Hong Kong edition
/brit/
cara
Ya mam
big fan
Tim Ho Wan's bbq pork buns are quite possibly the tastiest thing I've ever eaten
do NOT post in this general, fucking anglos
wonder why there isn't generic brand alcohols here in the US
like what law is different or is it just a marketing thing
my brother is gay lads
even more pressure on me to have kids now
Are cocker spaniels alright? Looking at puppies for saw
China needs to give Hong Kong back to us
i wish you could buy anything that wasn't lager for less than $70 a case here
is it true you're a homosexual?
For sale I mean, won't be sawing them
it says and friends
why is ireland so gay?
Wish I was born a royal
they can be mental and you'll need to look out for grass seeds
never going to happen
you fucking wish lmao
but you have very good salaries so all is well, right?
I'm sorry to hear that mate
so it's true?
howl a lot as puppies, but great dogs, very affectionate and a bit mad
no, dont post here you are not our friend
stay away
ted has just confessed to me that he's gay
>pengometer explodes
no
I fuck women that may be hard for you to understand or even envision as being part of someone's life and character
a sad young adult existence of solitary masturbation has led you to a comfort with the male body that makes homosexuality seem more normal to you
at the supermarket today
i'm a vegetarian but was VERY tempted to get some sausages
contents of my bowel movements today have been far from what one would consider regular
scran
Vegetarian sosidjes?
hate europe
hate europeans
need them to racemix and be replaced by non white immigrants
Gonna make friends playing Magic the Gathering
I don’t, a child of some rich but irrelevant aristocrat yes but a royal, no.
You wouldn’t be able to fully enjoy all the money due to the media always keeping tabs on you.
That and you would have responsibilities like opening swimming pools and shit. You would also be expected to get a job despite being really rich so you don’t have the public calling you scroungers.
yeah but i can't see myself being able to get a full time job
don't like bikes where the seats come up higher than the handles
what are they playing at
why are you posting here
ted has just explained to me his sick and perverted story of masturbating in the bristol township jail while imprisoned for pedophilia
victims aren't friends you monster
mite cop this
hang yourself with a belt
Knew a vegan at uni who got caught ordering chicken selects at maccies after a night out.
Even had vegan in his instagram name the melt
means you're always going downhill innit
used to collect magic the gathering cards but played it with serious players once and it was literally one of the most boring experiences I've ever had
my bike is like that. I feel stupid when i ride it and i reckon it's bad for my back.
>what are they playing at
One word:
Benders
ted and moni are planning a magic the gathering tournament
>got caught
hardly a crime is it you daft cunt
helps you form a feminine body, along with the crushing of the testicles
ChAnGe PlAcEs!!
uh unless you count MURDER?!
aye i get the idea is probably something to do with reducing air resistance but i can see it playing havoc with your spine
getting lifemogged by some girl i found on google pictures
seems to be some sort of scientist that works in the field and she has pics of her treks through alaska and some boat trip around svalbard
today’s outfit
svalbard must be ruined from all of the yuppie scientists smashing around there
my cousin shot a commercial or something there
probably but im not so professional biker. just use it bcuz it's practical in the city. had it for free too
The pakis believe that if you kill a "kaffir" (non-muslim or enemy of Islam), you will get all their gold and your wife will get all their silver
Did you look at what the top decks were and duplicate one
ted's criminal cousin executed someone on the island of svalbard
post em
don't got a job innit
Where's your PC at, knobbler?
Should've made China sign the lease til 2199 can you imagine a British Hong Kong in the 21st century would be based
thought that iron was an elbow pad there
subhuman can you fuck off to britfeel and find another desperate loser to shag your arse
>The pakis believe
why don't you just say "we"?
doesn't look good overall. especially the neckbeard, the socks and the shoes
do NOT post in this general
Post the blank one then you little divvy
Doing a watch lads
remember that video game reviewer twat who died of arse cancer haha
i mean look at this guy sincerely
Na China would want it back regardless, they were only patient because the lease was nearly up. If it still had a couple of hundred years left China would be pressuring the UK for it back and we wouldn’t be able to stop them.
think it’ll be alright, doesn’t look like it but it’s as big as the netherlands and belgium combined
close to yours
business idea: trade the Falklands to China for Hong Kong
Pull a Falklands on em
(But nah I get what you mean)
sitting at 1800kcal 100g protein so far today
Reckon it'll work
Bermuda should be part of the US
hahah why his willy is so small
Hope your not on a cut lad, 1800 is a lot for this early in the day.
why?
What happened to kiwis? Are these loooosers banned here?
im one of those people that doesnt stay in touch
like i might hang put with you every day at uni for 3-4 years but as soon as uni is over you would never hear from me again in your life (unironically)
dont know why i do it, it isnt malice or ill will, just simply do not stay in contact
just a 'little' bit of fun so i drew on a wee todger
it used to be part of Virginia in the early 17th century
it's virginfreakitis
all me
a literal child then
could already tell by the unsolicited mention of "uni" and the redditspaces
I’m the same, had loads of good mates at uni but I don’t see the point in still speaking to them when it’s very unlikely I’ll ever see them again.
so part of britain?
that was a good haircut. don't like his current one, makes him look like some homeless hippie
same kind of
probably the reason I have very few friends
all virgin freaks should be forced to live in virginia while all shaggers should be forced to live in shaggachusetts
anyone noticed turt looks like Ant-Man's Russian mate?
no
virginia
do you have a learning disability?
cousin refused a 10k a month job in switzerland