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Wait a minute... There's no such thing as the wallet inspector

friebdly reminder that youre not welcome in this general
DO NOT POST HERE, BRITKEKS

strumpet

bet her father's proud

When did you fight the Swiss Guard?

Lissnin black sebbath

beep... beep...
think I've got something!

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What are you arranging this time lad

Same, feel like I just have this constantly running in my head

youtu.be/3cVRmp7xMQ8

N

Which nation is that poster referring to?

I know this girl. She's from Newham.

Fuck off, my current pics don't count, I'm getting ffs

HEAVEN

Muuuuuust beeeeee there

how much will it cost to get everything done that you want doing?

Cute

FaceApp-me-as-a-girl looks like the kind of girl that would tease a bloke on tinder but get bored and not take things anyway

hypothesis: mtf trannies are largely autistic and high iq, are over-represented in programming etc and do a huge amount of online censorship

Do one of these gender swap pics so we can get an idea

>that doesn't count, it was pre-HRT
>that doesn't count, it was only 6 months HRT
>that doesn't count, it was pre-FFS
when DOES it count?
don't start calling yourself a woman until it does

Sad how Ozzy was based and woke conceptually exploring the metaphysical realm in a shamanesque manner with jesus at his side then he got like all weird and corporate

‘are you one of those incels?’
t. my 15 year old sister

New Zealand

Phwoar reckon I might need the old hrt

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>I'm getting ffs
for fuck's sake?

And thus my posting cycle has come full circle

Adios amigos

I’m joining brum in the next place (real world)

'well i wouldnt be if you had sex with me'

he's gonna pay a third world surgeon to remove chunks of his skull

ffs = fathers failed son

bloody hell what the fuck

mate...

morning laddies

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sharon had to do something to tame him tbf, he was going completely off the rails
he'd be dead by now easily without her

absoluste state of you

Based.

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Hehehehe he

The image that stopped a nation

My dad just said I look like a "kusra"

Essential stuff (nose, adams apple, chin) would run me just over 10k

Other important stuff like my forehead and jaw would take it to 20k

screeching

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Ayo did you know that
>*sails to new world, genocides natives, blames America*
I said did you lot know that
>*kills civilians on bloody sunday*
did you KNOW that
>*colonizes half the world, raping and pillaging as they please*
did you know that Germany
>*creates the Indian Raj through the EIC essentially turning an entire country into their own private workforce, proceeds to partition the country*
Germans are actually the
>*puts boers in concentration camps, genocides them*
Germans are the ROOT of
>*creates the sykes-picot line*
Germans...
>*exacerbates a famine in Ireland to purposely kill them, forcefully ends the common speaking of Gaelic*
Germans are the ROOT
>*creates famines globally, from Ireland to Bengal*
Germans...are the ROOT of all evil...

could say he was going off the rails on the crazy train haha

Start with the nose

ah

Pls stop

You will NEVER be an attractive “woman”

Spend that money on a fucking shrink

Gonna see him live in concert next year

>Essential stuff
*lists three separate elective, purely cosmetic surgeries*
How the fuck does one become this mentally ill

scandalous you can't get that stuff on the ennaychess
bloody treeza

>stupid paki falls for the memes so bad he actually cut his dick off

You realise you’ve just been groomed by the freaks on this site

don't understand how non great looking men manage to pursuade pretty girls to sleep with them

Normally, you'd get it all done at the same time

I just want to pass, don't need to be a 10/10

Been said a million times, but confidence

LUCIEN ON MY VISION THATS THE ONLY THING THATS TRAN

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you already pass moni mate
you just need a haircut and better clothes

Confidence is one of the most attractive features a man can have.

youtube.com/watch?v=mqD8tdCG7eU

Are you overweight?

Confidence (money)

One thing I give homealone credit for is never engaging with fellow name/tripfags. One of the most frustrating trends is for these personality whores to talk to each other because they are both so desperate for attetion that they know they will get replies.

my BMI is 30

you said you already do
please keep track of your bullshit

Nigga I reply to myself fym boundaries

why /britfeel/ and /britpol/ are utterly dire these days

alri homealone

as of yesterday no

Very

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I am underweight

And I can't unravel riddles, problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing and that's I love you (I love you)

When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton

i'm very confident but doesn't matter haha

nigga hahaha lol kek broooo

How is that even possible?

sunderland ought to be an area of outstanding natural beauty

*surreptitiously googles kusra*
lol

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have never posted on either, but i'm gonna take a punt and say they were always dire

skinnyfat

Fuck Barbados

Ital is vital

HOPE YOU'LL BE SHOWING YOUR PUSSY TONIGHT BABY CUS I WILL BE WANKING MY COCK !

Loooooool
Wtf is a moldova

such a spot on insult

hahahaha man such a great joke keeeek

Brilliantly factual post

Dat na dem Barbadian?

Thanks

Most women wear jeans, so it feels more natural to wear them too. Dresses are nice but not really me

As for a haircut, I like it short but I feel I probably need it to grow it longer

>Wtf is a moldova

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gave up the fags lads, been 2 months since i last had a smoke next step is to cut out soft drinks

yes

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Soft drinks should have been cut out first, they're infinitely worse than fags.

lads, remember when that school shooting happened in 2015 where the lad posted on Jow Forums beforehand which caused normies to flood the archive to the point where it all got deleted?

well they got all those old posts back

a mouldy pavlova lol

Haha, thanks, lads, lol

dad said giving up cigarettes was the most difficult thing he's ever had to do, including burying his wife and parents and all that