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The British intelligentsia edition

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Is that really what you people call "banter"? I can't tell when Pegg is being genuine.

he needs to have sex the fucking virgin

Deadlifts tonight, buzzing lads

i'm a virgin

He's friends with Gervais so he can only be serious. British atheists are particularly insufferable.

havent eaten anything out of the ordinary and im leaking liquid shit out my arse

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Pegg on capeshit:
>"ilms used to be about challenging, emotional journeys or moral questions that might make you walk away and re-evaluate how you felt about… whatever,” Pegg told the Radio Times. “Now we’re walking out of the cinema really not thinking about anything, other than the fact that the Hulk just had a fight with a robot.”
>“But part of me looks at society as it is now and just thinks we’ve been infantilized by our own taste.”

BASED!

single linking bastard
you get the rope

disgusting. keep that to yourself please

when a kiwi says theyre happy that koalas are going extinct

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What a fucking sellout cunt.

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Says the massive nerd

this man is a hero

have sex

Spurs or Liverpool, lads?

What colour are your fanny lips, mate?

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new bee man de lads
the truck dream is dead

did the man kick the ball?

will be surprised if I don't try to neck myself within the next 10 years

Ya mam

no girl will fuck me

Liverpool surely.

aye

You either aren’t trying hard enough or your standards are too high, simple as

You can tell who in the thread is a virgin because they make posts like

Na I just don’t like football

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Clicked on a link in an email because I'm a spastic but got that google red screen warning me before I connected to the site.
Heart skipped a beat a bit.

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brown mate

Should have clicked on it, pussy.

>Batman tat
>ear plug
>Darth Vader phone case

it's over for you

proofs

>slow
Perfect

kek this is me

seething virgoid

It’s an eagle and I agree the phonecase is shit I need a new one

don’t have a phone sorry

balding at an uncontrollable rate, need to make the jump and shave it all off but im gonna look like a mong

I'm a top shagger and I have a low BMI

he’s right though

need a mummy gf lads

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That muscle won’t save you from my hardened, graft forged, proletariat fist

no he isn't

a lot can change in 10 years

Just shave it. Can you grow facial hair?

I fear that day, I’m alright for now but every male in my family on both sides are bald so I know it will happen to me eventually.

Eating mashed pootatoes

eating my 2 ham and cheese rolls for dinner toil

>those little shoulders
>that haircut

Fuck that bald head with beard soy look

yeh the only saving factor is that i can grow a dense beard, but i generally keep it shaved

6'2", 84kg top shagger right here

it's your destiny. embrace it

yeah but knowing my luck it will be for the worst

Had a skin head before I was receding so I wasn’t arsed

for me it’s rodnovery

corrr

off only fools?

mad how most people actually look better with a shaved head providing they dont have runtoid facial genetics

Take the bearded look away from the soylads.

have a strong distrust of bald men

Shave it all off. Say you have cancer. Rake in the pity-shag fanny.

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c o p e

snatch is itchy today

i think ill be going bald one day

minge is smelly today

He’s right though some guys do look better with a shaved head (an extreme minority though)

Fully shaved or mutton chops no fucking beard

Gash is discharging today

long haired gimp

>mutton chops

spotted the incel

>most people
he's not right then. if it's an extreme minority, it's not most people

Skinhead thing pal, get to fuck

don’t know what that means but a quick search gave me something about racism so shan’t be pursuing this inquiry at toil

things were looking so up for me a couple of months ago
now im back to square one
rock fucking bottom
feel sick

lads

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Shit didn’t read his post properly, yeah he’s a mong

spotted the paki

anus is leaking today

Ye?

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Maybe like 0.1% of the worlds population

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going to go down to the store and buy malt liquor and get drunk lads

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don't

im going to

What dog is this then

Would like to shave my head just to see how it looks and then I will have an idea of what I will look like if I go bald.
Don’t want to be dealing with it growing back though, hate that length where it’s not shaven but not long enough to style either, truly the virgin haircut.

am 5’8’’

buy a piece of fruit instead
i like pears

Ya mam doesn't seem to mind lad

>mutton chops
alri isambard

every bald man eventually suits being bald as long as they keep their remaining hair short

I was peeling potatoes for me mash yesterday and some of them unironically had blight

just an apple with a fat bum init

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google reckons it's a labradoodle

need aus gf

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>malt liquor
FOY

Haven’t been drunk in months now I’m getting older the hangovers are a killer.
When I was still a student I could get completely fucked three nights in a row, now I’m in bed all day feeling like shit from just one night of drinking.