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My first time was difficult too, user It was around 5 am and I was both a bit drunk and high from earlier All I wanted was to go to sleep at that point but then this grill who’d been flirting with me for some time, whom I’d kissed and et cetera, was feeling extra hungry (I have no idea why just go to sleep ffs)
So she grinded on my peepee and eventually got it up but by the time I’d put a condom on and tried to get it, I only managed to knock on the door :^) Tragedy if I’m honest
Evan Jackson
Should've just done the pull out method desu
Benjamin Cruz
We unironically paused halfway through my first time to eat a pizza
Thomas Smith
Yes, he is. This is the age when you will not start the family. There are only divorced singe moms.
Carson Jones
No bully.
Ethan Perez
Pull out as in back off?
Yeouch that must’ve been awkward
Kevin Reyes
As in no condom and pull out and cum on her body somewhere. I do that all the time since I don't like condoms and my qt doesn't like how expensive they are so I just pull out and cum on or in her butt or sometimes in her mouth
Nathan Harris
Maybe that was a problem but I reckon it was a mix of intoxication, fatigue, nerve and the condom Next time should be fine but thanks for the advice m80
Dominic Cook
That all definitely didn't help your case No problemo. Careful with that way though, we've had a few scares because of that lmao
Jonathan Davis
Kind of, it's a long story that also involves me getting interrupted by my flatmate telling me to move my other flatmate who was passed out under the stairs
Alexander Brown
How much would you be willing to pay for a tutorial guide with my chatting up and get lewds techniques? I use the same lines with every qt and it works like 90% of the times
DUDE I was playing chess and this cunt wanted me to go in bed with her I was tired and didn’t want to bang whatsoever. Maybe if I actually WANT TO next time my peepee will have already been hard for some time.
Anyway yeah for sure I’ll be careful with weed and alcohol. Alcohol not so much though as it just fires me up
Xavier Wright
>How much would you be willing to pay Nothing you autistic neet, have sex
Zachary Myers
>have sex I do, that's the point lol
Cooper Roberts
That's dangerous as fuck, you're going to get her pregnant lmao
Wyatt Clark
Shut the fuck up, my best qts and the one I love are from there
Grayson Gonzalez
talked for 2 hours I'm getting worried I won't get to fuck her when I see her though, not sure this is something I can get a read on until I meet her though
James Torres
based
Jayden Sanchez
I went to have sex once while being really tired and we both fell asleep naked and woke up freezing cold because we left the window open in the middle of December lmao
Well good luck the next time Frenchbro Oh I know that since she doesn't take birth control either. She took the pill once when the condom broke. We've had like 3 or pregnancy scares now I think lol. If she got pregnant it wouldn't be a problem anyway since we plan to get married in a few years, I'm just saving up for a ring now.
Dylan Cox
>go to gym to take mind off qt >they're playing love songs at the gym
Hong Kong girl at my university, we were both completely smashed, all in all a pretty grim experience but makes a good story
Nathaniel Wright
this
Camden Torres
>Hong Kong girl Cringe
Adrian Ward
Lmao thanks, I remember her insisting so much I gave in. She wouldn’t let me go to sleep for around 30 minutes. Never had someone want to have sex with me so much
You must’ve both been completely smashed. Do young’uns in the US drink much? If yes is it dàgerous if they’re caught under 21?
Nathaniel Morales
Have sex macchi
Henry Rivera
Women get horny too and when they want they want it just as much as guy does
Nope, we were sober and it was like 2 or 3 am. It depends but some do and some don't, it's all about how easy they have access to it. Though you can just pay some random person to buy it for you and most will do it. It can be I guess depending on how big of a dickhead the cop wants to be
>messages half a dozen qts >none of them immediately respond AAAAAAAAAAA I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
Aaron Ortiz
based
Isaiah Gomez
That guy has such a qt
Camden Allen
To the Aussie in the previous thread:
Yeah, I regret my entire interaction with her to be honest. She had deep rooted mental issues including but not limited to anorexia, depression and anxiety. My lack of erection probably caused another blow to her self esteem, and the worst part is I didn't even try to chase her after the fact. I think subconsciously I didn't really desire her.
I miss her but I'm over it now. I have a new cutie and I'm going on a 2 week holiday with her soon. I lost some weight, been doing nofap and I just generally have a good feeling about this. And if I can't get it up first time round, well fuck I've got 2 weeks to keep trying lol
they're generally quite arrogant and cunty, don't treat people well in relationships
Jaxson Bennett
I wouldn't pay anything, but I would read for insight
from what I've heard you're an Italian pretty boy Chad so what works for you will probably not work for the rest of us
Parker Hernandez
>they're generally quite arrogant and cunty, don't treat people well in relationships lmao, funny that you think italian girls are like that. I ain't complaining though, you can have them all
God i need a short haired French gf to bully me and blow smoke on me
Liam Murphy
All women are hypergamous thots it's true, but it's worse depending on the culture they were raised. Italian women tend to have a basic amount of respect for men, imo
Kevin Stewart
Can someone tell me wtf this is and how it works?
Levi Gonzalez
>Italian women tend to have a basic amount of respect for men
>just being yourself Nice meme. But seriously are they easier or do you still have to be chad lite? have you had any success?
Easton Brooks
it helps because exotic factor but you should still be trying to improve yourself
Oliver Scott
Chad here. Quite literally just be yourself. Honestly just talk to them "to have fun", like you would with a dude (with the obvious differences). Don't talk to them with the goal to fuck them in mind, but with the goal to have a pleasant time. At the same time be flirty, and if she doesn't send you the right signals after those sublte, sporadic flirty remarks, start ignoring her. If she comes back to you, say "did you miss me?", if she doesn't come back to you just find a different one. Here, some hints for you anons for free
>from what I've heard you're an Italian pretty boy Chad so what works for you will probably not work for the rest of us you would be surprised to know how much of a loser I portray myself to be to them, and how little difference it makes
Daniel Bell
>should still be trying to improve yourself Ok I get it, so I need to have a good job that pays well, top-notch education, dress like a faggot with a faggy hairstyle, have my own nice house, have a nice car, be super fit, be outgoing/confident, and overall be pure perfection? right I get it, I'm not going to bother then because I'm not even close to achieving any of this.
nah I'm a 5'7 NEET, I just lost weight and tried to dress better and be more confident
Carter Hall
Several qts in the past offered to pay for everything while I NEET'd it out at home and took care of our (future) kids. Don't let your memes be dreams, user
Nathan Foster
I may just be pulling this out of my ass, but if you’re not hideous and are from the US/Australia/UK then you should get replies back from interested grils. Grils from non anglo countries tend to like dudes from anglo countries. I think it’s the wealth stereotype and the sense of humor. At least that’s what I’ve experienced going to Europe and then also on interpals
Jayden Walker
lmao I literally work for minimum wage, am skinny-fat and don't own a car and girls on this site still get flirty with me sometimes. They don't need to know
Matthew Torres
I gave you the secret sauce on how to "be yourself", and this is how you treat me.
I will never dress like this, not ever in my life. I'm not a circus clown and I'm not a cuck. By dressing like this you are signalling that you are a beta simp f*moid slave.
No roastie is going to turn me into a feminized peacock bitch.
Nice meme, I always be myself and h*mans don't like who I truly so go fuck yourself normalscum.
Christian Gray
you don't need to dress like that, it's tryhard crap and goes out of fashion in a year
just buy high quality clothes that never really go out of fashion and fit you properly
Julian Cooper
There’s a middle ground between dressing like a slob and dressing like a fag you know.
Carson Nelson
you are your worst enemy, user
Carson Gray
Ah so the f*moid is the same materialistic gold digging cum bin no matter where you go, who would have guessed it? colour me surprised.
Daniel Peterson
>tried to dress better So dressed like a faggot, oh ok. >be more confident How can I be more confident when there is nothing to be confident about?
Carson Jackson
>gold digging cum bin Yup... This is will no one loves you
Ethan Nguyen
>just buy high quality clothes that never really go out of fashion and fit you properly What are they? I mostly wear sportswear because I have no idea what else to wear.
Andrew Ortiz
I don't dress like a slob, I mostly wear sportswear and nothing else, maybe some formal clothing when I go out.
Anthony Young
That's honestly what they are like everywhere you go, you are just lying to yourself. I'm being honest about the true nature of women and they are all like this.
