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FIrst for fuck niggers and fuck jannies
OWO what's this...?
>tfw started unironically wanking to interracial
I took a spicy shit in your burger
Which one of your KEK SOYBOYS wants to fight???
what kind of combo?
Me me me
Bm/wf
*pins you down*
need to poop
*cucks you while you are running around like a fool*
Why are youtube recommendations so shit? I pretty much only use it for music or for history and firearm related stuff, but it recommends me some meme lets player reacting to video games.
In the incognito mode history will not writing.
>it recommends me some meme lets player reacting to video games
firearms and video games are equally soy
my ancestor
jealous of having nogunz, sven?
A beautiful cat steppin' in, reppin' in, checkin' in
To see a whole lot of A alike niggas like me
Just travelin' through what's up son how are you?
Ain't nothin' what you gettin' into
Just cheesin', freezin', skeezin', pleasin', reason rhymes
Trees and dimes, legion lines, cohesion limes
And squeezin' mine as we bump and grind
we have plenty of firearms over here sweaty
I'm talking about you specifically.
Probably can't even handle the recoil of a 22 lol
I thought Swedes were more grenadiers than riflemen
you obviously haven't seen the gun i'm carrying in my pants ;)
oh we're trained for everything over here ;)
LOL
ive never shot a gun :(
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHEN IS GOING TO BE SUNNY OUTSIDE I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUMMER
unironically had rifling class when I was 7 years old at an overnight camp I went to
rifling what, through each other’s pants and touching tips lol
WoW classic confirmed
no, it was a class on how to properly load, clean, aim and shoot rifles
yeah i bet you did a lot of loading over there if you know what i mean
its been confirmed for like 2-3 years, it was the main selling point of the new expansion which released like a year ago
check out a shooting range sometime. they'll show you the ropes.
no we didnt get drunk there
we're talking about the image bud
I’ve never taken a class on load
wat
what image
my image contains a release date
since when do 7os drink
our instructor was a russian so he was just teaching us how he learnt as a boy
wish i did my finnish conscription service... damn you parents why did you convince me out of it 7 years ago
please don’t take too long releasing your image
it's already uploaded in the OP of this reply chain
oh
god...
bless
america
I like my coffee like my bush era secretaries of state
not too dark
and a little sweet
just ate a snack but still hungry
same
Eurovision will be in 1 hour.
soyimagereaction.jpg
>Let’s try these Eurovision goggles
>Everything looks exactly the same
never seen
never will
>Eurovision
>Location: Tel Aviv
BRUH LOL
who else remembers this epic meme lol
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what
>At 4:07 a.m. today, a driver of campus' late night shuttle reported to University Police that he had parked the shuttle at the university's Physical Plant at x and xth streets. The driver had gotten out of the shuttle when he was startled to be approached by a man carrying what appeared to be a rifle slung over his right shoulder. The man told the driver "Don't worry about all this. There are a lot of bad people out tonight that I need to take care of." The shuttle driver got back into the shuttle and drove off. He last saw the man walking in a southeast direction away from campus toward x.
d-do i go to class today anons
>make one (1) viral video
>make $60M
living the dream
I think I have a gf now
Just bring your rifle for self defence and you’ll be alright
didn't read lol
Does anybody know ANY mobile poker games that let you play with friends and doesnt require facebook? I use to do this in the fucking 90s why is it so much more difficult now? FUCK THE ZUCK
explain
What’s the deal with brainlet languages with accents? Is it really so hard to infer which pronunciation to use? English has some of the most irregular pronunciation of all languages and doesn’t need accents...
he was successful in korea before the single, he got international recognition after it
I envy eurovision contestants.
what’s korea
/cum/ @ 19
me @ 14
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western nips
How come? Do you enjoy singing?
went back to spotify
sorry apple music ur trash
cannot describe how much I hate myself.
finally a relatable post
>listening to music
I should be dead.
>woke up around 10 maybe
>cleaned the house
>ate some bacon and ice cream
>now I'm getting ready to play video games
>there are normalfags that woke up hours before me to start wageslaving and are STILL doing it now
A girl I went out with twice told me she wants to try a real relationship with me
why dont girls take estrogen if it causes even boys boobs to grow, instead of getting tit jobs
my eyes are exceptionally red.
They do, it is called birth control.
Manchester outed as a virgin freak LARPer
so trans people just take birth control?
met a qt grill my first day on the job today
why do Midwesternern girls sound like they have a speech impediment of a toddler when pronouncing their D's?
it's really cute and I can't stand it
pregnancy is no joke, pal
why am i alive.
No, girls take birth control.
Mind, I am not endorsing birth control. I think it is an abomination, not only because it enables casual sex which is degenerate, but due to it's environmental effects such as exposing the entire population that consumes public water to excessive estrogen.
i dont care about your stance on birth control right now and that didn't really answer me question. why do women get tit jobs instead of just taking whatever trans people take
made a grilled cheese for lunch
the fuck is that? that's not a grilled cheese
Because they want instant gratification. Taking pharmaceuticals for the sake of vanity is just as disgusting as getting plastic tits. Hang all the whores.
>bread
check
>cheese
check
>butter
check
grilled cheese
HRT gives u cancer and stuff. Not a good idea unless you’re severely mentally ill/handicapped
Looks good bud
you're supposed to put the cheese between 2 slices of bread and rub down the pan with butter and the front facing bread with butter and heat it up until the cheese melts you spastic