Where do I start on becoming a Francophile?
Where do I start on becoming a Francophile?
Learn Arabic
stick a baguette up your arse
Comme to québec
Gib green card I'll teach you for free
You should try to insert a baguette up your bottom.
Force the entrance of your rectum cavity with a baguette
put bread in poo hole
There's a lot of way to become Francophile. For example, try to find a traditional French baker, buy a baguette, and put it in you colon.
Poo on bagoo
Buy Innocence a Plague Tale, it's a great game from a studio based in Bordeaux and Assassin's Creed Odyssey, from Quebec.
Stretch your anus for the first test (shove a baguette in it)
And I forgot to mention shove a baguette up your ass.
Hey OP, disregard all the retards in this thread. You actually have to put a snail down your peehole.
>have patrician taste
>become francophile
Put a shelled mollusc up your urethra AND slide a famously french bread up your rectum.
Watch Les Mis
baguette in pooper
The french hat, you know the on, must go into your ass
learn to give up
put a baguette in your poop dispenser
ononono frenchbros we're supposed to be in charge here, why are you going with the baguette in anus meme bros
my friend put some french bread up his bum two years ago and he's been a francophile ever since
Be like him
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import a baguette vending machine
Place une baguette dans ton anus.
Astique-toi le polichinelle après l'insertion de la baguette.
Insert a long bread into your posterior orifice
>He does it for free
Sorry I meant a Francophone, not a "Francophile"...
Why is everybody ITT being so rude?
Being francophile helps with becoming francophone so go shove a baguette up your bum.
>mhhhhhhhmhm... MHHhm... j'arrive... J'ARRIIIIIVEE... oaaaaah... ah...
What did she mean by this? I don't speak bourgeois.
Vive la France.
meme answer my friend what were you expecting on Jow Forums?, serious answer beside the obvious french lesson; listen to many old french singers, the flow of those old songs will help you a lot with with the prononciation, listen to gaisnbourg, brassens, Ferré, Brel (he is belgian but his singing is great.
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Also watch french films with sub.
WHY do non-French singers produce the best chansons?
Read about the /comfy/ period of Merovingian france
Read Camus.
Calisse toé une baguette dans la raie du cul
convert to islam
Do you speak any French?
French foreign legion
don't do this OP, the training is pretty harsh from what I've heard
Meh if you’re not fucking stupid you won’t get smacked around so much
VAL JEAN, AT LAST, WE SEE EACH OTHER PLAIN!
If you like it then you better put a baguette in it.
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh.
the Revolution
fpbp
When I finally stopped repressing my homosexuality