Yes I'm proud Cretan

Yes I'm proud Cretan
Yes I love my island more than the rest of Greece
Yes we're superior than the rest of ""Greeks""
Yes we're more developed than the rest of Greece
Yes we kicked our local muslim population and sent them to Turkey

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I went to this place in Assassins Creed. It was shit.

Went to Canada in The Long Dark and it's even shittier, you guys are third world. I can barely survive for 4 days

Crete is full of natural wonders and history.

>Yes we're more developed than the rest of Greece

Tourist ghettos and money laundering is not sustainable development Sifi.

I want to Firenze in Assassins Creed and could not find any Africans to buy cheap sunglasses

Been to Crete. It was super based.

I went to Berlin in Wolfenstein. The city is fucking depressing.

seething mainlander, enjoy your concrete shithole

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I want to Berlin in real life and it was even shittier.
Also I want to Paris in The Saboteur and it was not black& white.

Μαλάkα Κρητιkέ
:)

Tell me the truth about Cyrpus. What's their endgame?

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based

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>Μαλάkα
thanks to ass creed odyssey I know this word

I don't know about their endgame but I know about their infinity war.

Here is the endgame.
2023, Turkey's secret treaty obligation to not wage offensive war again expires (1923-2023). Cyprus will be annexed into Turkey.

To become part of Greater Israel

Why don't Cretan women leave their milkers bare anymore

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is it true cretans are into honor killings and stoning women? can i fuck a cretan girl and not get killed by her uncle or brother?

t. Cretarab Serbshit

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I went on holiday in Crete as a kid it was pretty nice, I think Agia Pelagia was the name of the town, weirdly enough everybody spoke Italian.

>honor killings
not anymore unless you go into some isolated village which you shouldn't go there in the first place
>stoning women
lmao never, so yeah you're safe

>isolated village
Interesting. Any examples of said villages?

Anywhere in Southern Crete

Also some isolated villages are Zoniana, Anogia, Asi Gonia, Moires

>you shouldn't go there in the first place.
now i want to go.

Remember you're speaking to pic related

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Crete is rightful Russian clay

Since when?

>zoniana
Neat caves. Is the drug cartel really that prevalent?

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You fucking fore*gners don't ever come here, only fucking isl*nders crave for t**rist cocks

>Is the drug cartel really that prevalent?
Yes.

why do greeks like to act so tough on the internet when they are really nice people irl?

they r cucks. big man keyboard warriors, effeminate polite boys in person.

we're only nice to Italians desu

based and una razzapilled

I remember reading about the Cretes. You guys are based

No, fuck off shitalian subhuman

You owe us Northern Epirus and Smyrna

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cringe

Had incestuous relation ships and mudered my children in the Western Germany of CK2. It was great.

why are you angery brother?

Cretan Greeks are mixed with nigger slaves that were brought to the Ottoman Empire, which forbid miscegenation for Muslims. Greeks are overall 6% nigger.
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cringe

Please say "Gulen is cool and I adhere to his teachings"


I wanna see what happens to me you, roachbro

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Do Cretan women still dress like this?

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>Yes I'm proud Cretin
The absolute state of greece

Stfu fake prussian-true Russian subhuman

Chill out man. You're just a small tourist spot. If anyone wanted to take you they easily could.

Everything is rightful Russian clay

>greeks
they are seriously the one people who have a way overinflated idea of themselves.

Only for Turks.

das rite wh*te boi, run while you can from the MAVRO TAURO

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Achilles is supposed to be a twink, didn't BBC even read Plato's Symposium?

An actual Cretin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This thread is gold

I’n Envious of Cretans

Hotel and surrounding area only with nordic people and all the servants were swarthy manlets greeks.

Truly felt part of a superior human race when in crete

>island goatfucker
>superior human

lmaoed

Stfu Germanoid

I see you too are a man of culture.

I'm med

I'm greek

Basado mi hermano
Cool

>Cool
thanks

based autist