Where do I start on becoming a Francophile?

Where do I start on becoming a Francophile?

Attached: France.jpg (378x250, 6K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=CtP6mNeN6yE
youtube.com/watch?v=q4BPacAbK4c
youtube.com/watch?v=H9fa9aWFbLM
youtube.com/watch?v=abfQQ1hzN9M
youtube.com/watch?v=tVKWiseNGUU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Learn Arabic

stick a baguette up your arse

Comme to québec

Gib green card I'll teach you for free

You should try to insert a baguette up your bottom.

Force the entrance of your rectum cavity with a baguette

put bread in poo hole

There's a lot of way to become Francophile. For example, try to find a traditional French baker, buy a baguette, and put it in you colon.

Poo on bagoo

Buy Innocence a Plague Tale, it's a great game from a studio based in Bordeaux and Assassin's Creed Odyssey, from Quebec.

youtube.com/watch?v=CtP6mNeN6yE

Stretch your anus for the first test (shove a baguette in it)

And I forgot to mention shove a baguette up your ass.

Hey OP, disregard all the retards in this thread. You actually have to put a snail down your peehole.

>have patrician taste
>become francophile

Put a shelled mollusc up your urethra AND slide a famously french bread up your rectum.

Watch Les Mis

baguette in pooper

The french hat, you know the on, must go into your ass

learn to give up

put a baguette in your poop dispenser

ononono frenchbros we're supposed to be in charge here, why are you going with the baguette in anus meme bros

my friend put some french bread up his bum two years ago and he's been a francophile ever since

Be like him
youtube.com/watch?v=q4BPacAbK4c

Attached: kerouac.png (600x382, 183K)

import a baguette vending machine

Place une baguette dans ton anus.

Astique-toi le polichinelle après l'insertion de la baguette.

Insert a long bread into your posterior orifice

>He does it for free

Sorry I meant a Francophone, not a "Francophile"...

Why is everybody ITT being so rude?

Being francophile helps with becoming francophone so go shove a baguette up your bum.

>mhhhhhhhmhm... MHHhm... j'arrive... J'ARRIIIIIVEE... oaaaaah... ah...

What did she mean by this? I don't speak bourgeois.

Vive la France.

meme answer my friend what were you expecting on Jow Forums?, serious answer beside the obvious french lesson; listen to many old french singers, the flow of those old songs will help you a lot with with the prononciation, listen to gaisnbourg, brassens, Ferré, Brel (he is belgian but his singing is great.
youtube.com/watch?v=H9fa9aWFbLM
Also watch french films with sub.

WHY do non-French singers produce the best chansons?

youtube.com/watch?v=abfQQ1hzN9M

youtube.com/watch?v=tVKWiseNGUU

Read about the /comfy/ period of Merovingian france

Read Camus.

Calisse toé une baguette dans la raie du cul

convert to islam

Do you speak any French?

French foreign legion

don't do this OP, the training is pretty harsh from what I've heard

Meh if you’re not fucking stupid you won’t get smacked around so much

VAL JEAN, AT LAST, WE SEE EACH OTHER PLAIN!

If you like it then you better put a baguette in it.

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh.

the Revolution

fpbp

When I finally stopped repressing my homosexuality