/brit/

yes I know, but thanks.

Based

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probably because he's a decent person

Christ, she's literally perfect.

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Yes

yes that'll do nicely for my willy

Eating mashed potatoes lads

I've shagged better looking birds tbf

if the world was communist we'd all be sharing the same toothbrush

maybe, but we would all have girlfriends

looks like a gear head

what were you doing exactly age 17

we'd be left with the dregs while the party members get the cream of the crop

Pretty bent to be 'crazy about women'. Man up, little faggot.

still cant believe they murdered alfie evans

smoking weed
going to metal concerts
driving around

vile, grim, etc.

More like 1 cum bucket assigned to an entire estate

I am completely over the ex
I will never feel sad about her again
I will enjoy texting her as a friend

hearts of iron II
masturbation
mount & blade

Lucky bastard. Bet you got a 10/10 personality on top of those 10/10 looks, don't you , lad, haha?

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better than seeing the chads getting absolutely all of them.

she dumped you?

>I will enjoy texting her as a friend

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if you don't smash gear then you're a virge

simple as

shagging you're mum

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listening to durutti column and staying in my room

>i'm a retarded loser who will be 40 and single: the post

just booked the airbnb in slovenia lads. holiday is officially a go-go

Buy it if you want, I'm not that fussed, right. Shop around, come back, it's up to you. I don't wanna push you into anything.

looking for a my own place as i got kicked out by my folks

would shag her but only in her arse. bet she'd love it too

shagging birds

youtube.com/watch?v=gasW6LPzml8
post kino

Partying and shagging. You?

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blog on

i get my hair cut every 16-17 days

is that the fag who was trying to blackmail others into being gay

suck ur mum

wanking and being a loser
still doing that 4 years later except now im at uni

i will - especially nearer the time and during the holiday itself. hope you enjoy the blogs x

wow slovenia wow

better than germany thats for sure

need to get my shagging license renewed but im too anxious to set up the interview

holy fucking shit!!!!! that DUDE is blown OUT!
you said that country is better than HIS!!! holy shit balls bro

honestly would shag his arse

lad there’s a website that may be of greater purpose for you
Wordpress.com

Just got blackmailed into taking a massive cock up the arse, haha.

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had more holidays, than you had hot dinners

no
delet this

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I was in college, killing time before I had to start work

good for you

nah /brit/ will do fine :)

>is that the fag who was trying to blackmail others into being gay
You mean all gays?

We all hyped for Eurovision tonight lads?

You must be fat.

>am a virgin
>have never harmed anyone in any way
>have volunteered my whole life
>hate gays

i'm a perfect christian lads

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are you trying to say your dad was blackmailed into it?
cope

Don't watch the semis, ruins the surprise for the finals.

for me it's every 5 weeks

looks really bad after about ~2/3 weeks once the skin-fade grows back in

Thought jewrovision happened later in the year wtf

>weird polak mutt at some cringey evangelical church
everything I hate

Waiting for a Hamas suicide bombing 2bqh. There's def going to be at least one during this year's contest.

yanks can’t be truly christian, they’re a godless nation

kek jewrovision classic doug!

Bloody depressed about it all lads.

I suspect the security will be tighter than last year

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*plops my semi onto your face*
well this isn't ruined OwO

youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

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Why does /ita/ post barry chuckle as their op pic all the time?

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How much did you revise for your A levels lads?

don’t know

>2.64 MB

no data until June now cheers cunt

Didn't know they made a film about /brit/

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That's not barry chuckle lad

because muslims actually have morals and a set code of ethics to follow

>blackmail others into being gay
lol that's not how it works

none. got four A*s

have never genuinely studied or "revised" in my life only have given the appearance of doing so

nigger

Dabbing on my a levels lads

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I'm 6ft tall. Don't lift, don't consume enough food and as a result I'm around 10 stone weight. I'm actually underweight. Fucks sake.

we know

love the dirty brown prossie aesthetic that are charlie likes to explore

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girl I know threw a tantrum because she didn't get into cambridge

aye

ironic coming from someone whose official state religion is solely based on the fact that some retard king 500 years ago was borderline impotent and couldn't produce a son

*looks up from my physics textbook hiding my laptop*
no you don't