Imagine not being an American

>In 5 years we will repeat a thing people were capable of 50 years ago

We truly live in the worst timeline.

Careful Ned
This one's a hot potato

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trump will lose the elections and next president will trash the project like always

>le rich people are evil!!

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He’s actually very likely to win.

what will they do there?

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There's no way he loses. It's extremely rare for president to lose reelection.
More like "rich people brazenly violating norms and getting away with it because they define said norms."

If you haven't destroyed property at least once in your life, you are a slave.

It’s quite literally impossible to fugg in space so I doubt fugging on the moon will be possible either

Have sex. Get a job.

will americans fill the moon with ads?

That would be even worse. The moment he hears that Earth is Flat from Fox and Friends NASA will be relegated to prove that for the next four years.

Hot take: The American flag on the moon is an advertisement for the US

Your breath smells like cock.

Eat ass

>Moon
Why though? There's nothing there.

try in the name of fucking science, you lazy NASA bastards

For French military doctrine*

First they need to see if you can get an erection on the moon

You would know

Because DUDE I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!! THEYRE SENDING A WOMAN TO SPACE AS WELL???!?! THIS IS SO WRICKIN EPICCC!!

Will we finally get to see if sex works in space?

In the vacuum of space (aka when there’s 0 gravity) it’s impossible to get an erection, so we’d have to wait and see if the moon has enough gravity to make erections possible

There are currently two women in space.

Yeah but could a woman have sex though?

If it was fake why didn't the soviets call us out?

F I R S T L E S B I O N I C S I N S P A C E

Pornhub tried to crowd fund the first ever space porn video but they were 2 million of their goal, also according to them an erection is indeed posible in space

They have a similar problem as men work the 0 gravity thing, so we’d have to wait and see

>In the vacuum of space (aka when there’s 0 gravity) it’s impossible to get an erection
Even full on viagra ?

it wasn't announced or televisioned. normies won't have that. this woman has to bring the flag and put it where the other one brought by a man was, then fuck something up during their return and show the world how mysoginitisc men can be when it's a women making mistakes

I doubt an astronaut ever brought up Viagra to the ISS, but from what i recall with a NASA Sex Ed video I got forced to watch (yes, that exists and yes, I’m a 19 year old Zoomer which is why most of the other Americans ITT probably never heard of it) they explained about how the blood needed for an election gets funky in space, same with sperm production so you can’t even dryhump till the sperm comes out

Even the USSR admited we actually landed on the moon. You're either in denial or you're a schizo.

>a NASA Sex Ed video I got forced to watch
hot

friendly reminder that all american astronauhts have to learn russian
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You can thank the commies for that. You guys have done nothing for space travel in over 30 years.

The video basically part of a series of how the human body works in space, it was roughly 18 minutes long and was entirely a diagram with no humans except for a stock photo of a couple in bed for 3 seconds

I hope it's a white woman and a black male

Was it presented by a qt in a lab coat?

Why do they have to pay so attention to the gender of kosmonauts?
Literally who gives a fuck?
If the person selected for this kind of job passed all of the required tests I see no reason not to let them go to the moon or space

seething

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It will be a white male and latina female, as God intended.

It was presented by a 70 year old man with eye glasses that were thicker than binoculars

>Man pulls out dick
>It swells out and explodes
>Woman pulls out vagina
>Cervix falls out

The mission involves seeing the effects of space on the body, moron. Both sexes are needed for data.

But I thought sex is a social construct?

you are confusing sex with gender

America should focus on sending a men to space first.

Imagine if the women is a men.

I feel like these mars/moon mission are announced every other year and nothing ever becomes anything of them

We should focus on sending robots to space. Humans suck.

>Muh moon
I’ll give a shit when someone goes to Mars.

We will have 8k live streaming this time, user.

because they also faked a lot of shit and the CIA knew about it

>You guys have done nothing for space travel in over 30 years.
Except you know, they did take your fat asses up to the ISS for the last 10

This but unironically

Matthew 19:24

Proof?

Yes brothers, let us return to the cosmos from where we came

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Lol. Nasa still buy Russian space engines.

because they couldn't afford the space race so they just gave up and "admitted" america landed.

>Monaco

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thankfully i dont have to imagine it
shut the fuck up euronigger cuckold

To believe the moon landings were faked, you'd have to _considerably_ overestimate what 1960s moviemaking technology was capable of.

i used to think moonlanding conspiracy folks were absolutely insane

now im one of them

Based

I remember someone saying a guy who was a member of the CPUSA or something started the moon hoax conspiracy.

I mean he's not wrong...

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CPUSA has been filled with feds since the 50s so that makes sense.

>NASA is planning on sending humans to the Moon by 2024.

They have my axe, but I'll believe it when I see it.

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It was a guy Bill Kaysing whose parents were charter members of the CPUSA. I saw a video of him once and he had about the approximate science knowledge of 9/11 truthers.

Not criminal.

can't wait for diversity olympics on the identies of the astronauts

Wake me up when that actually happens, those niggers have been saying the same shit for over a decade by now.

Why send people to the moon when rovers can be used instead?

They are. Or at least they were if they didn't belong to the gang. Those who aren't priviledged would have to sit years in prison for the same things.

You deserve death.

>woman
>american
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MASSIVE cope

>Maybe we spent billions of dollars catching up to do something that has literally no use but at least we were the first to do it!

There's a reason they never sent more people to the moon. The Soviet Union contributed far more to humanity with its space exploration than the US has ever accomplished. Even now, they're depending on the Russians to do their work for them.

>The Soviet Union contributed far more to humanity with its space exploration than

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>2024

Nope, never gonna happen.
India Superpower by 2030 is more realistic.

Why are Americunts so gullible and low IQ?

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Don't you know how much technology we use every day came out of the race to the Moon? In fact the Apollo program was one of the main reasons why the personal computer revolution of the 70s-80s happened.