Scandi niggas be like "my name is knut nice to meet you"

scandi niggas be like "my name is knut nice to meet you"

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>be american
>be born
>give tip

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americans be like "please take some of my penis away from me mr shekelsteinsberg" and then get shot

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I don't get it?

yeah righto, knut

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zoomer "banter"

americans be like "my name is pidor nice to meet you"

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why is Jow Forums so obsessed over dicks?

>is well-spoken and polite
>nigger
Seems contradictory

SEETHING

>be American
>cant handle banter
Nothing new

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epic post

>be american
>go fill up on some gass
>it comes out as a liquid

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>european """""""""""banter""""""""""""" is using the same joke over and over again
You'll never be Brits, just stop it's embarrassing.

Anglos really be naming they kids "Dick"

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based

>be American
>name kid "Dick"
>part of Dick gets chopped off

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>be american
>be born
>parents call you Dick
>jewish doctor chops your head off out of confusion

>Gasoline

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>be american
>be born
>parents call you Dick
>jewish doctor takes off your scalp out of confusion
>walk around telling people how you look aesthetically pleasing and how it's much better than having a scalp
>get shot

>be amerishartmutt
>die before you get circumsised because of school shooting

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>be american schoolperson
>you hear gunshots
>it's a school shooting
>take out your gun to defend yourself
>police come and shoot you after confusing you with shooter

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>be euroshit
>get raped by migrant
>call cops
>they get raped by migrant too

>be american
>post on 4channel
>it's a shit post

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why are americans obsessed with races (especially black men fucking white girls)?

but all the cuck spam comes from euros

that's because americans are 50% of the posters and trolls know their audience.

sounds like cope to me

>Americans be like "my name is tyrone gibs me your wallet"

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>so, uhhhhhh, two pfffff ahahahahah AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Americans Ahhahahahahahaahhaahhahaahahhahahahahahah walk in a OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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BASED

In Russian knut means whip

Tbqh laugh every time some burger says that

severe lack of tipping/clapping going on here

Clap with your tip
Oh wait
YOU CAN'T

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>clap with your tip
americans really don't do this

>be american
>forget to clap when you tip
>jewish doctor shoots you and takes the rest of your penis
can't make this up lmao

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of course they can't they don't have a tip

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>Be American
>Culture around cutting baby dicks
>Complain people outside of his country are obsessed about dicks