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first for nil point
redd/int/ and faggotvision in a nutshell
second for the danish qt will be my future wife
>Dare to dream
>Rene Descartes
Ok retard
Guys, I envy them.
Post forgotten qt's who didn't win
How many ballads tonight lads?
>Rene Descartes
retard
why is san marino's contestant some 40 yo turk?
>San Marino
If San Marino can fucking contest in Eurovision, why the fuck can't Sealand.
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She should have won that year, not that hobbit with the fiddle.
very low iq post
>no title
So will your cunt be voting for tonight?
Every flag with a cross in it for us.
why not this as op tho
big fail
For G*rmans, here is the Austrian livestream, I personally find our moderator to be a lot more funnier.
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This is our city now, chosen ones.
ooga booga where the chosen women at?
>Ireland
>giving UK points
Pick one and absolutely only one. Every fucking year we give them and Australia 6 and we get fuck all back.
I miss the German accordion girl in the 2014 eurovision.
Because San Marino has a million people while sealand has like 5 living there...
san marino has less than 50,000 people
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only came 6th :(
OYY VEEEEEY
On 14 May 2018, Yaakov Litzman, leader of the ultra-Orthodox party United Torah Judaism and Israel's former Minister of Health, drafted a letter to the Ministers of Tourism, Communications, and Culture and Sports, in which he requested that the event not violate religious laws: "In the name of hundreds of thousands of Jewish citizens from all the populations and communities for whom Shabbat observance is close to their hearts, I appeal to you, already at this early stage, before production and all the other details of the event has begun, to be strict [in ensuring] that this matter does not harm the holiness of Shabbat and to work in every way to prevent the desecration of Shabbat, God forbid, as the law and the status quo requires".[175]
According to Jewish religious law, Shabbat—the holy sabbath—is observed from just before sunset on Friday evening until Saturday night. The Saturday evening broadcast of the show, which will start at 22:00 local time, will not conflict with this. However, the Friday evening jury show and Saturday afternoon rehearsals would. Similar protests arose in the lead-up to the 1999 Israeli-held competition, but then there were fewer competing teams allowing for certain adjustments to be made to accommodate the issue.
The Chairman of the EBU's Eurovision committee, Dr. Frank-Dieter Freiling, noted that he was well aware of the tension, and has plans to address it in his communications with the Israeli broadcaster.[176] Shalva Band, who will perform as the interval act during the second semi-final, withdrew from Israel's national final citing similar concerns on possibly performing during Shabbat in the rehearsals for the final, should they have won.
i want to have sex with the danish qt
Based Sealand poster.
this picture makes me uncomfortable
based and correct
> it's a "russia mustn't win" episode
holy FUCK i want her so bad
>it's a "russia mustn't win" episode
That's every episode user
I feel bad for Sobral :(
t. faggot
i thought that israel was the sane secular oasis amongst religious extremists in middle-east
If I remember correctly she was a army pilot or something
haha no
> it's a "germany and britain fight for last place" episode
suck my dicky wicky babbie boy
*muffled noises of Messieurs les noyés de la Seine in the distance
I unironically enjoyed this song
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Sweden's song was generic as fuck, but you can't expect a Russian song about peace to win when Russia is in the process of eating up an European country.
I gotta give props to Lazarev for the most spectacular show in Eurovision history.
>Unironically listening to e*rovision instead of TÜRKVİZYON
>that moment of unimaginable relief when Malta or Cyprus give you those first pity points and you avoided nul point for anther year
>its a spain swoops in and takes last place from both of them again episode
when is TVRKvision
not Jow Forums related, move this shit to /mu/
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all those copycats the next year were embarrassing
Our entrant this year
technically its both, schnookums.
did someone piss in your pasta water today or something?
are you new?
Our song is pants. Even pity points can't save us from last place
>it's a germany and britain realise they're shit but france still has hope episode
nah faggot
The date isn't known yet, but I'll guess that it's going to be in autumn
Last place is fine, just not 0 points.
And it can't be worse than last year surely
I feel like anything that tries to dazzle the audience with special effects or tricks is pretty embarassing now. You can't top Lazarev.
>Russian bends space
>Lithuanian lad does a flip
Dumb?
aha
haha wouldn't it be funny if we all voted for Sweden and Sweden won y'know as a goof
I think it'd be pretty funny haha
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You now remember that this happened
Forget about him, /ourgay/ Its CONAN OSIRIS
First Eurovision after Brexit is in London
Imagine the bantz
reminder that only countries with an irrelevant music scene care about this contest
prove me wrong
>thing that gets sticky on Jow Forums every year is not Jow Forums related
k
MODS STICKY THIS SHIT
Does the UK still have funnyman doing the commentary?
>Humperdinck
What an embarrassing name.
it's a television event, it should be in /tv/ but they are too busy posting literally same GoT and endgame content for 8th week now
Yes. Graham Norton, he's basically Terry Wogan but high on so much cocaine when he starts commentating
more like /lgbt/, this trash isn't music
Mighty gay thread you have here.
>he thinks anyone cares about the music
So what are the odds of Hamas chimping out?
based italia broda
we dont compete to level the playing field for you losers
Eurovision is an /sp/ thread but their mods are gay so we have it here
Deal with it or fuck off
>Status Quo tier
Sweden wins
>I-It's not like we wanted to win this g-gay contest b-baka tier
Sweden in the top 5
>SUICIDE SQUAD tier
Sweden kicked out in the semis
>IT'S OVER tier
Same score as Britain
6 MINUTES
Of course it is. Our songs have been shit for a long time now. The last song I can remember that wasn't total shit was in 2014, but we still got cursed because the singer was ill for the whole final.
>he thinks eurovision is about good music
>all the videos are gonna be about faggets
fuck this shit
What about /ourGUY/??
This stream should work for americans who have no VPN
swedish dubs but it's the highest quality stream i've found
>svtplay.se
Cracking the first cold one of the evening lads
Try to fail at quoting again faggot
Maybe it will work
With the jury/televote split, UK is guaranteed at least a few pity points from Ireland, Malta, Australia and Spain.
Which is a shame, since Bigger Than Us absolutely deserves nul points. What the hell, Brits?
The show on before Eurovision is a guy in a yellow jacket feeding biscuits to strangers at train stations
I'm not sure how I feel about BBC 4
why do swedes like eurovision so much? also, are you gonna vote for us this year?
There is jewtube.
Also sticky when ?
Finland, zero pöeang
OH SHIT IT'S FUCKIGN MICHAEL PORTILLO
What the hell
Remember that belgium is the kristian kostov/eurovision twink of this year
For me it's the nigger in sweden
>Watching this abortion of an """"event""""
Kill
Your
Self
nigger there is a livestream on the official youtube channel
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ITS TIEM