I'm committing suicide tonight, I can't pay rent and my gf left me. Fuck crypto and fuck those French request bastards

Sometimes I wish my wife would leave me so I could reorganize my financial life and have more money.

I wonder how many REQqies have unironically suicided at this point. I mean the chart looks so fucking dead, I can't even see a gbr moving our shitty bags up.

Forreal, don’t do it. You need some no-crypt in your life. There’s a lot to explore out the. Maybe the reason you get out of bed tomorrow is something brand new.

what is different about this guy's hair in the second pic, i get that his jaw is different but how do you get hair like second pic if you have hair like first pic? my hair looks like left pic and i want it like right pic

He got a better haircut and used some product

Take the pic to a barber, they'll know exactly what to do

This. Live stream for inspiration OP.

Just kidding don't it OP. Just hold and I guess live in the woods hunting rabbits.

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lol
>getting married

After watching that incel vice report I was shocked many of you guys arent even joking about suicide even if many are.

Suicide is the dumbest thing ever dont even think about it. I once almost got to that point in my 20s but at that point it liberation cause then fuck it the world is free to explore.

I now have lovely wife and know God is real. Turn to Christ frens unironically. Dont turn to the darkness.

Kek imagine how many retards blew small fortunes away

Smoke some DMT first

>god is real
you're lying

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I'll never understand why people don't want to just go crazy and fuck prostitutes fully bare, do coke and heroine and every single drug and if you live through all that THEN die. At least it'll be one epic night

It's not the end of the world guys, suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems. You don't want to go through with this, 90% of failed suicides regret they ever tried to commit suicide. (btw you have an 80% rate of failure and a 60% of injuring yourself permanently such as being handicapped, organ damage and other unrecoverable injuries). I'm serious, don't

the gayest way possible to die is while you're alone

Didn't read; put me in screencap

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>I can't pay rent.
Move out and try somewhere.

>my gf left me.
Get a new one.

Kek has spoken
Take advice

lol this, easy solutions to average problems

If you're going to kill yourself you might as well try heroin first, it'll make all your problems seem like nothing. Better than ending it all.

once you know you're gonna die those things won't give you any happiness. Would you enjoy a lambo and a mansion knowing you're gonna die next week?

Do it pussy

Breivik did nothing wrong

I wouldn't enjoy those even if I wasn't about to die.
I'd enjoy a harem for sure though.

whenever you doubt the mozarella, ask yourself if your doubt's judgement has higher credibly than pwc. (hint: it doesn't)

dont do it

At least live stream it faggot.

>he thinks suicide posts are just ironic maymays

That's funny. Society is fucked and we are all depressed, more people are socially stunted than ever, we are mostly (at least americans are) all dealing with debt because of government propped loans, coupled with the college meme shoved down our throats, can't afford rent unless you have a good well paying job so many stay home with parents for longer than makes them happy, unless you room with a bunch of friends it is not feasible, most of our women are promiscuous sluts there is no such thing as modesty anymore. Women get celebrated for acting like whores while men get criticized for being actual men, wanting a decent woman, masculinity is looked down upon.. It is impossible to raise a family unless you want to be poor or were born into good money (though this has always been the case).

But nobody wants to have families anymore either. All our women are being told to go to college and start careers and they are acting like men now. We are being dragged further and further away from the American dream and other countries hate our shit. Would probably destroy us if given the chance, most are ignorant to that though. Political system is a joke and boomers were terrible fucking parents, I just see broken adults everywhere I go. Shit is pretty fucked, and we are supposed to somehow accomplish something amid this 4th industrial revolution? More control will be given to the elite in this time and that is really it. Standard of living is expected to go down. In the future old people will far outweigh the amount of young people because we aren't having enough kids. Oh and we will be alive to fully witness the effects of climate change. I don't want to die but I am not enjoying living as much as I want to. Shits fucked.

You’ve reached the first step to success-stop caring, live recklessly, shit on assholes, be the person you want to be.

Good: one less mouth compete against for food; thanks for amusing us with notification of your suicide, but fuck you for wasting this post and the electricity associated with it in your selfishly shallow bid for our attention.
>now post the live youtube stream you're going to broadcast it on

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Christ is cool, but I find turning to HATE works well -- no darkness where the angry fire burns brightest -- and, well, it just works. I hate everyone, so I never feel betrayed. I hate myself, so I never feel bad about the things that happen to me (cuz I hate that guy). I hate you for reading this. Right now. Do you feel it? HATE. I HATE YOU!

Don't, there's so much you can do with your life, which doesn't become evident until you're about to lose your life. You may not have a lot to live for right now but you can turn your life around and do great things.

I am reporting this heresy to our Bog Masters.
You are dead.

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If you’re gonna off yourself might as well drain your wallet first

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Dibs!

just admit that you fucked up and go live with your parent

> Activate quantum immortality

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