/brit/

would most definitely shag 1 and 4

went for some beers but the shop was closed
dry heaving on the sidewalk now

business proposition: henceforth no more wojaks

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you shouldn't be eating eggs at night

oh my egg cooking method ranking? Sure why not

Soft boiled > poached = scrambled > hard boiled > fried > omelette

youtube.com/watch?v=ys1B9acLEck

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaads

bender

1 and 4 would get it

rate his fit lads

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I miss having sex

sucks to live in the province eh

you're out of your fucking element

absolute banger here lads

truly the worst feel

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trembling limp wristed claws rattled this one out

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really like his mad lads series

love a devilled egg, me

based old man who's been round the block and knows his shit, used to like a bit of gear, shags a girl in her late 20s and drives a slightly dated sports car-core

eating spring onions

omelette done right mogs everything else

the only available space is a handicapped spot, fuck it i'm starving
me and all the boys are mongos anyways so we should be allowed park here

particularly enjoy sucking eggs

got the clap from this image

the one on the right would get it from me for sure. that face shape/hair combo is one of my many types. left one aint so bad either

Literally egg mayo in an egg.

Check out Alexa Flexys gangbangs phwooarrr they don't half give it to her

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quality aren't they, watching the ice cream van wars one now

DOMS kicking in, fakkin' love it

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love me some jerky lads
nothing better than some jerky and a brew

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love a ginger bird, me

rorke holding down a frothing leftypol

would love the chat shite in their ears till 4 in the morning

simply the best snack along with nuts/cashews/greek yog 'specially if youre lifting

>Watching pornography

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you’ll need it after im finished with ya

tried jerky when I was in the States and it was disgusting tbf

just made a fresh pot of coffee, it is 1:15 in the afternoon, 2nd best time for coffee in the day

what else am i supposed to do. play scrabble?

>first 24/7 shop opened in lyon
parichiens btfo

fucking hell i love redheads

Weird, saw the redhead at Vortex 2 years ago.

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Need to lose some weight

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yes

coffee after lunch is godly

drinking coffee is literally as bad as smoking

yeah and then drop £20 on a taxi home alone and think about them in the morning during my hangover wank

play scrabble

What about a decaf?

for your teeth, yes.

jerky really depends on the brand more than most snacks. i crave jerky constanty but ive gotten some really cheap stuff that i gave away to my dad, couldnt handle it, but the good stuff oh man i wont stop til its gone

Love a coffee and a cig

youtube.com/watch?v=tCZPPGlVS6s

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I need to gain it

I'm voting for Tommy in the EU elections to spite lefties

business idea: psilocybin coffee

Feel shit lads
Revising so much I'm genuinely making myself ill

and then inevitably blogpost about them in /brit/

drink 2 litres of full fat milk a day and squat 4x a week

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do you like dry ham?

despise yanks lads

>revising
FOLC

Good stuff

3rd of Cheadle wiped off the map in seconds...

haha oops didn't mean to post that

Nah, my bent uncle likes to take me there. Very uncomfortable experience every time, ngl.

Won't that just make me fat. I'm currently 10 stone. Reckon I need to be 14

>2 litres of full fat milk a day
I can’t even imagine how much acne this would put on my face

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Being physically ill is much worse than being mentally ill

having a beer

why bother? It's all for nothing anway.

sure i meanth i got this thing

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>Close your eyes.
Was obliged to stop reading here

Any more news on this lads?

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I can understand why people don't like the royals now but the symbolic side of it, the crown and tradition is something I very much respect.

My PhD idea is garbage. The more I research the more confused I get, the more incoherent, inconsistent, and delusional my ideas appear.

>Forgot I made a cuppa and now its cold edition
Happened to me earlier and it really felt bad

depends

Need A*AA for uni and I'll feel much better during summer if I try as hard as I can now
Just really difficult to hold on. Feel like I'm walking on thin ice.
Exams start in a week and will be over in just over a month so I hope time flies after exams start

I can understand not caring about them but I'll never understand republicans, why would you want some bland politician as your head of state
it's not like they have any power anywhere

So the only reason we’re all here is our da shot a load in our mum’s fanny? Seems a bit undignified

Jeremy Kyles rep is fucked the media are really up his arse atm

always write your thesis last
rookie mistake

I’m excited to have a great fulfilling career though

fUCK

Good.

Genuinely in awe of my mates who got unconditional offers from Nottingham. Honestly wish I just implied here instead of the unis with really high entrance standards. Would feel much better right now if I knew I was guaranteed a place at a half decent uni like Nottingham

Bet the girl on the left doctors her Instagram pics and gets like 600+ likes