I am so grateful that i have long blode hair and fair skin

I am so grateful that i have long blode hair and fair skin
if i was brown i wouldnt wanna live desu

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The casting in those films was so dire.
>Let's make Haldir fat and have stubble, #YOLO

i don't know a single swede with long blond hair that isn't a bullied aspie

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elves are the mary sue race and deserve to be burned in their sacred groves

Why was that elf fat?

Because Peter Hackson can't direct.

Noldor masterrace coming through.

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i dont know a single swede who visits Jow Forums that isn't a bullied aspie

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I am so grateful that i have a hairy body and plenty of facial hair
if i was a low test hairlet i wouldnt wanna live desu

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>daily reminder that the majority of ((((Swedish)))) """""men""""" bleech their hair to seem blonder than they are.

Elves can grow beards, though, they're just not filthy ratty manlet beards. Smelly dumb Naugrim scum.

>Elves can grow beards, though, they're just not filthy ratty manlet beards. Smelly dumb Naugrim scum.

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Unironically, blacks in the US claim to be the original Romans, Russians, Egyptians, Europeans, Chinese, Japanese, Greeks, and Lord of the Rings elves.

>who are Círdan and Mahtan?

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>"w-w-who are Círdan and Mahtan?" - mutters the elf bitch-boy

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>I get all of my information from World of Warcraft

>I get all of my information from World of Warcraft

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How does it feel that no woman will ever want to fuck you due to your bitch hair and
Bitch skin?

the shitskinned cope

Norwegians aswell

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Swedish women like darker skin though

instagram.com/rurikgislason/
this guy gained over a million followers after world cup and is a model now

where is the rest of this image

only because you got trips
hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/InCase/257085/ElfButt

Google it faggot. Women find blond men disgusting because blond hair is a womans hair color. Woman like tan men with black hair, not ones that look like women and fags.
Oh whoopie, a football player has a few followers. How many of them are homo men?

some men just look better. it's life.

>long hair
gay

some yes some not

lotr is so fucking gay like holy fuck what kind of homosexual pussy is going to root for fucking HOBBITS AND ELVES holy shit

I have very dark hair and blue eyes
this is the best combo

That is true, but blonde hair can be okay if someone has an otherwise very good face and dark eyebrows.

That is the best. Especially black hair.