Reminder, the first semi-finals of the Eurovision Song Contest starts today 21:00 CEST

Reminder, the first semi-finals of the Eurovision Song Contest starts today 21:00 CEST.

Mods better sticky the shit when it starts.

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that's a guy

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A Muslim guy.

Will Lena's Satelite and Loreen's Euphoria ever be topped? Top tier songs

who are you rooting against tonight?

For me, it's Czech Republic and their high-pitched annoying faggot boyband

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eww kek

he's not fat but if we still don't win with this then I don't know what to do

I wish there were more songs in native languages. It's just the usual Balkan suspects that do this. Iceland is lit desu senpai, but probably some sandnigger freak, Sweden or maybe even the Netherlands will win

Don't worry, he's getting the "woke/yas queen" vote. That was enough for the winners of 2014, 2016 and 2018

Wow
Muslim bois look like that

How many shitty ballads this year?

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Too many

Get hyped for Iceland and Portugal tonight for the memes.

delet this now

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What could have been

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At last we're sending a meme entry.

place your bets

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WRONG. It's usually us neolatins doing it.

Apparently Binland is sending Darude

I'm still mad

Going into this year blind and not looking up the songs prior. Can't wait.

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>goyvision

Eurovision is literally the most soyjak thing on this planet

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Holy shit we Europeans, Come Jews and fucking Azerbaijians.

It's Jow Forums tradition

You Europeans are total faggots, what a gay event for you all to rave about.

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You are in for a treat, my friend.

/esc/ thread when?
me too, I kinda want to have a fresh opinion

100% agreed

Where can I watch it?

2018 won legitimately. Stay SEETHING yuropean.

SEETHING

the feminist chicken won legitimately... in a legitimately garbage tv show. legitimately nice.

Dubs and Iceland wins

It was a song to ride the #metoo wave. I'm not saying it's illegitimate, it rather just tapped into le woke crowd. That's how a lot of songs win

wth heck norway?

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I wish Eurovision would go back to Europeans being weird as fuck and having bants, as opposed to this "hidden political message" that's an easy win

This is gonna be a good year for weirdos

Does Dutch song have any messages? It seems to be the favorite to win this thing.

No, but France will likely win because of le androgynous muslim + le fat-acceptance ballerina

I haven't listened to any song apart from Lithuania this year - I go in blind every single time unless I happen to hear another song by accident.

Lietuvos gabalas nėra labai geras šiemet desu
>jis net neturi Lietuvišką vardą

France's entry
>non-white
>arabic-sounding name
>probably muslim
>androgynous/transgender
FRANCE YES

>tfw we are ruining islam with our based cuckery

never been as proud to be from EVROPA

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Wait so its not all on one evening anymore? probably not gonna watch desu

Nice Miko cosplay Norway

nah the hype is already fading. He jumped into the top 5 in the odds thanks to the staging, but the song was too weak to start with. I don't see him toping neither the jury or the televote. The winner will be between Australia, Azerbaijan, the Netherlands and Sweden.

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To ogabno babo bi jaz poslal na njivo orat s svojim dolgim rilcem, njeno grozno kruljenje pa prepovedal

it's always two semifinals

Weird he didn't boycott the contest since it is held in probably the most anti-Arab country ever.

pomisli na meme, ki bi lahko nastali...

It's been like this for a while now
>First semi-final on Tuesday
>Second semi-final on Thursday
>Grand final on Saturday

Foreigners everywhere in Tel Aviv.

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If he wins, he'll be stoned
If he loses, he'll be stoned

:^)

cringe
your actual entry is way better

Stay safe, Mr. Goldstein.

Mogoče bi zmagali, ker bi žirija mislila, da je transvestit

>France
This is why we need a merging of church and state

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če nismo s sestrami...

I just noticed France has a muslim faggot princess.

what a great show
much inclusivity
such tolerance
very equality
wow

Based thread picture

Mahmood

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Who is she

Portugal's entry is a little too homo desu

>tfw ko nikoli ne bo orala mojega dolgega rilca

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Eurovision is a freak show contest, that's how you're supposed to win.

Who is /ourcontestant/ this year bros?
I nominate Slovenia
youtube.com/watch?v=2C9W7MbDivU

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Wayyy more people outside than I usual, no idea why.

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Isn't ours literally homo?

can't wait

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Raiven, she placed 2nd for our Eurovision contestant
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raiven

>mfw Ukraine was going to win this year but they didn't want to host AGAIN so they aborted eurovision for a year

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Just take a moment and enjoy the power of Sami Joik later. Israel gave us 12 points.

Yeah.
We had a blind religious (and maybe couldn't walk too but I don't remember) contestant but they refused to do something in shabbat so they quit I think.

Excuse me, the only time zones universally known by everyone are North American time zones. Next time use Eastern, Central, Mountain or Pacific times in your post if you want to be acknowledged. Thank you

You lads /comfy/ ?

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shut up non-eurovisioner

I thought your top theology engineers had invented special microphones for the cripple team

As long as I know he's a cuck that uses "nosotras" (femenin form of "we") even if there are men present as a way to be "inclusive". Just another retard, like Amaia and Alfred last year.

Yup. No hope for us winning this thing so might as well watch and laugh.

*sips*
2006, now THAT was Eurovision.

Če bi počakali še par let, bi imeli gotovo že več šans

bruham

I'll definitely be comfy unless Hamas fires something and then I'll get a heart attack.
I think it was more about not coming during shabbat or something.
And I was talking about when they were choosing the Israeli representative btw, forgot to mention.

Have BDS shills done anything yet?

Let's pray for his overwhelming failure then.

horrifying reminder that the estonian televoters gave this 12 points

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RATE FUCKING NOW

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People are whining and boycotting but we had a #metoo song by a fat woman so it was an instant win and they got to respect that

they look like brainlet wojak edits

>singing in your own language
>disabled performers
>non-standard song in untypical genre
Nothing wrong with that.

>user still lives in 2003

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10/10

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how easy it is to have sex in tel aviv right now?

what i never understood about Jow Forums was that eurovision is very obviously a homosexual campy thing, but then int gets upset at the degeneracy of the homosexual act winning the homosexual sing song competition.

fear not, our imported discount dima bilan is ukrainian
we'll win it for you

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I thought miki was based, I liked watching him in OT last year. but then again I can't understand spanish, so if he talks cuck then I can't hear it

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>We'll win it for you
Jeigu tik.

I miss 2004-2007, that was prime Eurovision

>Just quit Jow Forums for the last time
>Remember Eurovision

youre here forever

>2006
Amazing year in Eurovision

Based chromosome band

How come did you watch OT?

There is a difference between flamboyant eastern european songs and a degenerate jewish performance whose message was literally #MeToo.

STEP ASIDE FOR THE WINNER
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