/brit/

getting ghosted by seemingly any girl i speak to that i find mildly attractive these days
only ones who are keen are ones i don't fancy at all
why does the world work this way

wish I had Tim’s life lads
Lives on his own
No toil
Playing guitar and piano all day (instruments I can actually competently play)
Living in the south east
He’s got it made

Thought I was the smart lad annoying my sister by taking a sip out of her mug of tea and then she tells me she has a cold ahaha only me ffs

iktf
having said that, i also ghost plenty of girls who i don't really fancy
c'est la vie

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You've just got to squint more bro

Perhaps you're not giving out enough positive vibes, bro.

too many brit threads at the same time

Unironically been ghosted by a girl today lol

Why's he doing that?

i know why they're were oppressed, because it was the only way to sustain our species

did you know that to fight giraffes go next to each other and try to hit the other’s throat with the top of their heads?
bet you didn’t

My life is genuinely so grim

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thanks for linking the thread CUNT

Genuinely don't care

Working on my seminal album

okay explain why it is more grim than mine

any way to ungrim it?

never been a big fan of south of france tbf. But Corsica, now we're talking. Best landscapes I've ever seen. And the beaches are amazingly beautiful

genuinely don't care that you don't care

Been sucked in a nuanced way
Very impressed

Genuinely didn't. Thanks. Giving this a watch now.
youtube.com/watch?v=KQLPL1qRhn8

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having the classic toil lunch of three hard boiled eggs and 2 clementines
toilberg is quite chuffedthat i hardly have to leave my desk

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Need to obtain the power of a sumo wrestler.

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When did Bitcoin reach 8k . I missed out again

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bradleywalsh.jpg

filled with righteous indignation again

Move out the country

stupid wh*toid

lads

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posting on the think tank known as /brit/

embarrassed myself this week

>doggo

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missed their (you) last thread so is the philly user still in?

You might have linked the new you gaggle of absolute cunts

yeah mate

A meeting of minds
Like the eating of limes

mad innit

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alri

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ya mam

need your arse wiping too? spastic cunt...

aye

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supposed future housemate turned her nose up at the house we viewed because 'it's too quiet'
the house was perfectly fine, and there's no other fucking houses in her £600-£650 pm poorfag budget (or would have to look at flats), which i tried to explain and she's not bothered to reply. she said 'let's keep looking x' - at what you bint we could be waiting for the next 6 months
fucking women infuriate me
/blog

Keep it up with the high quality posts you fucking freaks

The Governess is the patrician's Chaser of choice.

G

Ya man pass that duppie and praise almighty jah haha
Shout down babylon haha
Stay irie yeh

U sound like her bitch mate no offence also blog on

thats how it is and thats how it goes
act like you know when i creep real slow

Is that Cersei on that Mercedes advert.

what kind of sumo is that doesnt look nipponese

G.

>too quiet
do NOT take this woman as a housemate

where are you looking for houses

nothing beats a cold one after the beach. also british edition for the lads

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alri
How much does it cost to live in philly nowadays?

Ye

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Emmoid

youtu.be/y50eNpEqbTg

who we are has no bearing on how we appear desu

cuck beer

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Rubbish

I'll drink to that!

Voice makes me diamonds tbqh.

oh thank you for supporting the dutch economy

You a driller lad?

rather not say

do they not realise muzzers aren't allowed to have a 'cold heineken'

america is leftypol: the country. founded on the leftist notion -rejection of the monarchy

Moon out lads
Heard someone claim the moon's out as often during the day as during the night but not sure I believe it

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not bad

Lime juice? Love it

There is no you/i lads.

see

Just having a think about it all you know lads, trying to get a bit of perspective you feel me

imagine thinking the moon disappears

Are you from the north east pal?

Wheres the man

heineken makes alcohol-free beers now

I get it you don’t want to incriminate yourself, a huwhyte boi understands. Fuck the pigs bro!

peng ex gf

no ides what you're on about eoghan

Nah, yorks

>Fuck the pigs bro!
Is this a common expression among Irish farmers?

to be honest its only in the UK and very strict muslim countries that they recognise this.

I've been to quite a few muslim countries where people openly drink

Gosh people on this website know so much about so many things! Will probably get really smart if I stay here and absorb all your knowledge by osmosis haha

Doesn't alcohol free still have a bit of alcohol in it?