The British intelligentsia edition
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Is that really what you people call "banter"? I can't tell when Pegg is being genuine.
he needs to have sex the fucking virgin
Deadlifts tonight, buzzing lads
i'm a virgin
He's friends with Gervais so he can only be serious. British atheists are particularly insufferable.
havent eaten anything out of the ordinary and im leaking liquid shit out my arse
Pegg on capeshit:
>"ilms used to be about challenging, emotional journeys or moral questions that might make you walk away and re-evaluate how you felt about… whatever,” Pegg told the Radio Times. “Now we’re walking out of the cinema really not thinking about anything, other than the fact that the Hulk just had a fight with a robot.”
>“But part of me looks at society as it is now and just thinks we’ve been infantilized by our own taste.”
BASED!
single linking bastard
you get the rope
disgusting. keep that to yourself please
when a kiwi says theyre happy that koalas are going extinct
What a fucking sellout cunt.
Says the massive nerd
this man is a hero
have sex
Spurs or Liverpool, lads?
What colour are your fanny lips, mate?
youtu.be
new bee man de lads
the truck dream is dead
did the man kick the ball?
will be surprised if I don't try to neck myself within the next 10 years
Ya mam
no girl will fuck me
Liverpool surely.
aye
You either aren’t trying hard enough or your standards are too high, simple as
You can tell who in the thread is a virgin because they make posts like
Na I just don’t like football
Clicked on a link in an email because I'm a spastic but got that google red screen warning me before I connected to the site.
Heart skipped a beat a bit.
brown mate
Should have clicked on it, pussy.
>Batman tat
>ear plug
>Darth Vader phone case
it's over for you
proofs
>slow
Perfect
kek this is me
seething virgoid
It’s an eagle and I agree the phonecase is shit I need a new one
don’t have a phone sorry
balding at an uncontrollable rate, need to make the jump and shave it all off but im gonna look like a mong
I'm a top shagger and I have a low BMI
he’s right though
need a mummy gf lads
That muscle won’t save you from my hardened, graft forged, proletariat fist
no he isn't
a lot can change in 10 years
Just shave it. Can you grow facial hair?
I fear that day, I’m alright for now but every male in my family on both sides are bald so I know it will happen to me eventually.
Eating mashed pootatoes
eating my 2 ham and cheese rolls for dinner toil
>those little shoulders
>that haircut
Fuck that bald head with beard soy look
yeh the only saving factor is that i can grow a dense beard, but i generally keep it shaved
6'2", 84kg top shagger right here
it's your destiny. embrace it
yeah but knowing my luck it will be for the worst
Had a skin head before I was receding so I wasn’t arsed
for me it’s rodnovery
corrr
off only fools?
mad how most people actually look better with a shaved head providing they dont have runtoid facial genetics
Take the bearded look away from the soylads.
have a strong distrust of bald men
Shave it all off. Say you have cancer. Rake in the pity-shag fanny.
c o p e
snatch is itchy today
i think ill be going bald one day
minge is smelly today
He’s right though some guys do look better with a shaved head (an extreme minority though)
Fully shaved or mutton chops no fucking beard
Gash is discharging today
long haired gimp
>mutton chops
spotted the incel
>most people
he's not right then. if it's an extreme minority, it's not most people
Skinhead thing pal, get to fuck
don’t know what that means but a quick search gave me something about racism so shan’t be pursuing this inquiry at toil
things were looking so up for me a couple of months ago
now im back to square one
rock fucking bottom
feel sick
lads
Shit didn’t read his post properly, yeah he’s a mong
spotted the paki
anus is leaking today
Ye?
Maybe like 0.1% of the worlds population
going to go down to the store and buy malt liquor and get drunk lads
don't
im going to
What dog is this then
Would like to shave my head just to see how it looks and then I will have an idea of what I will look like if I go bald.
Don’t want to be dealing with it growing back though, hate that length where it’s not shaven but not long enough to style either, truly the virgin haircut.
am 5’8’’
buy a piece of fruit instead
i like pears
Ya mam doesn't seem to mind lad
>mutton chops
alri isambard
every bald man eventually suits being bald as long as they keep their remaining hair short
I was peeling potatoes for me mash yesterday and some of them unironically had blight
just an apple with a fat bum init
google reckons it's a labradoodle
need aus gf
>malt liquor
FOY
Haven’t been drunk in months now I’m getting older the hangovers are a killer.
When I was still a student I could get completely fucked three nights in a row, now I’m in bed all day feeling like shit from just one night of drinking.