian

He said his daughter got a brand new report card, and all I got was a brand new sports car

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fuckin epic, bro

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not him

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This is a friend and his mom

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Jow Forums is too fast since trump and everything is now just twitter screencaps. sad!

anything Jow Forums related is sad

>riemurasia watermark
good times

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He's one of many """"moderate"""" conservative shitheads polluting the internet.

T H I C C
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redpill me on american prisons

youtube.com/watch?v=bDktBZzQIiU

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I'm going over to /b/ for a bit

they're full of niggas

He's very handsome

you can't say the N-word

it was funny during the trayvon martin case i think that was Jow Forums at it's peak

a lawyer once told me that if you ever get charged with a crime you should reschedule your hearing for friday because most crime happens on the weekend and they'll let nonviolent offenders go because the prison system is too full

Is Wrestling absolutely gay?

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dios mio, so thick.
also you're a shitty friend.

yes

"heel-thee?'
Never heard of it

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Nice waist on Mommy. He looks like a fag bitch tho lol

We believe in a thing called FREEDOM around here

whats wrong with this? Its a kids birthday party, let them have fun

so THIS is freedom

Feeling really ill.

I thought people played fortnite on their phones

yang gang is ron paul 2
prove me wrong

Who let the Indios into the art gallery LOL

They're generally overcrowded and are often crueler and less humane than prisons and jails in Western Europe. I think this is partly by design, seeing as a lot of people react with either indifference or satisfaction when they hear about how terrible some prisons are. They think it's either righteous retribution or somehow supposed to deter crime (which btw it doesn't).
btw they're also very lucrative financially. They provide a cheap source of underpaid labor for manufacturing, and private prison companies and contractors that fulfill demands for certain goods within public and private prisons make a lot of money.

>completely irrelevant and no one cares
Sounds about right

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feel like dying

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guarantee those kids are FAT as fuck.

>yfw it's a shovel, not a popsicle

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would legitimately deck a "friend" that posts a picture of me on Jow Forums. what an asshole.

>sanders not number one
We deserve the inferno coming for us

I don't know those people
I saw it on fb and repost it here because idgf

>lucrative financially
They're not though. It's more expensive for the state to keep all the prisoners so they frequently put them on probation and they're overworked and underpaid
t. interned in probation and parole

bruh have u seen jails in europe? why do americans think europe is a fancy elite ‘utopia’ of liberal values

the main difference is just that Arabs are swapped out for Hispanics

check out the movie A Prophet, breddy gud in itself and also exemplary of French prisons

surprised there aren't more nogs in the #yanggang

You'd think they'd be down with more gibsmedats

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Private Prisons are lucrative financially to Private Prison owners

you couldn't sound more american if you tried

is it true that in american prisons they make license plates?

>My name is James Cummings I am going in to porn I love extreme sex I have cum and pussy juice fetish I would love to do a dp tomorrow if you guys are interested I am clean of std i preform best with two ducks in one And I love being covered in both

Based Nigs don’t trust the Eternal Chink

thank you

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Prisons in France and some other European countries too, but I haven't heard as many reports on neglect/abuse/torture in them from Amnesty International.

feeling extremely blackpilled

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yeh they do it up here in Canada too
Based Slavery

In some of them, yeah, or so I've heard.

>Canada

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are crowded and have issues too*

honestly is a pretty fun trick, wish I could it

I really fucked up boys, tried giving myself the old haircut after i saw a nice set of electric clippers on Amazon for 23 bucks. Things went okay, the front is passable but i really fucking JUST'd myself on the back lads. How do i fix this? Is it still possible to recover and get a gf after this? I may need to get my mom involved to line up my neck as i cannot do it properly with a mirror behind my head.

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tfw poltards ruin comfy tv threads

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Cool it with the anti-Canadian remarks

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I unironically think Trudeau would win the US election if he was eligible

C'est juste un trou d'eau.

need an episode 2 link, I dont see any on tpb yet