Women are always a horrible investment...

Women are always a horrible investment. But how do you maximize life value while satisfying the penis and minimizing investment costs and risks?

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Masturbate

This girl was fucking perfect before she decided to get those godawful surgeries.

Similar to a shitcoin, you pump and dump them.

this

thats a heavy braaaaaaaap

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broads be the best investment a playa will ever make ya dig
spend a 10 stack taking the bitch on a holiday, get her hair done, wardrobe of clothes an shit
then drop that bitch off on the track she be bringin a Playa back a stack at the least every night ya dig
shit bruh within a week you already black and if you got game the bitch ain't be black and blue either, feel me playa

i cannot understand this retarded fucking paragraph.

cous you ain't nothin but a trick ass Busta my man

sheeeeit

just imagine slamming against that while you fuck her

i will never experience that

Get a wife who is already set for life.

pics? link?

sauce plox

99% of the time you end up
>constantly paying more for diminishing returns
>desires and satisfaction on a crash course for 0
>if you've had kids before this point you're fucked
>genetics fuck your kids

if you're low in conscientiousness you can always be a player:
>get Jow Forums, get /fa/
>attract women out of your league
then buy low sell high
>start up relationships and dump them near the end of the infatuation phase
ghost them, dump them, whatever. Just try to do it in such a way that you don't miss out on the next opportunity. This way you can keep dates cheap and maximize good sex. She doesn't know you that well so you can flake on her, treat her however you want but just keep her on a thread until you're ready to give it up.

If you're a high conscientiousness individual then this won't work for you and you're probably fucked to the cycle of falling in and out of love until you and some rando settle for eachother

By renting women, stupid. Thinking they have anything to do with wealth generation is why you haven't made it. Women are who clean your clothes and house and cook your meals, while you're working. Anything else is pointless.

If you want peace and quiet, don't get married. If you want no control over your life, your assets, your kids, or your sanity, get married before you try to make it in anything.

Lana Rhoades

unironically hookers. bang a hooker once or twice per month it'll cost you $500 max and you can spend all the extra free time you have making money. or you could pick up roasties on bumble and tinder but you'll end up spending more money that way.

this guy gets it. never get emotionally attached to women just like you dont get emotionally attached to your shitcoin. pump and dump.

be chad

virgin hi

it's 60$ USD for a model in europe. suck and fuck

ty user

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