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This didn’t happen and this fellow should be shot for concocting such a cringe fantasy in his little peabrain

His decrepit mam talks like a bender

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yes this is definitely the vocabulary of an 82 year old woman

Does anyone else really miss not having to shave every day when they were an adolescent?

>Holy Wisdom Shitballs

i have shit facial hair growth so i wouldnt know

Haha EPIC! So fuckballs amazo! Such radtastic super ownage!

I get stubble all over my face and it looks shit but I still shave it off

i have rather long fingers myself
never found anyone that beat me in ginger size amongst all my classmates

>holy wisdom shit balls
imagine typing this unironically

Lol reminds me of that HOLY NEWFAG SHITBALLS guy

The good thing about having long fingers is when you're poking a lass you can make them cum quicker

The fucking NERVE of people that type HOLY WISDOM SHITBALLS.....

moron

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What should I write a song about lads?

>14k retweets

the next generation is doomed

I grow thick facial hair everywhere except the moustache
look like a mufti after a couple of days

>say stupid thing
>laugh at someone saying stupid thing
you get triggered by this lmao

>Haha, super mega dino robot ferrari that shoots laserbeams from its boobs! Giant spaceship spaced like a dick!

You can always tell which ones are the soiboys by seeing who tries the hardest to sound "like one of the boys". The faux-raunchy, "imaginative" cursing is a dead giveaway.

thinking of moving to poland

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It’s fucking cringe and typing something like that without a hint of irony is symptomatic of some developmental stunt where you speak and act like an autistic child

a girl named peggy sue

well their population is horrendously low
that's one way to increase it

Unironically my mental narrative but replace Obama with Varadkar and Mexican Gardener with Polish co-worker

based poles

So what if it's cringe? How does it effect you? Snowflake

Anyone seen this?
It's playing here in an hour

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more of a peggy gou man

rorke fuming

>16m views in 3 days
if you haven't watched this you're missing out

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Based
Reminds me of the biscuit game but just less bent

Poles are fucking weird, god knows these were probably some fucked up village people. Poles are retarded peasants who can’t even learn English. Eastern Europeans in general are smelly and weird as fuk.

i thought everyone played that? we didnt call it sun and star here in newcastle we used to call it lasties and its common for every 14-16 year old

remember who I used to wank proper slow on purpose so I got to eat the biscuit

love graphic design me

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YUCK!

seething cause he can't understand the sheer boldness of the alpha Poles

Something to do with absorbing heat, read this on BBC months ago, shan't be wasting my time watching it.

ah yes the north

Did you make this?

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He's lying

Modernity has dispossessed man of his sovereignty. Where once he ruled the affairs of his life, now he is foisted into a grim machine, on realisation he ejaculates 'where are the walls? how do I opt out?' to which he cannot know for the walls have been built in his own psyche. What then, could be the plan of action for our intrepid denizen? Does he shoulder the yoke he knows dehumanises him or follow the path of his blood and forbears and seek a new place to build

>pictures that make you say "based"

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rorke shiteing himself

Poles are the absolute gutter of Irish society, they smell like shit, they’re weird, they work runt tier jobs like dishwashing and carwashing and they have a strange yellowish hue to their skin (they don’t even look white)

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Oh my god what a fucking ledge
*gets Jeeves on the line to ready the runt hunt rifle*

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na mate
paid for that BRRR typeface though

You guys ever watch the Jeremy Kyle show and go "where the fuck are these people coming from? I've never seen anyone like it."

Well due to a change in shifts I've started taking to going to this workman's cafe in the middle of the day on weekdays.
That.
That is where they are.

Saw a fat white girl in there and she had 3 babies with 3 different skin colours.
Hilarious.

fucking HELL

>on realisation he ejaculates 'where are the walls?
Did you write this? Haha it’s trash, very strained attempt at sounding profound

They literally never have non whites on jezza K

my threads are doing ironman numbers

they literally all come from the north

I’ve grown up around Jeremy Kyle-esque types.

too stoned
nintendo

odd
In australia most people have coffee at a cafe

My family dog got put down a couple of days ago. Absolutely loved her. Knew she didn't have long left and thought it would destroy me when she died.
And now i feel nothing. I can calmly think about it and fucking nothing. Its a new level of emotional stuntedness

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sue

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nah full english at a workman's cafe is just pure bliss

your egg, your beans, your sausage, your two slices of toast, your bacon.
just sublime.

proper fills you up too.
You can go all the way till 8-9pm without even snacking.

sociopathic freak of nature

The fleas seek the warm folds of the big dogs coat hoping to siphon the warmth they are incapable of producing themselves

apathy is the word you're looking for

my da's parents are getting old af and he's kind of emotionless when he talks about his dad slowly becoming weaker and deteriorating.

I think at a certain point death becomes more of a release.

listening to metallica

maybe it'll hit you later. im sorry for your loss anyway

theyre not allowed to call it a "rifle" now for whatever bizarre reason they have to call it the "weapon system" which is the most ridiculously autistic term imaginable "go and fetch three weapon systems from the armoury" i mean just get real

free today on my own without any weed

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I have never seen a polish male / irish female couple but plenty of the opposite

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catyank cope post

Clunky as shit, reads like it was written by a Down syndrome

Going for a run, you should too

its a dog, you only feel sad for a day

i am hot and based

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You're allowed to, it's just not the correct term.

fucking fairies

me on the right

Unironic tune lads

youtu.be/bo_efYhYU2A

clicked on a dodgy email link yesterday and I've spent the entire day paranoid as fuck

my knee hurts a bit. I need some rest

*opens my arms towards you*
Would you like a hug mate?

listening to Natasha Beddingfield

not bent btw

i remember a girl from my school got expelled when a video of her getting peanut butter licked off her fanny by a spaniel started circulating

Jeeves... we're going to need the bigger rifle...

like yeah a phalanx is a weapon system brimstone is a weapon system but some metal gun that jams every other shot is most certainly not a """"weapon system"""" its such a horrible yank/airsoft thing to call it just ugh

might do something drastic